How to Annoy the Volturi
Tell them that everyone hates them
Tell them that Bella didn't like the necklace
Tell them that the Cullen's created another Cullen
Give them a 24 hour solarium
Tell them that the supply of humans didn't come in this week
Flash a spotlight on them if they walk out of the palace
If there about to walk out have signs saying 'Volturi Warning' and 'Vampires live here' and people yelling and screaming 'ahhhh the Volturi are coming for me'
Tell them that Bella was never changed
Tell them that Nessie really doesn't belong to Edward and Bella
Make the Volturi play hide and seek in the dark and they fall over each other
Ripe their cloaks off
Spray 'vampire repellent' at the
Through a taser at them
Have them play paintball
Send them to La Push
Send them to a drive through but ordering the 'family meal deal' (if you get my drift)
Teach them to swim
Volturi enrol kids to school
Make them play and they can't play softball (neither can Cullen's)
Make them eat human food