Bob Nicklefairy Junoso XV looked out upon the gradual horizon. "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK" He screamed. "I JUST WANTED TO DO EXACTLY ONE PLAY MINECRAFT WHY"

He threw a stone into the ocean. The stone missed, because he can't throw far because MINECRAFT. He just... Gave up. He walked into the sea. He walked into the sea. The fucking sea.

A/N: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK