Tony's Fantasies
A/N: I have no idea. This came right after I wrote M&M's. Completely unrelated. So sue me. Thanks goes to my beta Smackalicious! Disclaimer: I don't own these people, or the show. I just borrow them regularly. If you couldn't tell, all the italics are Tony's thoughts. None of them are Kate's.
"Kate, why are you laying on my desk and what are you wearing?" God. This must be a dream. It must be. It had to be. I hope it isn't.
"You like? Come here."
"I never really thought of you as a thong kind of girl…"But now I do I can't stop drooling.
"Shh. Don't say a word." How can I not?
"We're at work-" Is she really unbuttoning my shirt?
"So?" Oh my God. Kate's hands are moving towards my pants. Is this really happening? Thank you God!
"But someone could catch us-" Well that might prove it's not a dream.
"Wake up DiNozzo!"Why does her voice sound so far away?
"I'm awa-What?"
"Enough with your sexual fantasies about me." Darn, it was a dream.
"What!?! How did you know I-" What, was she some kind of mind reader?
"Eww, DiNozzo! I was kidding!" Oops!
"Uh…yeah, me too." Smooth.
"Right." She looked better in that thong…