NOT EXACTLY

A/N I don't Stargate or any of the characters. If I did a lot of things would be different. For one thing there would no killing of doctors, except maybe McKenzie. Anyway, I'm making no money from this. I got the idea for this from the two word line that gave hope to all of us SJ fans.

Doctor Lt. Colonel Samantha Carter woke up in incredible pain. The type of pain you get from a Go'ould ribbon shot to the head. With any kind of luck she was going to die, soon, and be out of her misery.

Soon something began to actually override the pain and that was the need to pee, really badly. With a groan she tried to roll over to get up, only to discover that she was being held in place. Trying to assess her surroundings as best she could through the pain and without opening her eyes least she give herself away to an enemy she began to slowly take inventory of herself.

No apparent injuries other than a possible concussion, which explain the headache. She came to realize that she was naked and she wasn't alone. When she tried to move an arm pulled her closer.

Crap, where the hell am I and who the HELL am I with? It had better NOT be Pete. No way could I ever get that drunk. There isn't enough alcohol in the galaxy for me to get that drunk. Please God, don't let it be Pete.

She cracked open her eyes only to quickly shut them again. Damn, that hurt. Opening them again only a slit she looked at the arm draped over her waist and the hand pressed against her stomach.

Definitely not Pete, THANK GOD!!! The hand is to big and leaner. Uh…the arm hairs are kind of grey. Grey…no wait…GRAY, no freaking way.

Finally the need to pee became so great she had to swallow her panic and slowly, as to try to not wake her companion up, she turned to her back and looked to the side to be greeted to the sight of stubble faced, sleeping, newly promoted Major General Jonathan "Jack" O'Neill.

Samantha Carter, perhaps the greatest mind on two galaxies, saver of Earth (several times no less) head of research at Area 51, said the only thing that came to mind.

"OH, SHIT!"