Treenic
Long ago, deep in the Sahara desert in a hedgehog burrow, a certain blue hedgehog devoured an acorn. This acorn fell from a former attack helicopter carrying oak trees that were about to get sent to the Amish. This hedgehog also liked to eat dirt and chilli dogs. She also drank a surplus of water. Since this hedgehog had such an unusual diet, the acorn sprouted into a sapling. The sapling germinated and germinated. The hedgehog's stomach began to develop into a womb-like environment for the dashing young tree. The stomach became a ruse for her young son Sonic who thought his mother had a tenderfoot hedgehog flourishing in her uterus. However 40 days passed (the average length for pregnancy of a hedgehog) and the dwarf hedgehog still hadn't clamored out of the womb. Sonic was disappointed because he lusted for a new sibling to have all for himself. Sonic's disappointment grew though because one faithful day when he came home from learning Japanese on rosetta stone at the local library he saw a horrid sight. The tree had erupted from his mother's cozy interior and had killed her instantly. Sonic stunned quoted lyrics from his favorite song, "Say it Ain't So", by Weezer from their classic 90's Alternative Rock Album entitled Weezer but known as "The Blue Album" by fans of theirs. The Album went three times platinum in 1994 and spawned many rock chart toppers including "Buddy Holly" and
M"Undone-The Sweater Song" those lyrics being "Say it ain't so!" Sonic then ran as fast as he could to his friend Tails' house. As Sonic was running to his playmate's house he realized something. He realized he was rolling around at speed of sound. After Sonic's epiphany he arrived at his chum's house. He told Tails about the murderous tree. Sonic and Tails then hopped into Tails' plane and they headed off to rid themselves of the sinful tree. They arrived at Sonic's abode. The two pals with tears in their eyes extracted the tree from Sonic's mother's corpse. But little did they know the tree could think and expatiate. The tree had only developed conscious a few minutes ago because right before the two comrades arrived Dr. Robotnik appeared on the scene. Then with a flash and the power of science Dr. Robotnik gave the oak the ability to be self aware, memories of events since it was an acorn, a gender which was male and lastly the gift of speaking. The adult acorn recalled his memories and figured out what he had done to his mother. Feeling distraught about his actions the now sentient plant started to sob because he could now feel emotions. Sonic and Tails heard the sobs and looked at the tree. Sonic said "Can you talk?" "Yes my brother" said the tree. "You are not my brother" Sonic screamed. "Yes you are we came from the same mother. My name is Treenic" said the tree. Sonic in disbelief took Tails's plane and boarded Treenic onto the plane and set it for the most horrible place he could think of; Oak Creek High School. Here the tree stayed and grew even taller. Treenic with brown barked tree grew hundreds of green leafs onto his thick, long branches. Birds also started to live in his branches. Grass grew all around him. Treenic also was lumpy around his thick trunk. But that's not only thing that was thick. His roots were also thick and were rooted into the soil. The worst partt is what the kids did to the tree. The kids who went to the school drew a face onto Treenic demeaning him. They also smeared goat's blood on the tree making some parts of him red. Treenic still resides at Oak Creek High School and hates his life. Sonic sometimes visits and spits on him and his buddy Knuckles climbs him. Treenic waits for sweet release of death.