READ THIS OR YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND THE FIC!
Hello, amazingly wonderful readers! This story is a bit different than anything I've done before. You see, this story is actually a real PM conversation that me and another authoress have been having for the past few weeks. Her name is Zukofan2005, and she's hilarious! This story is in script form, and it's basically me and Zukofan talking, with the YuGiOh cast along for the ride.
Now, please remember that while this is posted on my profile, half of this chaos belongs to the amazing Zukofan2005! So, go check out her stories! Do it! Do it now! (You know, after you're done reading this)
When it says- Zukofan:, it's Zukofan2005 talking, and when it says Night:, it's me talking. The rest are the YuGiOh characters talking.
DISCLAIMER: Neither me or Zukofan2005 own YuGiOh. Oh, well. At least we can pretend!
Our story begins with two girls and a plushie in an empty room.
Zukofan: *notices plushie* OMG A RYOU PLUSHIE! *hugs it tightly*
Night: *snatches Ryou plushie from her* RYOU IS MINE! ALL MINE! MWAHAHAHA!
Ryou: *sweatdrop*
Zukofan: NO! MY RYOU! *cries for three seconds then stops* Actually if you're gonna have the plushie then I'm taking the real Ryou! *hugs Ryou and he sweatdrops*
Night: I think I'll keep the plushie, just because Bakura is going to be here in about thirty seconds to kill you for stealing his hikari.
Bakura: *runs in* Where's my baka hikari?
Night: *points to Zukofan*
Bakura: *glares*
Night: Sorry to sell you out, but he would have found you sooner or later. *hugs plushie*
Zukofan: *cracks knuckles* Bring it on, Fluffy!
Night: Wait! I need him for my story! Here- *gives you cookie, and Ryou and Bakura plushies* Please accept this bribe to keep Bakura's face intact. *to Ryou and Bakura* Now, come on Ryou, Fluffy. We have to get back to the story before Marik destroys my house. *pushes them through plot-hole*
Zukofan: *sighs* Fine... OMG COOKIE! *eats cookie and hugs plushies* Before you take Ryou and the Fluffy... *gives Ryou a hug and a kiss and gives Bakura a hug* Now you can take them!
Night: Thank you! *kisses Ryou too, then slaps Fluffy upside the head* No more attacking my readers! They're the only ones who actually like my stories!
Bakura: Gee, I wonder why?
Night: -_- Shut it, Fluffy.
Zukofan: Yeah shut up Fluffy! *punches Fluffy on the arm* Don't make me spray water on you!
Night: Oh please do!
Bakura: Everyone hates me!
Ryou: I don't.
Bakura: Oh, be quiet, hikari
Night: And he wonders why people hate him.
Bakura: I HEARD THAT!
Zukofan: aw, I don't hate you Bakura! *hugs Bakura* I hope you don't mind me saying this but LIGHTBULB!
Night: Did you just get an idea, or are we just yelling out random words here? Cause if so, POMEGRANATE! (and if you had an idea, please ignore that last sentence)
Zukofan: I had an idea silly person :P
I was thinking that maybe there could be an argument on who is cuter; Ryou, Mokuba, or Yugi the baby panda
also random fact: I LOVE POMEGRANATES!
Night: ME TOO!
Hmm... a which is cuter contest. I can so see Yami and Bakura somehow getting into that argument, and it would be hilarious if they somehow roped Kaiba into defending Mokuba. Because you know Kaiba would never usually have an opinion on cuteness. *taps finger thoughtfully on chin*
I see great potential for this idea, thanks! (and don't worry, I'll give you credit in whatever chapter it shows up in)
Zukofan: YAY! fyi I can't decide who is cuter! Ryou or Mokuba!
Night: I know what you mean. I try to divide it into two categories. Mokuba, who is adorable, and then Ryou, who is cute but can also be hot when he wants to be. It makes it easier to decide. But where does Yugi fit into this?
Zukofan: He's like a frigging baby panda! *hugs panda plushie that has a picture of Yugi's face taped to it's head* and I gotta agree with you on Ryou being cute and hot when he wants to be (look at my icon!)
