Disclaimer: Although from time to time I may call Riku "my Riku" and Sora "my Sora," they actually belong to Square Enix and 'sob' Disney.
Warnings: If you don't like yaoi (boyxboy), go jump off a cliff. If you survive the fall, do NOT read this fanfic.
Title: My One and Only Love
Author: Psychoticbunny
Note: This is my first fanfic. R&R, but be gentle please.
Riku: Why are we doing this again?
Psychoticbunny: Because I threatened you with a knife.
Riku: 'eyes knife' Well, I'm glad to be here.
Psychoticbunny: Good boy. You get a cookie.
Chapter 1Sora's p.o.v.
I opened my eyes slowly and stared at the ceiling for a while before looking at the clock. It read 10:00am. That was pretty early for me on a Saturday. I got up, stretched, and then preceded to the shower. I got out of the bathroom and changed into a black shirt and red shorts.
Then, something caught my eye. I picked up a picture of my two best friends, Kairi and Riku, and me sitting on the beach. Kairi was in the middle and, judging by the looks on our faces, was boring us out of our minds. Kairi was a very nice girl and I liked her a lot, but she could be annoying at times. I thought back to all of the times she had bothered Riku and me.
I found that my eyes were now locked on Riku. I looked at his gorgeous aqua eyes and then his muscular body. Her looked really sex- wait a minute! Stop right there brain! Riku and I are best friends and, more importantly, we're both guys! This had been happening more and more lately and it was almost as annoying as how the creepy girl (your lovely author) in the black cloak giggled at my thoughts in the corner of the room.
"Would you please leave me alone? It makes me feel uncomfortable when you stare at me like that," I said to the curious female.
"Don't worry. I'll go make Riku feel uncomfortable and awkward soon. Just ignore me until then." She grinned. I tried to ignore how she was now scribbling furiously in her Language Arts binder for school. I was pretty sure she was not doing schoolwork.
Riku's p.o.v.
I sat on my couch, trying my best to ignore the strange girl who had randomly barged into my house and then settled down and watched me like I was a fairly amusing television show. I walked over to the phone so I could make plans with Sora, hopefully making the girl feel awkward enough to leave.
"Hello!" said someone. I recognized Sora's voice.
"Hey Sora! Wanna come over?" I asked, seeing if the mysterious female felt the least bit uncomfortable. I saw, to my dismay, a smile creep onto her face.
"Sure! When?" I avoided meeting the somewhat creepy girl's eyes.
"Uhh… How about right now?" The smile got bigger.
"Okey-dokey! Be over in ten minutes!" He hung up.
I noticed that the cloaked stranger had begun making strokes with her pencil on a book labeled "Phycoticbunny's Drawings."
"What are you drawing?" I asked.
"I might show you later," she replied in a dreamy tone.
The creepy stalker of Riku and Sora that now likes the idea of throwing stale riceballs at random people's p.o.v.
The doorbell rang after some time and the silver-haired teenager walked over to greet his giddy companion.
"Hiya Riku!" the younger boy said.
"Hey Sora!" The older male glanced back at me because it wasn't every day that an obsessed fangirl randomly barged into your house and then settles down and watches you like a fairly amusing television show. "Why don't we go out today?"
"Whatever you say Riku!"
Fin.
Psychoticbunny: Since both of you did so well, I baked brownies for you.
Riku: Are they poisonous?
Psychoticbunny: Just eat one!
Riku: 'looks scared, but takes a brownie and eats it anyway' Hey! This is pretty good!
Sora: Can I have one?
Psychoticbunny: Of course!
Sora: 'takes brownie and eats' Yum!
Psychoticbunny: Well, I'm glad that you liked my tofu brownies!
Riku and Sora:…………………. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! 'spits out brownies'
Psychoticbunny: Wait! Don't spit them out! Tofu if good for your soul! And to my readers, review and I'll make you, Riku, and Sora suffer through Chapter 2!