Metal Gear Awesome 1 {WARNING} this story contains unsuitable content for people under the age of 12 because nowdays everyone knows this shit at that age, and just so u know, its a guy playing metal gear the game when it says (said) or (yelled) (the guy playing the game) ok dumb shits? ok...now enjoy the god damn thing. also i know its short i was in a hurry ok, now shut up and go make me a sandwitch, oh right, read this first.
(ring ring) "hey bitch whats up" said snake "who the fuck are you?" said the girl "its snake u dumbass broud" snake yelled "holy shit, your snake? oh my god!" screamed the girl. "well no shit its snake who were u expecting kenny rogers?" snake said. "no no, i wasnt, so whats up?" she asked. "i need u to open the god damn door alreaty ive been standing here for hours u stuck up bitch!" snake screamed. "ok done" said the chick. the door opend and it made a loud high pitch schraching noise. "AGH DAMN IT SOUNDS LIKE A MNTAL KID SCREAMING BECAUSE SOMEONE CHOPPED HIS DICK OFF!" yelped snake.
when the door was open, he ran in there and was chopped up by lasers. "what ther fuck none told me ther was bombs there" said the guy playing metal gear (ring ring) "hey snake there are lasers there" said the girl "oh thanks bitch little to late dont u think?" said snake. snake jumped through the lasers and was blown up by bombs. "what the FUCK! none told me there were bombs there" said the guy playign the game. (ringring) hey snake there are" mutterd the girl "shut up!" screamed snake. "oh gee wiz i hope a tank doesnt come out from nowhere and own me" said snake sarcasticly.
just then a tank came and blew him up. (ring ring) hey snake a tank is gonna come fro nowhere and" BOOM snake shot her. snake walkes up to the tank and says "do u seriously think this is fucking fare?" "just throw grenades at me" said the man in the tank "oh" BOOM "awesome" snake said. as snake walked away, he heard peopel dieing, then a random guy in a blue jumpsuite was seen killign a guy. the guy said "follow me snake" snake stood there in shock and said "ya know it doesnt really seem liek the BEST idea..." "just do it motha fucka!" said the guy. "fine jeez." said snake.
they went into a room and snakes phone rang. "yo yo yo whats up snake dog G" said the random voice "god how does everyone know my god damn phone number" said snake. "ya ya ight u can call me...deep throught" said the voice. "gross" said snake. as snake and the guy in blue kept walking they seen some dude. "oh my god im so scared AGHHH" said the dude, then he begind to piss everywhere. "oh god jesus criste" said snake. then jesus came down from heaven and said "hey man u called OH GOD THERES PISS EVERYWHERE!" then gods hand came down and said "hey guys whats u OH MY GOD WHY DID I EVEN INVENT PISS ITS SOO GORSS AWH MY GOD GROSS AS HELL!" "yo stop pissin man!" snake said "oookkk" said the dude. "god i have fucking piss all over me" said snake, jsut then osamo binlodan came from nowhere and said "you better not be my 72 vergins"
Part 2 comeing soon.
PECE OUT
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