AN: Okay, this is my very first try at a Naruto story and at a crack fic but criticism is welcome.
To the story: It's strange but I mostly have ideas for my stories when I'm in the bathroom or lying in bed. o.O
I wanna thank Winter-Rae so much, she read the story and added a few changes to it. I couldn't write this story without her!!! P.S. Read her stories, I love them!! ;-)
I hope you have fun reading it. And don't ask me how I came up with this title, I don't know it either. I actually wanted to name it: "How troublesome...our youthful hair...definitely worth a death glare.
Gai was excited. Why you ask, well he had been sent on a mission with not only his rival Kakashi and their teams but with all of the Rookie 9!
Asuma, who was also to accompany them, had gone on a mission of personal sorts. You see the cigarette prices had gone up so he was flying to Europe because they were much cheaper there. Then he would try and smuggle them into Japan for his own use.
Now back to our other group. They were walking through a little village when Sakura spotted a public toilet.
"Do you see what I see?" she asked the others pointing.
"Yeah! Eww! That's so disgusting, it's always smelly in those things," Gai said and hid his sight with his eyebrows. Something he had been practising and was getting pretty good at it.
"Yeah maybe," she agreed, "but we all need to wash our hair. I mean, I haven't washed mine for about two weeks."
"And what's wrong with that?" Naruto asked while eating Ramen.
"Dude where are you getting all this Ramen from?" Kiba asked him in an astonished tone with a raised eyebrow.
"It's all here in my backpack," Naruto replied as he opened it to prove it.
"Don't you have anything else in that backpack of yours?" Tenten asked sarcastically.
"No," Naruto replied with a grin.
"WHAT?" she cried in disgust, "You mean to tell me that you're wearing the same underwear since this mission started, it's been three weeks!"
Naruto nodded as he shoved more Ramen into his mouth. He obviously didn't place much on personal hygiene.
"Okay," Tenten said covering her mouth with her hand, "Get me into that public toilet. I need to throw up, like now!"
Ten minutes later; as Gai had broken his nose by running into a wall. It seems he had forgotten to stop his eyebrows from blocking his vision, everybody was in the toilet.
Sakura was already busy washing her hair, happy to be doing so, when suddenly the door opened and Itachi and Kisame entered the room. Everyone exchanged looks and then the eyes landed on Sasuke.
Sasuke activated his Sharingan and went to attack Itachi. But Itachi held up his hand stopping him in his tracks.
"Not now foolish little brother," he said in his emotionless tone, "I need to wash my hair before we get down to business. I slept on Kisame's chewing gum and now I can't get it out of my hair."
"Hey!" Kisame snapped, "Don't look so reproachful at me. I extra set up a shield that said 'Caution! Used chewing gum'."
"Couldn't you just throw it away?" Itachi grumbled.
"Why should I throw it away?" Kisae asked irritated, "I've been chewing on that piece for two years?"
"Wait a minute!" Itachi said, "You mean to tell me you have been chewing on that gum for two years?! Is that why you've been throwing kunai at me the whole way here..."
He paused then continued.
"Kisame, you know, that the chewing gum will be destroyed when I have washed it out, right?"
At this Kisame broke down and began sobbing: "No! NO! Not again! I can't go through this again!"
Itachi looked oddly at him: "Is losing chewing gum a tramatic occurance where you are from? Or is it just not the first time this has happened?"
Kisame sniffed.
"I had another piece once," he said, "We were together for five years when I accidentally swallowed it while I was sleeping."
Kisame showed Itachi a photo where he was unwrapping the chewing gum.
"Our first date," Kisame said proudly and smiled at one of the best memories of his life.
After they had spoken a prayer for Kisame's chewing gum some of the others began washing their hair. Soon the smell of flowers and fruits filled the public toliet.
Itachi, however had used so much shampoo that there was none left for Kisame.
He turned towards Kakashi.
"Hey Kakashi! Can you lend me your shampoo please?"
"Yeah sure!" he answered tossing him the bottle, "I don't need it anyway. I don't have time to wash my hair right now. I have to finish this chapter of Icha Icha Paradise. It's Halloween and Tesara is wearing this hot housemaid outfit and now she is alone in a room with Kasuro and..."
Gai interrupted his enthusiastically rambling.
"Aaaah! My youthful ears!!"
Kiba, who was making pin curlers in his hair at the moment asked:
"Gai! Don't you want to wash your hair too?"
"Ahm...no...no...I...I...have already washed it yesterday."
"That's wrong," Ino said joining the conversation, "If you're going to lie, then do it at least convincingly."
"Come on, you need to wash your hair. I just seen a cootie in it."
"No!" Gai screamed desperately and tried to flee out of the toilet.
Ino pulled him back by his hair and suddenly held it in her hand.
Shikamaru as usual couldn't say anything else than "How troublesome"
Everyone in the room stared at the wig in Ino's hand. Even Kakashi averted his gaze from his book.
Gai jerked the wig out of Ino's hand and put it back on his head, backwards.
Rock-Lee finally found his voice again:
"Oh my god!! Gai-Sensei! How did this happen?"
Gai began to sob.
"Lee, it was horrible," he wailed, "I wouldn't wish this even on my worst enemy. You see I bought the wrong cat food for my Minny, it was a special offer. She became enraged and attacked me and pulled out all my hair. Now you know it...my biggest secret...this is how I lost my youthful hair."
During his talking tears welled up in his eyes.
Lee placed a comforting hand on his shoulder:
"Oh Gai-Sensei."
"Lee!"
"Gai-Sensei."
"Lee."
While they hugged a sun and a rainbow appeared behind them in the middle of the room.
Sakura took advantage of it and asked them:
"Hey, could you two please stay like this for a bit," she asked them, "I haven't gotten to sunbathe this summer yet."
She pulled out a pair of sunglasses and a Sex On The Beach of her backpack then lay down on the floor.
Kiba was busy making pink highlights and applying a perm to Akamaru when Itachi suddenly screamed.
Sasuke looked questioningly at him, screamed too and hid behind Naruto.
"Nii-san...you-you...have curls," he exclaimed.
"This damn shampoo!!" Itachi roared, "According to the advertisement, I quote: 'After using guaranteed one week straight hair!!"
"Baka!!" Kisame barked, "One week straight hair if you don't wash it during this time!"
"But that wasn't stated on the bottle!"
And it was again time for Shikamaru... "How troublesome."
Itachi ignored him and screamed:
"Kisame, give me my straightening iron!!"
Kisame gulped.
"Itachi...I have to tell you something..."
TO BE CONTINUED
AN: Well that was the first chapter. There will be another one and an epilogue. Please leave a review! Andi