This is a message from the Archangel Gabriel.

Okay- enough formal bullshit.

If you are reading this- you may have a chance of saving me.

I'm locked in the author's room- I was tied to her bed, but I've managed to get to where she writes- it's some … Computer? I think they are called. Something like that.

You have to help me- she's gonna come back soon.

I don't have enough stamina for this shit!

Please, I'm begging you.

She's only gonna be gone for 20 minutes at most, she had to go on a supply run for some more whip cream….

OH! I should probably tell you where I am- I think I'm somewhere in Texas or Oklahoma?

The accents here are definitely southern…

I don't know much else, but please…

I've been stuck here for so long- instead of killing me, Luci sent me to this evil, kinky, bitch... Way worse than dying, by the way...

Oh shi


So it seems Gabriel somehow got on my computer while I was gone...

Oh well, hes back in my bed now. All is right in the world.

*Muffled scream is heard in the background*

*Screams* I'll be there in a second, Gabriel.

*Whispers* Geez, he sure is needy...

Anywho, gotta go. Porn to be read, prompts to be filled...

Bye :D!