"What the hell was wrong wit that dawg? Rubbies maybe" Oliver thought as hie stlyed his hair in a bowlish shape around his gressey forehaed. "Gawd I wish I good get Robbie to stuck watever that damn dawg put in me out that would be HOUT!" Olver thought cupping his balls.
Oliver got dress in a stlyish par of short pants that hung low showing his spongeboob boxers with a purple hoodie that said BEAST on the front to shwo he was the MAN! With a cap hie was ready! just like spongeboob he sang to himself I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready.
Later that day was he walk to Miley his BRR evers house in his laid back fashin it took awhile to get places, added with hes untied shows lacyes he kept trippin'. Hes phone went off playing his ringtone "Rufus Wainwright - Tulsa" that was hes favoutit song right now. The name flashed Lily and he hit the ignor button. "that bitch is getting annoying" he thought. Lily was Miley dykeie BFF who had a mad crush on him see totallly wouldn't get the message he didn't like her or her dykieness she needed to sept the fuck off!
Ass he rolled up to the front dor he knocked 3 times fast """"". Jackson answered. "SUP JACK?" I asked rolling into the room lik I owned hte place. Jackass was Miley's brother, he wa a big fat ass who looked like a child of incest and was about three times the age he said he was. Som bastered child from Robbies past I guess.
"NOthing much DAWG just making some PHilly Cheese stake hotpockets. Wants one?" Jack asked
"Hell to the no thanks Jack that shit wold go right to my fit ass" I said and added a hot ass in my mind I phated tht at little old prike! He needed to go back to where her ve he came from and leving Stewers the fuck alone.
"So no problem bow there lowcal chek it" he said holding th e box in fron of my face.
"I still don't want any of tha tshit doent taste anythig like w a really one" I said the stipid fuckers never been to Philly so how the fuck would he know? Stpid headneck hasn't beck out of Cally before.
"Watever bow I'm heading up to eat this and the kick it and watch some of that hot GIrls gone wild and jack it wanna come?"
"Hell to the no I don't want to jack it with you he prev shut it" I said "WHere the fuck is that popsta anywhay"
'Backyard doing kicks and flips with Lilly"Kasons said.
"FUckkkkkkkkkkkk I don't wanna see that bitch, I gotta use the pot you mind bow? I asked needed to take one of the biggest shits everrr.
"Paps in there shaving his body hair off so he can run faster, you know that fat ass needs to drp the LBs"
I walked up stariis wanting to see what kind of cream Robbie used to save, you knoew I'm gonna have to start sahving soon so I need the tips. WINK
I finished taking my shit while asking about the cream and Robbie said ladies aftersave was the best shit on the market. I said thank you kindly and headed out.
"dDamjnnnnnnnnnnnnn" I thougt toatlly forgetting to ask about my chest/bit. "Oh fucking wlee theres always tomorrow. Isaid slowing but cooly into the sun.
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