Disclaimer - Would I be writing FANFIC if I owned KKM?
Pairing - The Royal Couple
7 Ways To Make Yuuri
Realize He's In Love With
Wolfram
(Almost in order)
1.) Shove Yuuri and Wolfram into a honeymoon suite(without clothes of course) and lock the doors and windows
2.) Find a smexy double black bishie and have him sweep Wolfram off his feet. Then, just about when they're about to do the yaoi smexy dance(WTF?!), have Yuuri burst through the door in a fit of angry chibiness.
3.) Attach magnets to the front of their heads and watch the beauty of science take place.
4.) Have Yuuri sit throug a long intermission and randomly through in, 'YOU WIMP!" while telling him that Wolfram wants to have his boy love babies(most fans probably want to do this, ne?)
5.) Make Cheri-sama squeal in Yuuri's ear about how cute the would be together.
6.) Get Wolfram hurt while fighting Maou!Yuuri to make Yuuri upset. Then when Wolfram wakes up, have Murata and Conrad record his 'worried confession' with a camera Muraken brought with him from Earth.
7.) Leave a trail of smexy-er Wolfram pictures for Yuuri to find(Courtesy of Conrad) that would lead him to a very naked and bonded Wolfram. Then IF Yuui frees him, have Wolfram hop into his arms and hug him. Watch those pants get tighter!
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I know, I know! I have no right to be uploading anything to FF, but this has been sitting in my bag of fanfic and it was starting to get crumpled and unreadable! I had to get it out! I really want to update my other stories but for the life of me I can't think of anything to write T.T! Please don't hate me! I'm trying! Hopefully before I go back to school I can update at least one of them... Anyways, I hope you like this!