Songfic based off of, "So What" by: Pink

"Pft, I didn' need 'em anyway!" Slurred an overly intoxicated American, as he jerked his thumb over at his ex, who was apparently either eating or kissing, a very happy Frenchie.

"Ehhhhhh, maan am I wit'cha!" A, also overly intoxicated, Dane shouted, thumping the palms of his hands on the metal table.

Yes, Denmark and America were VERY drunk, AND ranting about many random things. (but mainly about how 'epic' they were)

"Dude, you so GET ME!" America laughed, tipping in his chair dangerously. The American then decided he was going to add even more emotion to his statement by flinging his arms out, knocking his chair off-balance by the force.

"SHI-!" Denmark quickly lunged to help his new friend from falling, but got pulled down too.

"Owwie..."

"Ouch..."

They stared at eachother for a second then suddenly burst out laughing.

"OI! WHA' THE BLOODY 'ELL, AL?" An outraged Brit yelled, referring to the two's positions.

America looked confused for a second, then realization hit him in the face like Canada trying to catch a baseball.

"Hey, I can do whatever I want! You broke up wit' meh!" America snickered, and, before thinking anything through, brought down the Dan's face and pecked him on the mouth.

Thhhhat, my dears, is when aaaaall hell broke loose.

Britain quickly lunged and tackled Denmark, clearly jealous that America recovered quickly and that he was intoxicated and was in the mind-set that he could overpower a man twice his size.

"Eh-? Angleterre!"

France soon blamed America for England ditching him like that and started a fight with America.

Then everyone seemed to find fighting a good idea, and you can tell that a certain Hungarian was all too happy to have an excuse to knock Prussia out with a frying pan.

"Haha, tha' was soooo fun, Denny!" America laughed as he and Denmark leaned onto eachother for support as they both stumbled into a taxi cab America's boss had sent, already guessing how the night would end up.

"Fff, ya, that wimp though' he could actually pick a fight with me, ME the EPICEST THING EVAR TO LIVE!" The Dane shouted proudly, thumping his hand on his chest.

"Ha! Don't forget meh! 'Cuz if you're the epicest-then I da sexiest!" The American laughed his insanely loud and obnoxious laugh.(much to the driver's displeasure)

"HAHA, well I can't deny that!" Denmark replied, pulling America onto his lap.

"No, no you can not!" America answered, tugging the Dane into another kiss.

Meh idk if I should continue this, but if there are any pe-o-ple who think it's worth it then please tell me cuz if not I'm probs gonna just start on something else... =) Hasta lavista~!(pfff, pretty sure I didn't spell that right...) -Jazz