My immortal redub intro how did I do it?

This all started one day when I was reading worse fanfic ever my immortal I was reading some reviews and I was like "hey I wonder how it would look if I used Google translate and translated into Japanese and back into English again? "so I did and it was HILARIOUS and now I shall share my results with you sadly in some places it makes more sense than the original

Special Fangz(ugh) to Tara for making this god awful piece of crap at least it now gives me a reference on how NOT to right a fanfic