This is a collection of parodies of fanfics I've both read and written, mary sue type stories, and a few other cliques found in fanfiction as well as a bit of commentary. This is a parody of my fanfic "Motherly Love". Contains a little Sakura bashing.

Sakura couldn't wait get come home and have her lover fuck the shit outta her. Literally. If she didn't get it anytime soon, she was gonna remained constipated for a week. Sex seemed like the only way to else the brown sludge come out whenever she couldn't shit. She didn't know why it worked, but it did. Maybe her father was right and Mebuki did have a magic touch! Or rather the magic fingers. When she got home, she kicked off her shoes knocking over a lamp and the other went through a wall.

"Oosps! Guess I don't know my own strength!"

(Yes you do, dumbass. You obviously meant to do that.)

"Sakura, is that you?" Mebuki called out to her daughter.

(Nah, it's Harambe. Who the fuck else can make a hole in the wall with a shoe?)

(Wait. Just about everybody who's a major fan favorite and then some.)

"It's me. Is dad here cuz I wanna fuck!" Sakura said as she made her way down the hallway. Honestly this was a moronic thing to say, but Sakura was too horny to give much of a fuck.

"No, he's gone remember? He goes out of town every year around this time with his friends. Did you fall on your head during your mission before you got here?"

"Maybe. It's only because that shit head flashed his dick at me." scowled Sakura. "Doesn't he realize I don't like men? Should have been obvious."

"I think Sasuke may have something to do with it." Mebuki said rolling her eyes as her daughter stepped into the kitchen.

"Ooooh please. I'm WAY over that emo faggot." The medic said as she sat down the edge of the counter while her mother continued washing the dishes. "Now take those clothes off and get the 'toys'! I'm aching for a piece of plastic!"

"Anything for you baby but..."

"But what?"

"Can I..."

"What?" Sakura looked at her with bedroom eyes while Mebuki had a bashful look on her face.

"Uh...um..."

"You can tell me anything, Mebuki." purred Sakura as she placed a hand underneath her chin and lifted it up to get her to look into her face.

"Could I...take off this costume?" Mebuki looked nervous and her facial expression then turned into fear as she immediately regretted asking this when she saw the furious on her only child's face.

She knew she should have never given into her obsessive daughter's desires to dress up like her crush. At first she had done it so Sakura wouldn't do something crazy, go after him, and get her ass killed, then it was about her finally getting some after Kizashi was off buttering up that Hyuuga girl, and now it was out of fear that Sakura was going to fuck her up if she tried getting out of it. She should have known her daughter hadn't meant that part about Sasuke given how her younger self never shut up about the little brat. Just as she feared, Sakura jumped down and jacked up her by her Sasuke shirt that she had made an exact replica of that Mebuki could wear.

"TAKE THOSE CLOTHES OFF AND I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU!" she yelled.

"But you said...!"

"Did I say you could take off those clothes?"

"N-no, but...!"

"THEN. DON'T." she threw her into the fridge. "Now get your ass up and get in that bedroom Sa-I mean Mebuki!"

"Y-yes master!" whimpered Mebuki in complete fear of her daughter. Why couldn't be like the old days where Sakura used to respect her and be such a good girl?

MEANWHILE

Sasuke shivered as he was eating in a restaurant with Suigetsu. The white haired man raised a brow at the Uchiha. "Uh are you okay, Sasuke?"

"Yeah though I feel disgraced somehow." He said rubbing his forehead. "And like someone's being forced impersonating me so someone can pretend to have their way with me. Strange. I'm sure it's nothing...I hope."

Next up Mary Sue parody.