Alright I got this idea when I was reading a story and remembered something my cousin told me so here you are.

"Matt." Clink. "Matt." Clink. "Hey, Matt." Shatter. "Oh shi- whoops!"

"Al! You just broke my window! What the hell, eh?!" the angry Canadian said, looking out his broken window. Down on the ground was a grinning American that was waving his arm in the air.

Completely ignoring his brothers question Alfred went on, "Matt! Finally, hurry up an' get down here! I have to tell you something! Come on what're you waiting for?!" By the time he finished speaking he was jumping up and down impatiently.

Knowing there was no way his brother was going to leave he sighed calling down, " Alright Al! I'll be right there!" turning around he grabbed some clean clothes to change into. Walking into the bathroom he striped off his clothes and turned the water to a comfortable temperature. Remembering his brother was waiting for him he rushed through his morning routine. Toweling himself dry he slipped on his boxers and remaining clothes.

"Matt hurry up! I need to tell you something!" the Canadian heard as he walked down the stairs pulling a red hoody over his head.

"I'm coming!" the yelled as he sprinted to the front door opening it.

On his door step was a snickering Alfred, " hahaha, that's what she said, wait - no, that's what he said," and he started laughing all over again.

Matthew blushed, "Shut up, eh. What's so important that you had to go and break my window and wake me up early on a Saturday morning?" he ended with a glare.

Alfred grinned. "Why that's simple Mattie, I have to show you something. Now where's your computer?" he finished with the clap of his hands.

Looking at his brother warily he asked, "Why do you need my computer?"

"I told you Matt I need to show you something. Do you have internet by the way? I can't show you otherwise."

"Yeah, the computer's over here," Matt said while leading Al into his study.

"Alright!" Alfred said while opening a web browser and typing in "" into the address bar. Confused and wary the Canadian watched to see what word this brother would type in.

The Canadian stared in shock and confusion, 'Really?.' the Canadian thought, 'Dork he put in dork? Is this what he wanted to show me?'

"Al why did you put in dork?"

"Patience Mattie," Alfred said as he clicked the search button with the mouse.

"But seriously Al, dork? Why are you showing me do-"

"Shhhh!" he cut him off , "Look!" he said as the page finished loading. He scrolled down to where it showed the results and they both read:

Dork

-noun slang

1. A stupid or ridiculous person; jerk; nerd.

2.Vulgar. Penis.

America burst into a fit of laughter and Canada blushed a light pink as they finished reading.

Matthew hit Alfred on the back of the head resulting in a:

"Ow! What was that for Matt?"

Which resulted in a:

"Your paying for my new window"

The end.

Lol I hope you guys liked. And the whole dork thing is true you can look It up yourself if you want, I found the whole thing hilarious. Please review and tell me what you think.