Night: I looked at it earlier, and I swear I squeeed so loud that my brother came into my room just to tell me too shut up! And yes, Yugi is like a baby panda... with purple eyes... and crazy hair. Oh, well, close enough!
Zukofan: XD I love Ryou so much! *hugs Ryou plushie* btw you've seen Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged series right?
Night: I love Ryou too!
And ZOMFG YES! YGOTAS FTW, BABY! It is soooo hilarious!
'I lost a card game! I no longer have a reason to live!'
'In that case, can I be the main character?'
'Heck, no!'
'Bugger!'
EPIC!
Zukofan: "Check his pulse Yugi!" XD Ryou is so frigging adorable!
Night: I know! Especially since that was the actual 4kids dialogue! (they really are stupid over there, huh?) *pulls Ryou out of plot-hole and hugs him*
Yes, he is adorable!
Ryou: Umm... thanks, I guess.
Zukofan: Bakura does a lot of adorable stuff in the show! Like when he freaks out or when he's so shy! *hugs Ryou too*
Night: Yes, Bakura can be pretty adorable too. But nothing compares to Ryou, especially with his smexy British accent *sighs*
Ryou: You DO realize I'm standing right here and can hear everything you say, right?
Night: YAY! *gets Ryou in a flying tackle-hug*
Ryou: Ouch
Zukofan: We love you Ryou! *glomps Ryou*
Night: Something tells me that having two fangirls hugging him every five seconds isn't high on Ryou's list of priorities. Oh well, who cares? *glomps Ryou too*
Zukofan: *notices Ryou is wide eyed and shaking from all the glomping* Check his pulse Night!
Night: *is falling over laughing*
Airi: Hello, this is Night's OC, Airi Ayame. Due to *glances over to Night who is rolling around on the floor laughing her head off* technical difficulties with the authoress, I will be responding to your message.
Something tells me she found it extremely hilarious, and that this is where she'd insert a funny line from YGOTAS to send back to you. So, *checks clipboard* Screw the rules, I have... bunnies? She really needs to work on her penmanship. Now, I better go check on Ryou.
*glances over to where Ryou is shaking in a corner, then to where Night is still giggling* I don't get paid enough for this.
Zukofan: *holds Ryou and rocking back and forth with him and singing softly* I hear your voice on the wind And I hear you call out my name.
Sorry, motherly instincts kicking in. AIKO HELP ME! *zukofan2005's OC Aiko helps take Ryou to the doctor* TO THE MOKUBA MOBILE!
Night: I CALL SHOTGUN! I'd help, but my motherly instincts would consist of giving him a cookie and letting him watch Spongebob. So instead, I'll just shut up for once and observe so my insanity doesn't rub off on him.
Zukofan: I'M DRIVING! *drives like a crazy person and crashes through a hospital wall* We're here!
Receptionist: Why the hell did you that?
Zukofan: QUIET RECEPTIONIST! This is an emergency! We need a doctor to check Squishy's pulse!
Ryou: Squishy?
Zukofan: Yes, because you're my Squishy! *glomps Ryou again and he starts twitching* SOMEBODY CHECK HIS PULSE ALREADY!
Night: HEY! Ryou is MY Squishy! Except I wouldn't call him that, because I don't like pet names (even if they're Finding Nemo references.) So, Ryou is MY Ryou! *yanks Ryou away from Zukofan and shoves him at a doctor* she is right though, CHECK HIS PULSE!
Zukofan: Awww *puts on a pouty face* He's MY Ryou! You can have the kitty! *grabs Bakura from pocket*
Night: Hmm. If you let me keep Ryou, I'll let you keep Fluffy AND give you Mokuba! *holds out a tied up Mokuba*
Ryou, Bakura, and Mokuba: Don't WE have a say in this?
Night: NO!
Zukofan: Hmm...how about I keep Ryou and Mokuba and you can have Yugi the baby panda, Fluffy, AND Joey! *pulls Yugi and Joey out of pocket*
Night: How about I keep Ryou and Mokuba and YOU take Yugi, Fluffy, Joey AND Duke Devlin? After all Duke is very pretty!
