"You-HIC-know what Shizune?" Tsunade, the hidden village of leafs Hokage was currently drunk and having one of her usual drunken rants she had been having lately. "The Kunoichi of Konoha are way to weak and bratty!" She was at it again… "Hai Tsunade-Sama!" Shizune agreed with anything her drunken Master had to say.

"Ya and I say it's about time that I take some action as the-HIC- Hokage!" Tsunade grabbed a scroll from her desk and tossed it to her advisor. "Take a note Shizune!" Shizune started to write whatever crazy law her Sensei was coming up with, she would just throw it out after she passed out from being to drunk. "It is now Law! That from this day forth, all Female Ninja will herby be disciplined by means of Spanking!"

She declared while falling over from a hiccup. "What!" Shizune stopped writing and went bug eyed at her teacher, even drunk this was seriously crazy. "You-HIC- heard me, all Kunoichi of Konoha will now be disciplined through Spanking!" Shizune sweat dropped and continued writing the new law. "Are you sure this is wise?" Tsunade stopped hiccupping and suddenly grabbed the scroll jotting down more facts about her new kinky punishment. "Now-HIC- Send this off to the council for-HIC HIC! Approval!"

Shizune sighed with relief, there was no way in all the circles of hell that they would pass this law, they might think Tsunade was a few cards short of a full deck but they wouldn't pass it…

Next Morning with a hangover…

"Shizune!" Tsunade screamed louder than she meant to clutching her head. "Hai Tsunade-sama!" Shizune stared quizzically at the scroll that was in Tsunade's hands. "What is the meaning of this?" She pointed to her scroll and looked like she was about to faint while Shizune studied it and suddenly went white eyed while sweating. "Th-that is your new law you proposed yesterday Tsunade-Sama!" She was stuttering in fear and amazement. "I know that, I want to know how the hell it got passed!"

Flashback to this morning when the council met: "What is this new law that Hokage-Sama has proposed?" They all looked at it curiously before all going bug eyed and falling out of their chairs laughing, all except the Hyuuga council. "I think it's a fine law." Everyone stared at him like he was crazy. "What! Are you crazy, we can't pass this!" He calmly sighed. "The Kunoichi of Konoha are getting soft, some good discipline might do them some good," Everyone looked at him skeptically before he glared scarily at them. "Right!" Everyone shook in fear before agreeing. "Hai!"

End of Flashback…

"Great just great!" Tsunade slammed her desk in two. "How the hell did I get so drunk!" She grabbed her Sake. "Damn you, you've betrayed me!" She smashed it into a billion pieces as the liquid ran over the desk. "Shizune! Call for Sakura!" She had been slacking off recently which would have called for more work but instead she would have to try out this new law. "My god its gonna be a long day!"

This story shall contain spanking and light sodomy of all the Kunoichi of Konoha!