"Well?" Aldarn grunted, trying to steady swaying Drake standing on his shoulders. "What the hell can you see?"
"Hold still and I'll tell you!" he hissed. He pressed the binoculars to his eyes again. "Alright, there's Will, Taranee, Hay Lin and Caleb of course. Blunk's in there too as well as that Matt guy, Will's boyfriend, and his rat…"
"Wait, aren't they both evil?" Aldarn asked, Drake's boots digging into his shoulders.
"Apparantly not. That dick of a rebel leader doesn't tell us shit anymore" Drake murmured.
"Hear, hear" chimed Aldarn, "He's finding it more enjoyable to hang out with his tights-and-spandex-clad-cleavage-revealing girlfriend than us"
"Speaking of blonde bitch, she just walked in with Irma"
"And snuggled right up to him, huh?"
"Yup. She's wearing some tacky purple sweater and she has a bang dyed pink which looks like shit on her"
"Did I ask for vivid clothing descriptions? Who the hell else?"
Drake zoomed closer. "Well, Vathek and the rumors were totally right. Cedric and Miranda are both there and they're both in human form"
"Well, that can't be good" Aldarn stated. "Anyone else?"
"There's Phobos too, who's wearing pants and…Oh My God! There's a talking cat!"
"Holy Shit!" Aldarn exclaimed, teetering.
"I know!" Drake responded. "Phobos is wearing PANTS!"
Aldarn shot him a glare and tripped him back, so that he fell on his ass into the bushes.
Watched the first part of W is for Witch on YouTube without sound (cuz my speakers are broken) and I thought, "Where are Aldarn and Drake?" So I was inspired to write this short little drabble on it. I really was more shocked to see Phobos in pants than to see Phobos actually there. It was like seeing the Oracle in a baseball cap in the comics (shiver). Sorry the language is a bit OOC but it's funnier.