Right…so…I can't really provide any specific explanation for how this travesty came to be because frankly, I'm not all that sure. All I know is that I was thinking of Grover torture and BAM! This idea came out of nowhere. This is purely meant to for lulz, so please don't flame or anything. I just thought that some people out there may find this mildly amusing.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Percy burst into the Big House, looking around frantically for Grover. He ran to the first door, Chiron's office, and was about to open it when he heard some...interesting sounds coming from inside the room. Normally he would leave and let Grover and Juniper have their fun, but this was far too urgent to let it go for long.
"Um...Grover? Are you...in there?" Percy heard some gasps and crashes from inside the office (he could've sworn he heard Juniper reminding Grover to put his pants back on) and after a high-pitched falsetto squeak, a frazzled Grover emerged from inside the office.
"Yes?" He asked an octave higher than he usually did, his face wracked with pain. Percy raised an eyebrow.
"Um...Nico accidentally hit one of the bricks on the Hecate cabin and some of the trees came to...came to...did you accidentally zip yourself?" Grover winced.
"I will neither confirm nor deny that accusation." He squeaked. Percy chuckled.
"Right. So...there are living malevolent trees out by the Hecate cabin, and they're trying to eat Nico, and a lot of the satyrs don't want to kill the trees, but they can't defeat them, so they're asking for you."
"Got it. Be right there." Grover beat the wall with his fist, exasperated. Percy shuffled awkwardly.
"You...you need a minute?"
"Yeah."
"Okay. Um...ice?"
"No no, it's fine. I'll just...make my way over there."
"Um...okay then. Hope you...feel better."
"Bye."
"Bye."
Ta da! That was it. Please review, though I can understand why you might not want to.