Disclaimer: Dun own Trigun. No suey de authoress!
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What DOES Their Hair Taste Like?
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Chapter One: Behind the Doors
*dim talkshow kind of setting. a voice is heard.*
Narrator: So...ever wonder what the Trigun cast's hair tastes like? Well today's your lucky day to find out!!
Audience: *cheers*
Narrator: We've chosen six lucky intestines--
Network Sensor: *whispers* HEY! Its CONTESTINES not INTESTINES!!
Narrator: Oo; Uhh..*stretches collar and sweatdrops* Yes, well, we've chosen six lucky PEOPLE--
NS: -_-;
Narrator: --to find out how exactly various Trigun castmembers' hair tastes like.
Audience: *cheers again*
Narrator: *walks over to a first door* And now...lets give a grand welcome to our first contestant, ELIZABETH SEIKYO!!*
(*--One of the many weird alter-ego's of the authoress, Yuneek Chikinz.)
*Door opens and a tall and lanky girl with long shiny black hair put back in a ponytail anime-style. Dressed in bluejeans, and a t-shirt that says "I like anime so GET OVER IT." pulls off her wiry-framed glasses and pockets them*
Liz: Hi. And if any of you make fun of me, I'll kill you. No, I won't just hurt you, I'll kill you. *smiles evilly and pulls out a long belt dripping with sharp throwing knives* But you seem nice. So you gots da chance, mah friends!
Audience: Laughs weakly, too afraid to not laugh at all.
Narrator: Heehehhe...oo; Um yes. On to our next contestant! Ash Ketchum!
Ash: PIKACHU! OH MY GOSH! YOU TRIPPED OVER A ROCK! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO D---wait, are we on? oO;
Audience: .....
Liz: O_o;
Narrator: NEXT we have...the REAL authoressh!! *drum rolls*.........Miss Yuneek Chikinz!!
YC: WHOO! It feels good to be apart of meh stories. Makes me feel...HAPPEH. *walks off where Liz and Ash are*
Narrator: The next lucky lucky goose is none other than Radical Edward herself!
Edward: *cartwheels out* EDWARD'S HERE!
Audience: *exploding with cheers*
Narrator: Our next person is a CRAAAAAAAZY girl. Give it up for, AnnonymousFanGirl!
Audience: *play the "cricket noises" tape. only one person claps.*
AudienceMember1: SHUT UP, ClicheStereotypeVillian with an obbsessive compulsive clappingwhennooneelsecares disorder!!
CSV: Curses! Foiled again.*twirls his black curly mustache and runs off*
AFanGirl: Like, OMG! *runs up beside Yuneek Chikinz. Y.C. twitches*
Narrator: And last, but certainly NOT least, is....*drum rolls...........................................................across the stage* ME!
Narrator:*pulls the mask off to reveal he's none other than Y.C.'s 3rd non-failing immature-manga male main character, Tetsu.*
Yuneek Chikinz: O_O;;
Audience: GASP!!
Liz: As the authoress's alter-ego, I find it most tedious to "repeat" myself.
Fangirl: O_O; Like...rude....MUCH!!
Tetsu: The brain and the insane. Very sweet.
Liz&Y.C.: HUH?!
Ash: *poking the wall* Where are this place?
Fangirl: Like...are we gonna start yet?!
YC.: STOP EVERYTHIN! o_o; We need a new narrator! Umm...eh, whatever. Dude, why don't YOU be the narrator, ok?
Tetsu: I'm good. ^_^
Ash: Socks.
Everyone: Wtf?!
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May reading this make ye all go insane! Goo' day. 8)
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What DOES Their Hair Taste Like?
*******
Chapter One: Behind the Doors
*dim talkshow kind of setting. a voice is heard.*
Narrator: So...ever wonder what the Trigun cast's hair tastes like? Well today's your lucky day to find out!!
Audience: *cheers*
Narrator: We've chosen six lucky intestines--
Network Sensor: *whispers* HEY! Its CONTESTINES not INTESTINES!!
Narrator: Oo; Uhh..*stretches collar and sweatdrops* Yes, well, we've chosen six lucky PEOPLE--
NS: -_-;
Narrator: --to find out how exactly various Trigun castmembers' hair tastes like.
Audience: *cheers again*
Narrator: *walks over to a first door* And now...lets give a grand welcome to our first contestant, ELIZABETH SEIKYO!!*
(*--One of the many weird alter-ego's of the authoress, Yuneek Chikinz.)
*Door opens and a tall and lanky girl with long shiny black hair put back in a ponytail anime-style. Dressed in bluejeans, and a t-shirt that says "I like anime so GET OVER IT." pulls off her wiry-framed glasses and pockets them*
Liz: Hi. And if any of you make fun of me, I'll kill you. No, I won't just hurt you, I'll kill you. *smiles evilly and pulls out a long belt dripping with sharp throwing knives* But you seem nice. So you gots da chance, mah friends!
Audience: Laughs weakly, too afraid to not laugh at all.
Narrator: Heehehhe...oo; Um yes. On to our next contestant! Ash Ketchum!
Ash: PIKACHU! OH MY GOSH! YOU TRIPPED OVER A ROCK! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO D---wait, are we on? oO;
Audience: .....
Liz: O_o;
Narrator: NEXT we have...the REAL authoressh!! *drum rolls*.........Miss Yuneek Chikinz!!
YC: WHOO! It feels good to be apart of meh stories. Makes me feel...HAPPEH. *walks off where Liz and Ash are*
Narrator: The next lucky lucky goose is none other than Radical Edward herself!
Edward: *cartwheels out* EDWARD'S HERE!
Audience: *exploding with cheers*
Narrator: Our next person is a CRAAAAAAAZY girl. Give it up for, AnnonymousFanGirl!
Audience: *play the "cricket noises" tape. only one person claps.*
AudienceMember1: SHUT UP, ClicheStereotypeVillian with an obbsessive compulsive clappingwhennooneelsecares disorder!!
CSV: Curses! Foiled again.*twirls his black curly mustache and runs off*
AFanGirl: Like, OMG! *runs up beside Yuneek Chikinz. Y.C. twitches*
Narrator: And last, but certainly NOT least, is....*drum rolls...........................................................across the stage* ME!
Narrator:*pulls the mask off to reveal he's none other than Y.C.'s 3rd non-failing immature-manga male main character, Tetsu.*
Yuneek Chikinz: O_O;;
Audience: GASP!!
Liz: As the authoress's alter-ego, I find it most tedious to "repeat" myself.
Fangirl: O_O; Like...rude....MUCH!!
Tetsu: The brain and the insane. Very sweet.
Liz&Y.C.: HUH?!
Ash: *poking the wall* Where are this place?
Fangirl: Like...are we gonna start yet?!
YC.: STOP EVERYTHIN! o_o; We need a new narrator! Umm...eh, whatever. Dude, why don't YOU be the narrator, ok?
Tetsu: I'm good. ^_^
Ash: Socks.
Everyone: Wtf?!
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May reading this make ye all go insane! Goo' day. 8)