Hey guys,
a new story and a new pairing. My first try on them, so please don't judge me!
Enjoy!
I'm in love with Cat Valentine, little, sweet, bipolar Cat Valentine. An amazing singer and actress, happy all the time. Although I am allergic against cats, I refuse to stay away from her.
Every time I eat my favourite dessert mayonnaise, I'm thinking about sharing it with her, imagining her sitting next to meon my bed and feeding me.
As you guys maybe noticed, I'm trying hard to get girls attention. I take all my guts and ask them out. Unfortunately they reject me every time I try. Cat is to handle/treat differently. Her answer means more to me, than answers from other girls. I needed advice on what to do next, so I went online to ask Andre for help.
RockRobster loggs in
AndreAwesome is online.
RockRobster sends request
Please wait for answer
Request accepted
"Hey Robbie, what's up man? You have an argument with Rex again?" Andre asked greeting me.
"Not this time," I started "I need your advice on something, but promise you won't tell anyone" I said sincerely, looking in the webcam, to strengthen the effect.
"Sure, what's up?"
"There is this girl I like"
"What's her name?"
"I can't tell you"
"Then I can't help you."
"Why not?"
"I have to know how she'll behave" he said, trying to convince me to tell him her name.
"Fine, it's…Cat" I whispered her name, as if anyone else would be listening/hear us.
"Little Red?" Andre said, laying back on his chair. "Go get her"
"How?"
"Ask her out"
"Is it that simple?"
"Dude, you have nothing to lose. If she says yes, you're probably the luckiest guy on the planet. And if she says no, you can ask her to still be friends."
"Okay, thanks dude" I said, breathing in nervously.
"No prob and good luck!"
ROBROBSTER logged out.
I got out of my house, taking Rex with me. As I arrived at Cat's house, I started to get more and more nervous. How will she react? Will she say yes? Hopefully she'll say yes.
"You're sure you wanna do this?" Rex asked me.
"Yes! It's now or never." I answered, gathering all my courage. I knocked and Cat opened the door.
"Hey Robbie" Cat greeted me surprised. "You wanna come in?" Jade is here, too" Cat said, inviting me.
Dang it, Jade? Why now? Why her?
But no, no one, especially no Jade will get in my way. I have to ask her now, Jade doesn't have to know.
"No thanks, but…can I talk to you? In private?"
"Sure" Cat answered confused, while stepping outside, closing the door behind her. It seemed, like she got an idea of what I was going to tell her.
"You wanna tell me a secret?" she asked excited, clapping in her hands.
"No, well, it's not a secret, but it's something I wanted to tell you for a while."
"Oh, then go ahead" she said still excited. I prepared myself. Do it, do it. Tell her you love her.
"I like you more than mayonnaise" it blurted out of me.
"Thank you?" she asked confused, not knowing that this was something I've never said to a girl before and that it was a high compliment. She didn't answer. It seemed, that she was waiting for me to go on.
"Would you like to go out sometime? As a date I mean." I said hesitating, still making it clear for her to answer.
"Ooh" she answered, getting what I wanted from her. Suddenly she chuckled. Should I be offended?
"Can you believe it?" she started, explaining her sudden fit of giggles "Jade just told me, that you are possibly liking me, and now you're asking me out. Jade is a fortune teller. Hehe" she laughed, her adorable laugh.
"So you wanna?" I asked, trying to keep the conversation going without distraction. I was feeling nervous and my heart felt like jumping out of my chest.
"Oh, no" Cat said shaking her head, still smiling. "Robbie, I like to date men with muscles and they should be sexy. Yet you are humorous and a good friend. I still like you as a friend and I somehow like Rex, too" she said smiling, patting my hair, as if I were a little boy.
From that moment on, my whole life shattered into tiny little pieces. I felt tears making their way to exit my eyes.
"You sure you don't wanna come in? Jade and I are making pizzas, with faces out of olives and hair out of crumbled cheese. After that we'll make chocolate chip cookies, without gluten" she explained happily, not noticing she just broke my heart.
"No thank you" I said, turning around to leave.
"Oh, and Robbie?" she said. I faced her again. "I would date you, if you were the only boy on this planet." I faked a smile and said good night. She responded and closed the door. I turned around to go.
"I told you, man" Rex said.
"Shut up Rex" I said, while walking slowly. Then I heard laughter from inside Cat's house. I didn't know if they were laughing about me. But I persuaded myself of them laughing about me, the never winning loser with a puppet.
I like you more than mayonnaise. Unfortunately you don't like me back, Cat Valentine.
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