Why greetings nerds! This came to me and would not let me go, so here it is! Enjoy!
He hated order.
Klarion the Witch boy, the Lord of Chaos and the one who could turn the entire world on its head like a top with a flick of his wrist was not having a good day. After his last battle with the old geezer known as the Lord of Order (he would have won if Teekl hadn't distracted him), the stupid Lord had decided that Klarion needed something to keep him from getting bored, so the Lord of Annoying shipped him off to the Baby Hero's
To be on their baby team.
Dear lord kill him now.
His hand erratically petted his beloved familiar cat Teekl as his teeth grinded against each other in annoyance. The loud speedster was arguing with the hot-headed archer, and the rest of the annoyances weren't doing anything to shut them up. Mini-Batman was simply typing on his wrist computer, the Martian had escaped with her boyfriend to the kitchen to bake something that smelled delicious, and the fish-boy had escaped rather quickly to the library. Baby Magic at least had the sense to not even show up.
"Omigod Wally, you're such an idiot! How can you not believe?" The blonde one- Artemas he reminded himself, if he was going to stay here, he'd need to learn everyone's names- screeched, grating on his nerves. What were they even talking about. He was to busy hating them to actually listen
"Because it's not real! Everything can be explained by-"
"Don't you dare use that line on me again you little-"
"Let me finish you-"
"ENOUGH!" Klarion was surprised it wasn't him that yelled. It was Mini- Robin- that stopped the insolent noise. The two turned to him, both red-faced and steaming. "Why can't you two ever just agree to disagree?" He almost whined. Klarion was seriously considering turning them all into frogs, but was thankful for the silence anyway.
"Humph!" they both huffed and walked away, Wally to the kitchen and Artemas beside- oh dear god no. Yes, it was true. Artemas, the fuming archer who hated everything had plopped down right beside him, on the arm rest of his chair.
Though Klarion had only been there about a month, the team had began to warm up to him after the old geezer's promise that he couldn't use his chaos-magic unless its for good. They still kept their distance though, and Klarion was hoping that the long poll of suspicion that had kept them all out of his business would return soon.
It did not.
"I can't believe him! He still doesn't believe in magic after we have two witches on the team that have used magic to save his sorry butt countless times! Its stupid!" she whined, looking down at him. Klarion was shocked for a moment, unable to actually make a sound, but he swallowed it and answered with a retort even he was surprised at.
"Magic is just science we have no words for."
Silence. Artemas stared at him, a million questions roaming through her mind at a very high velocity. Klarion, happy with the state he'd put her in, hopped up, bring Teekl with him, and strutted off to his room. Maybe he could find something entertaining in there.