It was 3 'o clock in the morning when PJ (being the douchebag that he is) went to the kitchen because he was thirsty. But unknown to the idiot, two muggers were downstairs dressed in white golf clothes. They both had two golf clubs and beat the living shit out of PJ. As PJ was on the ground he yelled "Not in the face!"
After yelling that, one of the muggers took his club and bashed PJ in the face multiple times. They then broke his neck and continued to pummel him with their clubs. Soon Gabe came down to the living room, he looked at the muggers with his regular goofy stare.
"Damn, that ugly little fucker has a goofy face." One of the muggers said. Soon Gabe took a club to the temple, he stumbled backwards and hit the back of his head against the edge of the table as he fell. Blood poured out of his head.
"Whats all that racket?" Big fat bald Bob yelled. As he walked down the stairs (being a clumsy fucker), he tripped and rolled down. Before he could pick himself up the muggers beat his fat ass to death with their clubs.
The muggers made their way upstairs to Charlies room. Charlie stared at the muggers with her cutesy-wootsey smile.
"God I hate cute babies." The first mugger said.
"Yeah, Full House sucked." The second mugger said.
They tossed Charlie against the window with such force that the glass shattered. As she went through the second story window she fell on the ground neck first. Her neck snapped once she landed.
The muggers split up, one of them ended up in Teddy's room.
"Hey you need to come see this, this bitch is hot." The one mugger screamed.
"So is this one." The other mugger, who was in 's room, screamed.
The muggers dragged the girls out by their hair. They took turns getting their dicks sucked, eating the girls out, and fucking every hole in their body (Oh yes, and sucking their tits dry.)
At first the girls were unhappy about this but soon they decided to do it by will. For you see had spent years only getting fucked by fat Bob's sucked in, two inch dick and she wanted something of a decent size. As for Teddy, she spent most of her time crying over her ex who cheated on her (and would cheat on her again if she would take him back, because lets face it, Spencer is an asshole and Teddy is stupid). The fuckings went on for around six hours, every so often the two muggers switched up. After the fuckings were done Ms. Duncan said "Take me with you."
The muggers looked at each other and then decided that these bitches were stupid and didn't deserve their cocks. So they bashed both girls to death.
"Now what Paul?"
"Now Peter, we go get something to eat."
They laughed as they left the Duncan's house.