Disclaimer: I don't own anything but dialogues between these two lovely guys.
N/A: Actually, this fanfic is based on a questionnaire "Are you perfect match?" translated from Japanese and I just created answers of Korea and Hong Kong. Questions 1 to 50 are about normal questions such as personality and birthday wishes. From questions 51 to 100, we'll talk about sexual life of the Asian couple. To tell the truth, I've wrote it once in another language but I believe it's quite interesting to rewrite it in English and I can make some improvements. By the way, I'll make it sort of a TV show, and question-masters are China and Russia. ^-^ I don't care if you take them as a pairing.
Oh, I hate to admit but I really don't know what Korean guys are thinking. Hope I won't offend you if you're from Korea! Em, I don't know much about Hong Kong either cuz I'm from Chinese mainland and we have loads of difference from HK.
Anyway, hope you enjoy it and I've given it my best shot!
Question 1: What's your name, please? (Where K=Korea, H=Hong Kong, C= China, R=Russia)
K: Aren't we countries? (Asks HK with surprise)
H: Surely you're. I'm just a region, you know.
K: Really? I don't' care. Hong Kong originates in Korea da ze~
H: (Sighs) Can you speak without that stupid "da ze"?
K: Of course no. "Da ze" originates in Korea da ze!
H: (Turns to Yao) Brother, I wanna quit, RIGHT NOW. It makes no sense to waste my time on that idiot.
C: (Gently strokes heads of the two boys) Come on, guys. I know you two have done THAT, right? Give me a straight reply or I'll kick your ass immediately aru (Smiles).
H: (Frowns) THAT? You mean…hey, does it have anything to do with my reply?
R: Excuse me, em, does anybody remember I'm also the question-master of this program? (To Wang Yao) Yao, I don't think you should meddle in your brother's sexual life and it's just question 1. We'll leave that to question 51 to 100. It's a TV show and we should follow the procedure.
C: (Utters with a pout disappointedly) Just out of curiosity. If you've lived for thousand years, you'll wanna make some fun as well.
R: (Giggles and gives the Chinese a big hug) Oh you're so lovely, Yao! What about being part of me?
K: (Angry) Stay away with Aniki! He's mine da ze!
H: (Pulls a long face)…….I BEG YOUR PARDON, PLEASE?
K: (Stammers) Em, sweetie, don't be like that. I swear you're the only one in my heart for ever! You know, Aniki is, em, is….aha, Aniki originates in Korea da ze! (Delighted)
C: (Sighs) Yong Soo, when can you grow up and not act like a fool? Please, answer my questions aru! I guess neither of you remember it's a TV show and you two should answer these stupid questions, right? (Waves the question list in his hand) Come on, people are all watching you aru!
K: (Seems to have eaten a peck of dirt) Well, you're the boss, Aniki. My official name is the Republic of Korea. You can call me Yong Soo da ze~
H: My official name is Hong Kong Special Administrative Region, People's Republic of China.
R: God, why is it so long? (To Yao) It's your idea?
C: (Shurgs) It's my boss' decision and I can't change.
R: Then his human name? Wang Hong, or something like Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan?
C: Ivan, it's not fun at all. I'll never name my brother after a Kung-fu movie star aru.
R: (Grins to Yao) Don't you think my nose is some like Jackie Chan's?
H: Please don't beat around the bush, Mr. Russia. I know what's in your mind and if you ever touch my brother I'll….
K: (Curious) So what, Horace?
H: Are you really that stupid? Don't you know how to weigh up my words?
R: (To Yong Soo) Hang on, what did you call him?
K: Horace. Horace Wang.
C: (Surprised) Hong, Who gave you the name aru? Arthur? I thought he chose a common one such as Chris or Peter. I, I thought you loved the name I gave you, Wang Xiang!
H: "Xiang" is sissy, I hate it.
R: Then, is that the end of question 1?
K: (Glomps) Give me a sweet hug, honey~
H: (Blush) Stay away you idiot!
P.S: I didn't mean to offend anyone so please take it as a joke. "Xiang" is the pronunciation of "Hong" in Chinese Mandarin. Usually it's used in girls' name. I don't know where "Horace" originates, but it's seen as Hong's name by many Chinese(including HK) fans so I'll use it in next questions.
If you have any questions or good ideas please review!^-^