The Cookie Thief

by Sora Nadeshiko

Ah Kitsu purrs,Time to steal the cookies!I am getting payed by both Kana a.k.a.Kashi and Kushina.Shh!We are plotting on getting Minato's secret formula.Our plan is to get rich quick.Mina-chan will never know what hit him!Mentions of Yaoi/het. Hiatus.

1. Chapter 1

The Cookie Thief

Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine. I do not own Kitsu's soul (Naruto), but I own the concept of Kitsu.

Chapter 1: Stealing the Cookies

Kitsu's P.O.V

I woke up breathing heavily.

My room was dark; you could barely see anything.

I glanced at the clock.

12 o'clock A.M. Midnight.

I changed into my shinobi gear and grabbed my kunai pouch and several scrolls.

You never know what was going to happen.

I tip-toed slowly down the stairs and stealthily walked into the kitchen.

There it was. The jar was glowing with a radiant light and angels were singing halleluiah, halleluiah.

Minato's cookies were definitely the best.

I began to salivate and I slowly walked towards the jar.

I had to rendezvous with Kakashi… or should I say Kana and Kushina.

'We have to find out how he makes it!' I thought.

I activated my demonic sharingan.

I am the supposedly great Kyuubi.

My sharingan has 9 tomoes. 3 on each ring.

My eyes are also bi-colored; red and blue, like water and fire, fighting for the rest of eternity.

Anyways… just how do I steal it?

Right… I snatch it and replace it with another cookie jar.

I carry on with my plan.

While I dodge various traps.

When I snatch the oh-so-luscious cookies, I seal it in a blank scroll.

I put on my Kitsune mask and escape through the window.

I leave a chishio bunshin in my room as a failsafe.

Heh…Mina-chan will never know what hit him.

Erm… to the people who read this… please review and tell me what you think.

This was inspired by one of my drawings. Just so you guys know… I was half-asleep when I drew it.