Zukofan: New deal: I keep Fluffy, Mokuba, and Joey and YOU can have Ryou, the panda, and Duke?
Night: YAY! DEAL! DEAL! DEAL! I GET RYOU! Oh, and Yugi and Duke too. THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!
Zukofan: *glomps Ryou and kisses him one last time* I'm gonna miss you Ryou! *hugs Mokuba, Fluffy, and Joey* WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER!
Mokuba: O_O
Fluffy: -_-'
Joey: Nyeh?
Night: Don't worry, I'll send Ryou over for visits every other week, okay? *glomps Ryou then turns to Yugi and Duke* Now you guys can teach me to play Duel Monsters and Dungeon Dice Monsters!
Yugi and Duke: o.O
Night: *glomps Ryou again*
Ryou: *pats Night's head akwardly* Is it possible to die from too many hugs?
Zukofan: Only if we squeeze too hard ;)
Ryou: O_O
Night: *is being taught Duel Monsters by a very frustrated Yugi*
Yugi: No, you CAN'T put a MAGIC card in DEFENSE MODE!
Night: Why?
Yugi: YOU JUST CAN'T! *twitches*
Duke: *laughing his head off*
Night: Shut up, you're next! *turns to Ryou, who looks bored* There's some cookies over there if you want some *points* This is fun!
Yugi: Maybe for you
Zukofan: COOKIES! *eats cookies* Oh Yugi stop being so frustrated. Night's doing her best even if she's doing a really bad job at it.
Duke: She's making Joey look good.
Joey: Hey!
Zukofan: Run sexy man, run!
Night: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Joey could beat me. I do, however, like to think I could beat Tristan in a duel.
Tristan: *pops out of plot-hole* Hey!
Night: Eeep! *starts running as she and Duke are chased around by Tristan and Joey*
Ryou: *sits with Yugi, who is watching the chase* You know, something tells me this would be better with pudding.
Zukofan: *comes in with giant bowl of pudding, cookies, and brownies* Somebody say "pudding"? *watches Night and Duke get chased by Tristan and Joey* You know what would make this more interesting? *brings in Serenity*
Mokuba: How does that make things interesting?
Zukofan: Oh Mokuba. Young, Sweet, naive Mokuba. Shut up and watch.
*Duke and Tristan run over to Serenity and start flirting with her, making Joey even more ticked off*
Night: *grabs pudding cup and watches Joey chase Tristan and Duke around the room* Hey, you're right! This IS better with pudding!
Ryou: *also grabs a pudding cup* Told you so.
Serenity: I wish my brother would ease up a bit on the protectiveness *sighs*
Yugi: He only does it because he cares about you.
Night: Hey, whatever you do, don't give Mokuba any sugar... *glances over to where Mokuba is running around in circles and yelling at the top of his lungs, a cookie in one hand and a brownie in the other* Crap
Zukofan: Sigh *uses lasso to catch Mokuba, reel him in, and ties him up* Want some pudding Serenity? Oh wait hang on. *throws a steak to Fluffy and he eats it like an animal* You know who should be here? Atemu, Mana, Tea, Kaiba, Pegasus, Marik, Malik, Ishizu, and Odion
Malik: *in demon voice* How about a hug?
Fluffy: Oh no...
Malik: QUIET FLUFFY!
Night: Oh, crap. *ducks behind Ryou and points over to Pegasus* Keep that creepy fruitcake away from me!
Atemu: What the- where am I?
Yugi: We don't know. Just go with it and you'll get pudding.
Atemu: *pauses* K
Kaiba: WHO GAVE MOKUBA SUGAR?
Night: Ummm... *ducks further behind Ryou* No comment.
Zukofan: KAIBA! *hugs Kaiba*
Kaiba: Who are you? Get off me!
Zukofan: NO! ^_^
Marik: Seriously, why are we here?
Zukofan: You heard the baby panda! Just go with it if you want some pudding!
Night: PUDDING! *starts jumping up and down on a table waving pudding in the air*
Everyone: o.O
Night: *grins sheepishly* sugar makes me hyper.
Pegasus: Can I have some pudding?
