Just a really silly idea I had when I was having computer problems. I thought it would be funny if this happened to Alice.

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT!


As we approached the house I heard a loud, high pitched scream, which I immediately identified as belonging to my Alice. She was frustrated. I was suddenly afraid to enter the house, unsure on how she would react to anyone coming in on her tantrum.

I had frozen where I stood, and Emmett and Edward glanced back at me.

"I don't think I want to go in there."

Emmett laughed at me, but Edward, undoubtedly, had read her thoughts by now and understood why I was afraid.

"She's fine, Jazz. She just got a little upset with the computer while trying to – "

We were interrupted by a loud scream which was soon followed by a computer being hurtled out the window, landing not three feet ahead of us.

"Okay, maybe not." Edward said, as all three of us stared at the remnants of Alice's laptop that laid in front of us.

I ran as fast as I could and was at her side in a second. She was seated on our bed, dry sobbing.

"Alice, darling, what's wrong?" I asked, trying, my best to console and calm her. And by best, of course, I was using my power.

"Well…"

Earlier That Day…

Hmm, Alice mused as she wandered up the stairs and into her room. I think I will do some online shopping. Bella needs some new outfits, and it wouldn't hurt me either.

She sat down at the computer and signed on to the internet, heading to her favorite online clothing store.

Suddenly a vision flashed before her eyes. She was online trying to check out, when the computer displayed an HTTP 404 Error.

So she decided to browse some more to put off checking out if the website was going to go down.

That's when she had another vision. The computer would freeze while trying to load the swimwear page.

So she decided to look at their shoes.

She had a vision of it still freezing and being one of those computer freezes where hitting CTRL-ALT-DEL makes the blue 'CRITICAL ERROR' screen appear. She decided if that happened she would bang all the keys on the keyboard, which the computer would cause it to start smoking at which point…

Present time…

"And so, I threw it out the window." She said, still dry sobbing into my shirt.

"How far exactly did you get along in this process darling?" I said, stroking her hair.



"I had gotten to the shopping website when I saw all the decisions the computer was going to make. So I threw it out the window to save myself the hassle."

"You only made it to the shopping website? How could you see what the computer was going to do anyway? I thought it had to have the capacity to think for itself for you to see it."

"Well, Jazz, computers have a mind of their own!"


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