Quotes of the Day: Stories from Breaking Dawn

by twilightfansunite

The quote of the day from Breaking Dawn from Stephenie Meyer's website, my reflections on what said quote could mean or be in the book, and an accompanying story that probably won't happen in BD at least not the way I tell it , but will have said quote.

1. July 12th, Attack of the evil pixie

Author's Note: Hey guys, I'm back! And glad to finally write some fanfiction. I have no excuse for my absence besides laziness and procrastination. Hopefully, I'll have the next chapter of my other story, Our Trip to Forks, up later today.

July 12th Quote:

Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent."

Hmmm. I don't really know what's going on in this quote. Maybe they're fighting over who gets to take Bella for the day? Wedding stuff? A friendly wager for a couple of bucks? The possibilities are endless. Oh well, on to the story.

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Author's POV

Bella and Edward are sharing a nice and sweet, private moment on said vampire's bed when, all of a sudden, BOOM! CRASH! THREATENING LIGHTNING BOLT! And in pops a certain devilish little pixie…Alice.

Alice: in a singsong voice Bellllllaaaaa!

Bella: groans Yes, Alice?

Alice: C'mon, get up. We have to go shopping!

Bella: groans louder and buries herself into Edward's chest Eddie, I don't wanna go! looks up at Edward with best puppy dog face she can muster

Edward: can't resist the force of the puppy dog eyes No Alice, not today.

Alice: sad Humph! Why do you get her all the time! She's with you every day and I never get to do stuff with her! Wah!

Edward: rolls eyes Whatever.

Alice: slightly annoyed now Edward Cullen, give me your fiance! I wanna spend the day with Bella!!

Edward: sighs No.

Alice: But I want to –

Edward: No.

Alice: But can I just –

Edward: No!

Alice: But –

Edward: gets all up in Alice's grill, personal bubble, etc. NO!!

Alice: I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors.

Edward: dumfounded, mouth agape Huh?

Alice: looks at him as if he's the stupidest vamp on the planet I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors for a day with Bella.

Edward: Uh…

Alice: Well…

Edward: Why don't you just tell me who wins?

Alice: blank stare as she does her psychic thing I do. Excellent. C'mon Bella!

Bella: Grrrrrr.

Edward: apologetic topaz eyes that dazzle innumerable girls around the world Sorry.

Bella: Grrrrrr.

Alice: Oh, suck it up!

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Well... what d'ya think?