Okay… How do I start??? This is my first fic and I made this because I unbelievably and temporarily got tired of reading and this came into my mind.
I know I have to do the disclaimer part since I see it every story and every chap I read…
Natsume: hey newbie, just get with the story already
Akerue (obviously it's me)
Natsume: we already know it's you, it's already there or are you just blind to see it?
Akerue: what did you say?!
Natsume: whoa, you're not only blind, you're also deaf
Me (I'll just write 'me' since I'm lazy)
Natsume: you've only thought of that know? And you're as lazy as the idiot
Me: shut up! You don't care, and don't call your love an idiot!
Natsume: (raised a brow, puts hands in pockets and then walked out)
Me: good riddance natsume, and don't bother me
Oh before I forget, I don't own GA
On with the story…
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How to Know if You Are In Love???
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Chapter 1: What is Love???
What, then, is this elusive thing called love that everyone so desperately needs?
Hi, I'm Imai Hotaru, also known as the Ice Queen and the Great Blackmailer, I just came back to AA, I was from somewhere to visit my client or sponsor (I just agreed to go there just because of one main reason, Money). I'm already 15 years old, a three star and from the technical class, I have an auburn haired best friend of a baka named Sakura Mikan. Since I'm too lazy to introduce her to you, I'll just let you read this. (Hands over a slip that has tangerines and sakura petals as designs)
Name: Sakura Mikan
Age: 15
Birthday: Jan. 1
Hair Color: Auburn/Brunette
Eye Color: Chocolate
Alice: Nullification (as of now)
Alice stone: orange
Blood type: O
Type of Alice: Special Ability
Star Rank: 2 star
Best friend: Imai Hotaru
Partner: Hyuuga Natsume
If there are any more questions, feel free to approach me and hand 30 rabbits to me. Now I'll leave me alone for a while, class is about to start and that baka is still not here.
"Waaa!!! I'm late!!!" oh well there the signal, gotta prepare my Baka Gun.
Baka Gun – and invention made by yours truly, Imai Hotaru, it automatically shoots powerful air bullets to an idiot. It makes a sound that sounds like 'baka'. Can be operated manually for emergency uses. Can only be found and rented in 'Corporation HI or CHI' this merchandise is not for sale but can be rented for the price of 5 rabbits per shot and 50 rabbits per minute. (projection closes and end of discussion)
Sometimes, we sort of like this girl because she is beautiful?
"Ohayo, minna!!!" (Flashing the whole class a very bright smile)
"Ohayo, Mikan-chan-san-sama/Sakura-chan-san-sama
Almost all of the boy population in class blushes.
There she goes again, flashing that signature smile of hers, in which it added more to her cuteness. Did I mention that she has a fan club? If not, then there you go, I've said it. We both have one; we learned that we had a fan club since we were 12. Because of that stupid smile of hers, lots and lots of guys are falling in love with her. Good thing she's too dense to either take advantage of the idiots or fall in love with her fan boys. I can tell you how much of a bother she is, also because of his denseness, I have to watch over her from his fan boys. To keep her as innocent as she is now, not for those fan boys to pollute my best friends mind with those stupid thoughts of theirs. She's already stupid, no need to add more stupidity, heck; I'm already having a hard time.
"HOTARU!!!"
Baka baka baka
Ha! Get's her every time. Doesn't she even get tired of being hit?
"Mikan-san, daijobu?"
"I'm okay, thanks Iinchou."
Now comes Tobita Yuu to her aid as always. Might as well introduce him to you. (Again, hands over a slip with spiral as designs (the swirly one you in see glasses of dizzy people))
Name: Tobita Yuu (also known as Iinchou)
Age: 16
Alice: Illusion
Alice Stone: Jade Green
Type of Alice: Latent Ability
Star Rank: 3 star
Or the girl likes him because he is handsome?
"KYAAA!!! Natsume-sama!!! Ruka-sama!!!
Marry me!!! We love you!!! Be my boyfriend!!!"
Stupid fan girls. Ever since I came, I've been hearing those words everyday. Oh , and that green monster in front is Shouda Sumire and the one beside her is Usami Wakako. They are the president and vice president of the Natsume-Ruka Fan Club respectively. Again, read this.
(Green paper with whiskers, doggy biscuits and fish as designs)
Name: Shouda Sumire
Age: 16
Hair color: Green
Eye color: Green
Alice: Cat and Dog Predisposition
Type of Alice: Somatic Ability
Star Rank: 2 star
Best friend: Usami Wakako
(Just a piece of paper, no nothing whatsoever)
Name: Usami Wakako
Age: 15
Alice: Transporting Objects
Type of Alice: Latent Ability
Star Rank: 1 star
Best friend: Shouda Sumire
Good thing those stupid words doesn't ring in my ears, or else, somebody's gonna pay. Wait I smell something burning, haha good for you stupid idiots.
Note to self: Idiots never, I mean, never ever learn.
"KYAAA!!! Put it out!!! Put it out!!! Put it out!!!
