Hello peoples, this is another Warriors fanfic of mine, this time a parody of the delightful series. Heh-heh. This is going to be fun. Also, keep in mind that I started writing this a while back, and my writing may or may not have improved since then. I just felt like post this since I still haven't finished my most recent chapter of Feline.
Yep! It is going to be fun. So once again, this is Cinnamonstreak/little/star. (I was, at one point, role-played rather extensively, so I have multiple names, the most common being streak. But you can call me High Priestess of Cheese)
So I'm just having fun with this, I do like (some of) the characters. (Graystripe, Yellowfang, Bluestar, Brightheart, and Cloudtail are favorites. I also like Tiggystar)
Mm. Cloudtail's hot.
Cinny!
What? Isn't this a free country? Can't I state my own opinion?
No, actually. You're an animal.
*Gasps!* You have insulted the high priestess of Cheese, and therefore the Cheese! The Cheese hates you!
I thought I was the High priestess of cheese, Cinny.
Nope, not no more. Can I have a cheeseburger?
No.
Aw. *Pouts*
Disclaimer: I do not own warriors. If I did Graystripe would've stayed single after Silverstream. (I hate what they did to Millie. Could Daisy be trying to start a revolution of stupid queens by brainwashing other she-cats?)
Mm. He's hot too.
*Whacks with newspaper* Down, Bessie
Ow.
Oh, and I'm changing all the names slightly. The apprentice 'paw' will become 'toes' and all the others mean almost the same thing as the originals, but funnier! Like, Fireheart is Heatpump, for instance.
A L L E G I A N C E S
L O U D C L A N
LEADER: INDIGOPLANET—blue-gray she-cat, tinged with silver around her muzzle. (Bluestar)
DEPUTY: SCARLETSPINE—small tortoiseshell tom with a distinctive ginger tail. (Redtail)
APPRENTICE, DIRTTOES
MEDICINE CAT: DOTTEDFOLIAGE—beautiful dark tortoiseshell she-cat with a distinctive dappled coat. (Spottedleaf)
WARRIORS (toms and she-cats without kits)
GOLDENPUMP—magnificent golden tabby tom with thick fur like a lion's mane. (Lionheart)
APPRENTICE, STORMTOES
STRIPYTOENAIL—big dark brown tabby tom with unusually long front claws. (Tigerclaw)
APPRENTICE, CROWTOES
PALEGALE—big white tom. (Whitestorm)
APPRENTICE, DESERTTOES
SHADOWSTREAK—sleek black and gray tabby tom. (Darkstripe)
TALLSPINE—pale tabby tom with dark black stripes. (Longtail)
MOVINGBREEZE—swift tabby tom. (Runningwind)
TREEFUR—very pale gray she-cat with unusual blue eyes. (Willowpelt)
PREYPELT—small dusky brown she-cat. (Mousefur)
APPRENTICES (more than six moons old, in training to become warriors)
DIRTTOES—dark brown tabby tom. (Dustpaw)
STORMTOES—long-haired solid gray tom. (Graypaw)
CROWTOES—small,skinny black tom with a tiny white dash on his chest, and white- - tipped tail. Extremely jumpy. (Ravenpaw)
DESERTTOES—pale ginger she-cat. (Sandpaw)
HEATTOES/TARNISH—handsome ginger tom. (Firepaw)
QUEENS (she-cats expecting or nursing kits)
GLITTERPELT—beautiful white coat and blue eyes. (Frostfur)
FRECKLEDHEAD—pretty tabby. (Brindleface)
SUNNYBLOOM—pale ginger coat. (Goldenflower)
SPOTTEDSPINE—pale tabby, and the oldest nursery queen. (Speckletail)
ELDERS (former warriors and queens, now retired)
STUMPYSPINE—big dark brown tabby tom with part of his tail missing. (Halftail)
TINYHEARER—gray tom with very small ears. The oldest tom in Loudclan. (Smallear)
PIECEFUR—small black-and-white tom. (Patchpelt)
SINGLESIGHT—pale gray she-cat, the oldest cat in Loudclan. Virtually blind and deaf. (One-eye)
SPECKLEDSPINE—once-pretty tortoiseshell she-cat with a lovely dappled coat. (Dappletail)
A W E S O M E C L A N
LEADER SHATTEREDPLANET—long-haired dark brown tabby. (Brokenstar)
DEPUTY DARKFEET—large white tom with huge jet black paws. (Blackfoot)
MEDICINE CAT GREENSNOUT—small gray-and-white tom. (Runningnose)
WARRIORS COMPLETELYSPINELESS—brown tabby tom. (Stumpytail)
APPRENTICE, CHOCOLATETOES
PEBBLE—silver tabby tom. (Boulder)
APPRENTICE, DAMPTOES
TALONHEAD—battle-scarred brown tom. (Clawface)
APPRENTICE, TINYTOES
DARKFUR—black tom. (Nightpelt)
QUEENS SUNRAIN—small tabby. (Dawncloud)
CHEERYBLOOM—black-and-white she-cat. (Brightflower)
ELDERS DEADFIRE—thin gray tom. (Ashfur)
F A S T C L A N
LEADER HIGHPLANET—a black-and-white tom with a very long tail. (Tallstar)
W E T C L A N
LEADER TWISTEDPLANET—a huge light-colored tabby with a twisted jaw. (Crookedstar)
DEPUTY TREEPUMP—a reddish brown tom. (Oakheart)
C A T S O U T S I D E C L AN S
IVORYTOOTH—old dark gray she-cat with a broad, flattened face. (Yellowfang! Yay!)
SMEAR—plump, friendly black-and-white kitten who lives in a house at the edge of the forest. (Smudge)
PARSLEY—black-and-white tom who lives on a farm close to the forest. (Barley)
That was tiring. Appreciate me!
Don't. It goes to her head. Now that you've read, please review!