Strawberry tea
A UraharaXYoruichi fanfic
"Oh please, that doesn't make any sense at all, you know that?"
"But I need it! Really, really bad!", the shopkeeper replied.
"Seriously Kisuke, you can handle one day without it", Shihouin Yoruichi sighed.
"No I ca~ant", Urahara Kisuke pouted.
"It's not that bad. There are other flavours you can drink".
"But I need strawberry tea, else I'll die!", he yelled.
"Then go to the grocery's yourself", Yoruchi sighed.
"I have other things to do".
"Like what?"
An awkward silence fell.
"…I forgot!", he smiled.
Yoruichi facepalmed. "Baka".
Urahara pouted."Puh~lease?"
Yoruichi shook her head. "Na-ah"
Urahara sat down, like a little kid who has just heard that he couldn't get any candy.
Yoruichi also sat down and sighed again.
"Well since neither of us wants to go, why don't we play a little game to kill time?", Urahara grinned after some minutes of silence.
"What kind of game?"
"Just close your eyes and focus on your surroundings".
And so yoruichi did.
She didn't notice anything, nothing moved, and the atmosphere didn't change.
Until she felt a soft stroke on her cheek.
She saw Urahara shaking his head at her when she opened her eyes in suprise.
"Eyes closed, else it's no fun", he simply said.
Yoruichi found it suspicious, but still closed her eyes.
Again she felt a soft stroke on her cheek, but this time she kept her eyes closed.
Her hair moved in a non-existing wind and something gently pulled a string of hair out of her face.
"Kire na…Koneko-Chan".
A soft blow on her ear made the kitten slightly blush.
A chuckle was heard. "Kawaii".
'What the hell is he planning', Yoruichi thought.
Something brushed her lips and she petrified.
"You may open your eyes now".
And so she did.
"Can you tell me what you felt?", Kisuke asked.
"H-How… You've been sitting there all the time, haven't you?", Yoruichi stumbled.
Kisuke just smiled. "What did you feel? And hear?"
"H-How did you do that?"
He smiled and held his finger in front of his lips.
"Sore wa Himitsu… Koneko-Chan".
He stood up and walked past her.
When he did, Yoruichi felt lips on hers, and she gasped.
In the end, she went to the grocery's after all.
Owari.