At least he knows handle the noise he made or I will forcefully make him and Nogi pay. Oh, right the raven haired boy is Hyuuga and the Blondie is Nogi. Read this. (Hands over two pieces of slip)
(Black paper with white cats and red flames as designs)
Name: Hyuuga Natsume
Age: 15
Birthday: Nov. 27
Hair color: Black
Eye color: Red
Alice: Fire
Alice stone: Red
Blood type: B
Type of Alice: Dangerous Ability
Star Rank: Special star
Best friend: Nogi Ruka
Partner: Sakura Mikan
(Blue paper with rabbits as designs)
Name: Nogi Ruka
Age: 15
Birthday: March 16
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Blue
Alice: Animal Pheromone
Alice stone: Milky White
Blood type: O
Type of Alice: Somatic Ability
Star Rank: 3 star
Best friend: Hyuuga Natsume
Now as you can see, total chaos is now seen in our room. Hence, it isn't complete yet.
"Ohayo, Natsume, Ruka-pyon!!!"
"Ohayo, Sakura-san."
"Hn, shut up Polka, your making my ears bleed."
Now, there's the cue.
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3
2
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But this kind of "Cinderella Syndrome" when the girl is waiting on her Prince Charming, is not real love. It is better known as "infatuation", and there is a vast difference between it and real love.
"Natsume no Hentai!"
"Hn"
There it goes again, my best friend pouting here way up to who knows where. And now he goes to sit beside my best friend, they're seatmates, plops his feet on the table, covers his face with the manga of the day and sleeps, or so, that's what I think he's doing. Never mind, I don't even care about him.
"Ohayo, class!"
"Ohayo, Narumi-sensei!"
Of course you already know whose voice is the most heard and obviously, only the black cat didn't greet him back. He's is now wearing… um… wearing something. He's not gay or anything. He's just more in touch with his… feminine side, as so as other people like him say.
"Stupid gay teacher"
But, then again, maybe kitty is right. He is gay and read this.
(Pink paper with red ribbons as designs and scented)
Wait, scented? You really are gay Naru.
Name: Narumi-sensei
Age: 32
Birthday: Aug. 10
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Violet
Alice: Human Inclination Pheromone
Alice stone: Magenta
Blood type: O
Type of Alice: Somatic Ability
Occupation: Teacher
"Bye, class, we have a meeting I need to attend to. So, here's Fukutan"
"Ja ne."
"Narumi, don't leave me." (cries waterfalls)
(Brown paper with glasses as designs)
Name: Fukutan
Age: 30
Birthday: Nov. 27
Hair color: Bluish?
Eye Color: Brown?
Alice: Hair
Type of Alice: Somatic Ability
Occupation: Substitute teacher of Narumi-sensei
Whoa, he's such a scaredy-cat and announced that we were to self study and he left out of the room. After that, everything went a little less chaos-y. Maybe this class just hates that teacher that much. I know I'm supposed to pity him but sadly, I don't.
"HOTARU!!!"
And now I see a pink haired girl and a blue haired one. We call ourselves, wait, they call us three, "The Three Geeky Sisters," I really loathed that name; but there is no point in arguing. Might as well read this.
(Blue paper with chemicals in beakers, test tubes and whatever stuff related to chem that I can think of)
Name: Ogasawara Nonoko
Age: 15
Hair color: Midnight Blue
Eye color: Blue
Alice: Chemistry
Alice Stone: Pink
Type of Alice: Technical Ability
Star Rank: 1 star
Best friend: Umenomiya Anna
(Pink paper with cupcakes as designs)
Name: Umenomiya Anna
Age: 14
Hair color: Pink
Eye color: Blue
Alice: Cooking
Alice Stone: Pink
Type of Alice: Technical Ability
Star Rank: 1 star
Best friend: Osagawara Nonoko
I just ignored them since I am busy counting my money. That author's got a lot of fortune for burdening me with these information slips.
I have been talking a lot right now and I just noticed that it's almost time for dismissal. And then I heard a chuckle that I am very much familiar with.
"Stop reading my mind, or else!" shouting in my mind.
"H-Hai"
That's what you get for reading my mind. Anyways, here's another slip again.
(Yellow paper, just that)
Name: Yome Kokoro
Age: 14
Hair color: Dirty Blonde
Alice: Mind Reading
Type of Alice: Latent Ability
Star Rank: 1 star
Best friend: Kitsunume
Might as well introduce his best friend. Here.
(A plain piece of paper)
Name: Kitsunume
Age: 15
Hair color: Blonde?
Alice: Flying
Type of Alice: Latent Ability
Star Rank: 1 star
Best friend: Yome Kokoro
RRRIIINNNGGG!!!
There goes the dismissal. Better go to my lab before the baka sees me. And by the way, here, it's mine.
Then she rode her duck scooter to her lab.
(Purple paper with screwdrivers, bolts, nuts and a penguin at the lower left part as designs)
Name: Imai Hotaru
Age: 15
Birthday: oct. 25
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Violet
Alice: Invention
Alice stone: Violet
Blood type: AB
Type of Alice: Technical Ability
Star Rank: 3 star
Best friend: Sakura Mikan
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I'm sorry if it's not interesting. So please give me a chance and read the next chap… please…
The next chap is I'll be trying to explain INFATUATION