A/N: a challenge from the page of ChaosHarbor, it had to contain the line: "But I don't want to be in a closet with you!" beta'd again by A Spot of Bother
"God this is so damn uncomfortable!" Axel whined, trying to find a relaxing posture. Roxas just rolled his eyes.
"You're the one who wanted to know what was in here," he sighed, shifting to rest his arms on his knees.
"Yeah, but that's before it got so boring. Aren't closets usually where people keep their dark secrets that they don't want anyone to know about?" Axel asked, poking Roxas in his side.
"No," Roxas snapped. "That's where you keep all of yourdeep, dark secrets." Axel snorted.
"Please, you've never even been in my closet." Roxas just smiled, and that was enough to freak Axel out. "Have you?" He asked, eyes widening a bit as he fidgeted around even more. Roxas didn't bother answering.
"God, I'm so bored." Axel smiled.
"So lets play a game." Roxas shot a sideways glare towards his friend.
"Lets not and say we did." Axel rolled his eyes.
"Move away from the door."
"Why?" Roxas asked, shifting.
"Because I'm going to break it down." Axel responded, standing up.
"Are you going to pay for the damages?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.
"But I don't want to be in a closet with you!" he whined, plopping back down on the clothes. Roxas snickered and Axel shot him a glare. "What's so funny?"
"We could always come out," he whispered, dissolving into a fit of chuckles. Axel blinked owlishly before joining Roxas in a fit of giggles.
"Are you serious?" Axel asked quietly, lacing their fingers together after the giggling had subsided. Roxas shrugged, not quite meeting Axel's probing gaze. "Hey," he whispered softly. Roxas turned, a small smile on his lips. "We could make it really fun," he whispered evilly. Roxas' smile widened. "We could come out on April Fools Day." Roxas laughed.
"Oh, you are evil!" Axel laughed before quickly kissing Roxas.
"I know," he said, reaching over and opening the closet door. Roxas blinked at the sudden glare of lights.
"Axel, was that unlocked the entire time?" he asked, raising an eyebrow. Axel grinned down at his boyfriend before extending a hand to help him up.
"Maybe," he answered, before turning around and running off. Roxas leaned against the doorframe, watching his retreating form.
"Oh," he whispered, laughing. "You are evil."