You guys wanted a dam sequel? Here it is! Enjoy the dam story!
Now, Grover was not a very mischievous person, but he really enjoyed this prank.
That morning, Percy and Thalia had pulled him aside and asked him if he wanted to be a part of a prank. Apparently, it was Monday and they had the idea to use the dam joke all day long.
It was going to be especially fun messing with Annabeth. Grover joined in, eager to see everyone's faces.
So when breakfast came along, they put the plan into motion.
"So, Thalia, what are you having for breakfast?" Percy asked innocently.
"Well, I am having a dam breakfast burrito."
Grover tried not to laugh at the confused looks that they were given.
"Cool. I am having some dam eggs with a side of dam bacon."
Grover snickered on the way to the Poseidon table.
The three sat down and ate their food, throwing the dam joke in wherever they could.
By the end of breakfast, the surrounding tables were giving them confused looks and muttering to themselves. Their reactions made them laugh.
It only got better from there. They walked around the camp, just throwing the dam joke around. The people around them looked at them like they were speaking in tongue.
During the day, they split up to cover more ground.
Percy ended up confusing his opponent the dam joke in the middle of sparring, causing Percy to win when the camper lost his balance. His opponent glared at him while Percy roll on the ground laughing.
Thalia was talking to (irritating) the Apollo campers at the archery range, using the dam joke every time she hit a bullseye (which was quite often).
Grover was walking around the strawberry field and talking to other nature spirits, using the joke in every sentence. Everyone around him found this very aggravating. Their anger caused the strawberries to grow out of control, which he found very funny.
When they met up again, they told each other about how they had confused and/ or irritated the people around them. Their success delighted them.
Then, Thalia had the bright idea to walk by the Athena Cabin. All three of them knew that Annabeth couldn't stand not knowing what the dam joke was.
So, that's what they did.
"Hey, Thalia, did you get that dam shirt you wanted?" Grover asked, loud enough for the Athena Cabin to here.
"Why, yes Grover I did. Have you eaten some dam enchiladas lately?" Thalia responded, a wicked smile growing on her face.
"Yes I have, and they were dam good too!" he said, choking back a laugh when he heard angry muttering coming from the Athena Cabin.
Percy however, laughed out loud. As if hearing his voice, Annabeth came storming out of the cabin, with steam pouring from her ears.
Grover laughed at the site, a little scared of angry Annabeth. Thalia did too, but she didn't seem nearly as scared as he did.
"Seaweed Brain!" Annabeth shouted, coming closer.
Percy spoke to his companions, chuckles still escaping him. "We should run. If she catches us, she will have our heads mounted on her wall."
Grover started trotting away from the livid blonde, and the others followed.
"Is there anywhere we could go?" Thalia asked.
"We could go to the bottom of the ocean. Only I can keep someone alive down there. Although, she might follow since she knows I won't let her drown. It's a 50/50 chance." Percy offered.
"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go before she catches us!" Grover exclaimed, sprinting off.
Thalia and Percy ran after him, shouting about how they were going to have a fun time in the dam ocean.
They may have had a death wish, but it was dam fun.
The bottom of the ocean was amazing. It was colorful and full of life. Grover knew if other satyrs could see this, they would be in love.
"Wow," he breathed.
"I know right? If you're not a child of Poseidon, you can't see this unless they show you. It's a shame too; it's so beautiful down here.
I spend a lot of time just exploring. Did you know that all of the myths mortals think about the sea are true?" Percy said, entrancing Grover. He had no idea the sea was this pretty.
"Wait, does that mean Atlantis is real too? Is there a city beneath the water?" Thalia asked.
He shook his head. "That myth isn't true, well half isn't true. Atlantis is fake, but there is a city surrounding the palace. The Atlantis myth was created when mortals found my father's ruined palace near Greece."
They lapsed into silence, just staring into the deep blue distance.
"Amazing," Grover murmured, sometime later. He loved the environment, but he underestimated the ocean's beauty.
Percy laughed. "Yeah, it is pretty cool down here. I wish we had more time to explore, but we need to get back to camp."
"What?" Thalia interjected. "We've only been down here a few minutes!"
"Actually, we've been here a few hours. Plus, we're almost to England right now. If we don't leave now, we won't get back in time."
Thalia relented, still pouting. Grover was sad that they had to leave, but he hoped Percy would take them down here again soon.
Dinner went much the same way as breakfast if the addition of Annabeth glaring at them every chance she got. This was deeply amusing to Grover, Thalia, and Percy.
It was always a joy to aggravate Annabeth with the dam joke. Due to being a daughter of Athena, she wanted to know everything. Keeping the information from her was the quickest and funniest way to get on her nerves.
As fun as the day was, the campfire was the best time of the day. Before they were released to their cabins, Chiron made an announcement.
As you know, certain campers have been, eh… disruptive during the day," the three looked at each other, choking down laughter and trying to look innocent as Chiron gave them a pointed look. "These campers know who they are, and I ask them to stop. The next time this happens, disciplinary actions will take place. You are all dismissed your cabins."
As other people went to their cabins to retire for the night, Grover, Thalia, and Percy burst out into hysterical laughter.
How was it? It was fun making this, and I hope you like it as much as I do.
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The next story I post will be a multi-chapter one!