Chapter 1
Goombas become a problem
Just outside of Mushroom Kingdom is a small house. In that house were two plumbers named Mario and Luigi. Brothers were they and inseparable, unless you count those times when Mario and Luigi both gain Hand Powers, test Hammer Abilities, and countless other occasions. Mario was the eldest, but short for his position, but nonetheless the eldest. He always wore a red bureau with blue work pants and a red shirt. Aloft on his hat was a letter M within a white circle. Mario had a scruffy mustache and an Italian accent. Luigi was similar to Mario in every way except he was taller. Unlike Mario, he wore blue jeans and a green shirt. Luigi's mustache was a cleaner one and straighter with a curly end. Together they are an unstoppable team.
Meanwhile, usually found in darker areas, was Bowser's castle. Who was Bowser? In his area he was notified as King Bowser, king of the koopas. Bowser is often described as a big turtle with a spike shell, not found on normal koopas. Bowser, instead of normal koopas, had an abnormal fire breath that he breathes out in about 30 feet of length. His melee attack would be his razor sharp claws. In the position of king he leads an infantry of koopas and goombas which often lead to a threat to destroy Mushroom Kingdom. In this case, this is where the Mario Bros. come in. Equipped with only their hammers (and if necessary, a toolbox) and items they embark on a journey to defeat the evil Bowser. And after Bowser being beaten into pulp they are usually the heroes who save the day.
If you are wondering about the damsel in distress, that would be Princess Peach…or Princess Daisy. Usually Bowser takes Peach as ransom for whatever he pleases. Princess Peach or Princess Daisy is usually the motivation of the Mario Bros. Princess Peach usually is identified with a big peach dress (mainly pink), blond hair, white gloves, and a crown. Princess Daisy is similar to Princess Peach, but she has a yellow dress and brown hair.
Now back to the storyline. There Bowser sat, on his throne, a bruise aloft his eye and a cast set aside his throne. He had been pretty beaten up bad by the Mario Bros. this time. His leg was broken, along with his arm, ribs, and other parts of his body. Damn those Mario Bros. They thwarted my plans ONCE AGAIN! I need an accomplice. Someone who could help me beat those annoyingly persistent Mario Bros.
Suddenly a few meters away, the door burst open and in came a shadow like samurai.
"I heard you needed some assistance Bowser," the shadow said.
Bowser looked simply baffled. "And who are you?"
"Emperor Jet Black," the shadow answered.
"Hey wait a minute!" Bowser exclaimed. "You're from Capcom! You're not one of us!"
"That," Emperor Jet Black started, "doesn't matter. We're in the same family group of Nintendo. Now I'll be glad to assist you if you first help me with my problems."
"What problems specifically," Bowser asked.
"You have to help me kill my enemy: Viewtiful Joe."
Bowser looked sarcastically. "Viewtiful Joe? What kind of lame name is that?"
Emperor Jet Black laughed. "The name might sound funny now, but if he beats you, you're gonna look ten times worse than you already are now."
Bowser looked with a certain scared look.
"You take care of Viewtiful Joe and I'll handle the so-called Mario Bros."
Emperor Jet Black disappeared and suddenly reappeared right in front of Bowser. He took out his hand from his shadowy cape and said simply, "Deal or No Deal?" Now if you watched the TV show "Deal or No Deal" then you would already know that Bowser was biting hard on his lip not to laugh suddenly. Bowser took Jet Black's hand and shook it. Emperor Jet Black smiled deviously as he knew the first part of his plan was finished.
Back in the happy area of Mushroom Kingdom, Luigi was picking berries for a pie he was making for himself. He had a basket in one arm and his free arm picking the berries. He pranced around the Fields of Toads where a special VIP would be the only thing to let you in and pick from the Toad's fields. Suddenly, goombas appeared in front of him. Normally goombas would be small biting piranha like creatures with only a head and shoes, but these goombas were far much bigger than the normal ones. There were three big goombas with actual hands. Although they were about Luigi's height, Luigi was nonetheless freaked out. Luigi let out a small squeal of help that wasn't noticed at all. The other Toads in the field took notice of such goombas and ran away.
"Should we attack?" the left goomba asked.
"Yes," the right goomba said.
"He is still," the left one said.
"Only HUMAN," the middle one said darkly.
Knowing perfectly that what the goombas had said was one of the phrases of The Matrix Reloaded, Luigi grinned and took out a pair of sunglasses from his pocket.
"It's Neo time," Luigi said.
Immediately the theme music of Starfox in the battle sequences took place. The three goombas moved closer to Luigi. Using his faithful martial arts, he charged his power strike. The goombas successfully getting to Luigi stopped. Luigi released the awesome power of his power strike and the goombas went flying. Or that's what Luigi thought. Instead, instead of the awesome power of the power strike, he unleashed a simple tap on the goombas stomach. Luigi looking up at the goombas faces smiled nervously and cried, "MARIOOOO!"
Instantaneously at the speed of light Mario came. Technically he flew there. His yellow cape aloft him, he looked at the goombas and asked, "Who the hell are you guys?"
Mario being dumbfounded instead of letting them answer threw a fire ball at them. The goombas flamed up and ran in circles getting no where with the battle. In a few minutes they were dead. Mario smiled as he leveled up to LEVEL 2! As Mario began choosing his upgrades Luigi turned around to face himself with a red costumed guy.
Luigi jumped at the mere sight of the guy screaming while running in circles. The red costumed guy turned around to his "girlfriend" saying, "Wow, this guy has nerve problems."
The red costumed guy wore simply a red costume with a red helmet. He had a strange, devious-looking grin on his face along with an orange goatee. He had a pink scarf aloft his neck with white boots and white gloves. His "girlfriend" wore a blue skirt with a blue helmet, white boots, and white gloves. On her belt were two guns (which looked suspiciously like golden hair dryers) with hearts on the side. Mario, who finally finished upgrading, took notice of the two strangers.
"What are you doing?" he asked. "You guys are from Capcom."
"Yeah," said the red costume guy. He had a kind of "dude" accent in his voice.
"Well we need your help," the girl said.
"What kind of help?" Mario asked.
"Bowser's on the loose," the red costumed guy said, "With our enemy."
"Before I consider helping any of you, what are your names?" Mario asked.
The red costume guy smiled. "Viewtiful Joe."
Okay so this is kind of short, but I wanted to finish reading Death Note #5 so it's not my fault…well actually yea…it is kind of my fault…anyways, please review…