Night: Shut up, Peggy! *throws pudding cup at Pegasus's head*
Ishizu:*facepalms* I'm surrounded by idiots
Zukofan: *still hugging Kaiba* That's what makes us so awesome!
Kaiba: Can somebody get this freak off me?
Joey: Nah I'm good. Be sure to give him a big squeeze!
Serenity: Big brother!
Joey: What?
Zukofan: You know who deserves a big hug? *looks at Marik with an evil smile on her face*
Night: *steps back* I'm not getting involved in that one. *goes over and glomps Ryou* Good luck with Marik, zukofan. I'll buy the flowers for your funeral.
Kaiba: If you let go of me I'll buy them. And I'll make sure they're really nice ones.
Mokuba: Umm... can someone actually remember I exist and untie me?
Zukofan: *gives Marik a big bear hug* I know I'm gonna die doing this but I don't care! :D *points at Fluffy* You're next!
Fluffy: Oh Ra no!
Mokuba: Hello? Remember me?
Kaiba: Great someone kidnapped Mokuba again.
Zukofan: Well it was hard NOT to kidnap him! *glomps Mokuba* He's just so freaking adorable I'm gonna die!
Night: I call I'm kidnapping Mokuba next! *glances around at weird looks she's getting* What?
Yugi: There are some things you don't call dibs for.
Night: *sticks out tongue* Whatever. *glances around* I can't help but feel we're missing someone. Oh, yeah! *pulls a very confused Mai out of her pocket.
Mai: Huh? What happened?
Night: *looks at Joey* You're welcome.
Zukofan: O_o How were you able to get Mai out of your pocket? I mean mine are like the second entrance to Narnia
Joey: It's true. I actually saw dat goat guy
Zukofan: You met Mr. Tumnus? You freaking lucky SOB. And btw if you wanna kidnap Mokuba you're gonna have to get passed me and let me tell ya I'm not an easy person to pass- *realizes Mokuba's gone* Where'd he go? *looks around and sees Fluffy holding Mokuba hostage* You are one sneaky cat Fluffy
Fluffy: How many times must I tell you I'M NOT A KITTY!
Zukofan: ...
Zukofan, Marik, Malik: MEOW!
Fluffy: ARGH!
Night: FLUFFY! I was getting Mokuba next! I called DIBS! *goes and cries in the emo corner*
Mokuba: Riiiiiight.
Night: *sudden change in attitude* And as for how I pulled Mai out of my pocket, I'm just as confused as you are!
Mai: *shaking, eyes wide* So small, so dark.
Joey: *pokes her* I think you broke her brain
Night: *sweatdrop*
Zukofan: I've got a new brain for her! *gropes around in pocket* Hmm. Nope. Whoa! That ain't it! Hello! *pulls out a brain* Here we go!
Marik: *raises an eyebrow* You carry around a brain in your pocket?
Zukofan: Well yeah, doesn't everybody? *gets strange looks from everybody* Anywho! *shoves brain in Mai's ear* That should do it!
Night: Who's laughing now, Fluffy?
Bakura: Huh? *looks around, and sees Night with Mokuba next to her* Who cares, you can keep him!
Night: YAY! *hugs Mokuba*
Mai: I have claustrophobia now. Thanks a lot.
Night: You're welcome!
Zukofan: Hey! *steals Mokuba back and hugs him* You have Ryou! Don't take my Mokuba too!
Mokuba: Can't...breathe
Zukofan: Whoops. *drops Mokuba*
Mokuba: ow...
Zukofan: *unties Mokuba* You want a cookie?
Mokuba: YES
Kaiba: NO! *Mokuba eats cookie anyway* You idiot! You've doomed us all!
Zukofan: Psh. We're all gonna die eventually anyways
Tea: What makes you say that?
Zukofan: *looks at Bakura and Malik* Oh no reason...
Night: Yeah, I think I'm going to keep my plushie bazooka with me, just in case *glances nervously at Marik and Bakura, who are sharpening knives*
Yugi: Where did they get those?
Night: I think it's best if we don't ask.
Mai: Hey, Kaiba! Can you control your brother?
Kaiba: *looks at Mokuba who is running circles around an annoyed Mai* That's it! Whoever brought those cookies is dead!
