HWTBAM! A/N: This is a result of too many fudge-popsicle thingamabobs. E-mail me with your guestion suggestions for a future show.

Hermione: Hello and welcome to Who Wants Too Be a Millionaire! I am your host, Hermione Granger and I will be pounding you with questions that you must answer! Today our contestants are Draco Malfoy!
Draco: Why the heck am I on this show!
Hermione: Harry Potter!
Harry: Hi.
Hermione: Ron Weasley!
Ron: Oy!
Hermione: Fred Weasley!
Fred: I wonder what would happen if you fed a firework to a game show host?
Hermione: George Weasley!
George: I was sure that passage lead to the shrieking shack...
Hermione: Severus Snape!
Snape: Shut up, Granger.
Hermione: Ruebus Hagrid!
Hagrid: Hi Hermione!
Hermione: Gilderoy Lockhart!
Lockhart: Why am I on TV?
Hermione: Albus Dumbledore!
Dumbledore: Hello.
Hermione: Moaning Myrtle!
Myrtle: Waaa. (Sob)
Hermione: Dudley Dursley!
Dudley: *Holds hands over rear end*
Hermione : Vicktor Krum!
Vicktor: I'm supposed to be at Quiddich practice!
Hermione: Neville Longbottom!
Neville: I'll never make it.
Hermione: And You-Know-Who!
Voldemort: Step aside, Girl, let me at Harry Potter!
Hermione: Sorry buddy, but we can't go killing of the competition! That would be cheating!
Lee Jordan (from audience): Dirty, slimy ugly bit of cheating!
Hermione: We will be right back after these messages!
(Commercials come on)
Hermione: Were back! Now, would our contestants please look at there boards and put the debut of the following songs in the right order. Blue, Lucky, Semi-Charmed-Life, and Walking on the Sun.
*Dudley gets it right in 37 seconds.*
Herm: Please come up here Dudley.
Dudley: *Walks up to the "hot seat" clutching his rear*
All HP: *snigers*
Herm.: What does "stupefy" do.
Dudley: MUM! THE HOST IS GOING TO KILL ME WITH YouKnowWho! AAAAHHHHH! *Runs of stage screaming*
Herm.: Well, I don't think we have had that happen before, have we? We'll be right back!
(Commercials come on)
Herm.: Welcome back! Now, we have gotten our new contestant over the brake, so George Weasley is sitting the "hot seat"
*Fred is sitting in the "hot seat*
Herm.: So, George, what do you not put in a microwave? Is it A. plastic, B. food, C. metal, or D. anything.
Fred: Well, judging by Cho Chang's little incident with Malfoy and the microwave, I would say D. nothing. Final Answer.
Herm.: Sorry that's wrong. That's all for today! tune in tomorow!