Let's just say for the starters

The Paper Mario Partners

Were the best creations

In imagination

Helping Mario on his quest

with all the action and all the rest.

15 different partners from the first two games

Goombas, Koopas, pick your name.

This is a rap song for those partners so they won't be forgotten

30 years later, when the games become rotten.

Let's start this song

don't you think?

While you read

you'll probably get a wink.

There was a Goomba with a blue cap

Name was Goombario, not Goomtrap!

He was a brainiac and a know-it-all,
But when it came to battle he would jump and fall.

He had a nasty headbonk and a knack for a tattle,
whether on an enemy or even just the common cattle.

Was a fan of Mario the moustached hero,
Was also scared of heights which gave him fear...o.

Next there was a Koopa with a blue shell.
We called him Kooper and it suited him well.

He was attacked by Fuzzies who stole his shell and ran.
But when Mario came by he got his shell again.

An adventurous guy who likes archaeology,
He followed Kolorado, who lacked severe psychology.

He attack with a shell toss or maybe a power shell,
that packed enough power to ring the bad guys like a bell.

There was also a Bob-Omb who was known as Bombette,
And she looked cuter than the cats on the internet.

She had an explosive personality with a firepower boost,
and she should have dumped her boyfriend Bruce.

She charged at her enemies with a feisty Body Slam,
or use her bomb attack to blow them with a bam!

There was also the mailman Parakarry Parakoopa

who can be also known just as Parry Parakoopa.

He kept losing letters while out and away.
But when he teamed up with Mario,
he found them along the way.

He would kick at his enemies with a sky dive,
or attack with a shell shot Basic power: 5.

Don't forget the ghost mistress who was Lady Bow.
A little bit spoiled and snobby but nice to get to know.

She kept a Star Spirit captive,
to force Mario to accept her,
while they went to battle Tubba Flubba,
In the Gusty Gulch, dry as a desert.

She slapped enemies silly, with her smack attack.
Or would go Outta Sight,
to avoid a nasty whack!

There was the little ray of sun,

the young girl Watt.

A floating Lil' Spark shining like a gunshot.

Super cute with her little Binky.

And at night she seemed, well,
rather twinkly.

She could shock the enemies with her Electro Dash

or use her Power Shock to give them a blast!

Or maybe you prefer

The motherly figure Sushie.

A motherly Cheep Cheep

with a daughter Sashime.

She lived on LavaLava island

with the local Yoshi's,

keeping a little strict

on those Yoshi kids, mostly.

She attacked the bad guys with a Belly Flop

smashing them down with a loud WHOP!

She could also Squirt a sharp jet of water,
worked well against fire but was mostly a washer.

Last but not least,
the Lakitu Lakilester.

Flies on a cloud,

partially for the better.

Isn't fond of his name and would like to be known as Spike,

but his girlfriend Lakilulu wouldn't do as he'd like.

He attacked his enemies with his Spiny Flip

or Spiny Surge to make enemies run with a ZIP!

Well, that all for now,

but stay tuned for more

because next are the partners

from the Thousand-Year Door.

I'll say goodbye and hoped you enjoyed

this songfic rap that kept me annoyed.

That's it for now. Please Review.
-Para-Zackovic.

Also, sorry for some errors in the format if it was a little confusing, but it was the best I could do.