Bohemian Benny
By Ayase Rampo
Okay we all know Benny was once a Boho Boy BUT what was his form of expression? Writing? Nope. Film? Mark is the only one cool enough to do that! Anarchy? To OOC for Benny! Well take a look
I do not own RENT!
"And now my fellow Bohemians I present…" Benny yelled out to Collins, Mark, April, Maureen and Roger "I present Wisdom of the Butterfly!" he put on the music
"Um Roger, sweetie, why are we watching this?" April asked
"Benny said if we did then if he ever owns the building we don't have to pay rent…" Roger said
What was Benny up to?
"Mark start the camera!" Benny added dramatically
"Close up on Benny…who…is wearing tights!" While saying this Mark thought 'My poor camera, it's scared for life…my scarf too…'
BENNY WAS AN INTRPRTIVE DANCER!
"Collins, why are my eyes burning?" Maureen said still staring
"It's shock from seeing Benny with those ribbons…think happy thoughts and maybe it will end soon" Collins said trying to get drunk off some stoli, maybe it would seem good then…
"Just remember guys…"
"Free rent…" they all replied in monotone
Present Day
"GOD DAMN IT WHERES THE RENT!" Benny pounded at the door
"We sat through his fucking dance for this…" Mark said angrily
"Benny you asshole we sat through your dance! We have free rent!" Roger yelled at the door.
Two questions answered in one story! I know it sucks deal with it!