A/N: ok, this is a poorly planed spin off that is sure to melt a few brains, raditz, goku, bardock, and their mother (whome i made up), are a family in a sitcom, this is based off a day i had a few weeks ago, enjoy.
i don't own dbz
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Goku was sitting at the kitchen table eating his breakfast cereal when Raditz walked in with a set of headphones on and his pocket radio cranked to the max. As he walked by he konked Goku on the back of the head with his elbow as if it was an accident.
"Hey raditz, watch where your going you jerk"
"Oh, did i hurt the wus, maybe you should cry about it in a rejuenenating pod"
"Thats it, your gonna get it now." Goku said as he charged up his ki, Raditz did the same, and they almost went at it when a voice rang out from the other room.
"You two better stop it before i send you both to the next dimension"
"Yes sir." They both said in unisun as they powered down and gave each other dirty looks.
Bardock, the source of the voice, walked in and got a drink from the fridge as he said "Now look, your mother is coming home today from her business trip, and if she finds another part of the house demolished we're all in for it. I have to be at work in an hour or Freezer will cut my pay, so get along for the rest of the day until me and your mother get home, or if you have to kill each other then take it outside"
Goku nodded as he walked out of the room to check the time, and then panicked. "Oh no, i was supposed to pick up ChiChi five minutes ago, i better get a move on"
He grabbed his backpack and ran out the door, Raditz tripped him before he could make it to the end of the lawn, they fought half the way to school till Goku ran off to get ChiChi.
"You are late again Goku, why do I put up with you, if i'm late to math class again i'll kill you"
"Look, i'm sorry ChiChi, i just woke up late is all, we still have plenty of time now hop on my back we have to motor"
"Why don't you get a car, i fell barbarick ariving to school on your back each day"
"Yet each day you wait for me and each day you hop on my back with gusto, admit it, you dig my flight"
"You're not the only guy who can fly, but i suppose your right, lets just get going."
They both got to their respective classes just as the bell rang. Goku was copying the last few science homework answers off of Krillin's paper as the teacher walked by to collect it.
"Mr. Son, did you even do any of your homework last night"
"Ya, see, it isn't all rushed chicken scratch, and i managed to get all of it done this time"
"Well i guess that is some improvement. Now class get your books open to page 239 and read the first three paragraphs"
Goku quickly lost his concentration and began chatting with piccollo in front of him.
"Pssst, hey piccollo, did we have any homework in social studies class"
"Yes you dunderhead, the report is due today, you know the one on emporor pilaf, don't tell me you spent the whole three hours at the library reading manga instead of doing that report, you fool"
"Heh heh, i guess i did get a little carried away, what did you write about, you did it right"
"Ya, but i'm not letting you copy, you'll just have to do it at lunch instead of stuffing your face"
The teacher rang out, "Mr. Son and Mr. Daimao, do i need to seperate you two"
"No sir"
With that Goku slouched in his chair and fell asleep, hoping the bell would ring soon.
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will goku get his report done on time, will ChiChi stay his friend, what will he do about the bully next peiod, well stay tuned for the next insalment of MEET THE SONS.