Night: *hides behind Ryou* I know nothing
Zukofan: *hiding behind Bakura* I'd like lillies and moonflowers at my funeral please!
Serenity: Why are you hiding behind Bakura?
Zukofan: Cuz he's got a knife and he's more likely to take out Kaiba than anybody else in this room
Joey: Hey!
Zukofan: Whatever Joey you know it's true
Night: Bakura! Before you kill him, would you get his jacket for me?
Kaiba: Why the heck do you want my jacket?
Night: Are you kidding? Who wouldn't want a jacket that defies gravity? I mean, seriously, how much starch do you use on that thing?
Bakura: Can I kill him now?
Night: Be my guest, Fluffy.
Bakura: STOP CALLING ME THAT! *angry twitch*
Zukofan: *pats Bakura on the head* Calm down Fluffy. *Mokuba runs by Zukofan and she hits him on the head, knocking him out* There, problem solved.
Kaiba: Why the hell did you hit my brother?
Zukofan: Believe me, I didn't want to. He's so glompable but to be honest his crazy insaneness was starting to annoy me too.
Kaiba: I hope you've picked out the outfit you want to be buried in.
Zukofan: Meep! *hides behind Yugi*
Tea: What happened to hiding behind the one with the knife?
Zukofan: You'd have to be made of stone to want to hurt a baby panda
Yugi: *sweatdrops*
Night: Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure Kaiba's heart and most of his internal organs ARE made out of stone. So... good luck with that! *goes over and makes sure Mokuba isn't bleeding*
Yugi: Hey, Ryou, how come we're always the ones used as shields?
Ryou: I'm not sure. I think, in some twisted way, it's supposed to be a compliment.
Night: Hey, where's Tristan and Duke? *looks over to where Tristan and Duke are fighting in a corner, while Serenity sweatdrops* Oh.
Zukofan: It is a compliment! You guys are just too cute to attack! *glomps Ryou*
Kaiba: I'm still going to kill you
Zukofan: *hides behind Tristan* Tristan use your voice to save me!
Tristan: What?
Zukofan: Your voice gives you super strength remember? *Tristan sweatdrops. Zukofan suddenly has an idea* Serenity please call Kaiba off!
Serenity: Why me?
Zukofan: He's YOUR boyfriend!
Joey, Duke, Kaiba, Tristan, Serenity: WHAT?
*Zukofan does an evil laugh and sneaks away*
Night: *watches as Joey, Tristan, and Duke all start beating up Kaiba* Now that was just evil. Funny, but evil.
Bakura: NO! Someone is in pain, and I haven't caused it! *jumps into the fight with Marik*
Yugi: *sweatdrop* Yeah, I'm just gonna stay in this corner where it's safe.
Ryou: I'm right behind you.
Night: *offers popcorn to zukofan* Want some?
Zukofan: Totally. *eats a handful of popcorn while watching the fight* This is better than cable! *Kaiba ends up taking down Joey, Tristan, and Duke* Well I'm gonna die. *runs away*
Kaiba: GET BACK HERE!
Zukofan: NO! *runs back and steals the popcorn* Yoink!
Night: Hey! That was MY popcorn! Oh, well *pulls another bucket of popcorn out of thin air and watches as zukofan is chased around the room by Kaiba* Only one thing could make this better. Oh, Fluffy!
Bakura: *looks up from fighting Marik* What?
Night: Kaiba said you stab like a girl.
Bakura: WHAT! *starts chasing Kaiba who is still chasing zukofan*
Night: *evil smirk*
Zukofan: *eats the stolen popcorn while she runs and climbs up a tree that appeared out of nowhere* Now you can't get me! *Kaiba starts climbing the tree* Oh *bleep*! *sees a bird sitting next to her and throws it at Kaiba's head. He falls out of the tree and lands on Bakura*
Marik: MR. TWEETUMS!
Zukofan: FLUFFY!
Mokuba: BIG BROTHER!
Yugi: When did you wake up?
Mokuba: Just now
Night: OH NO! Not Mr. Tweetums!
Atem: *laughing hysterically at Kaiba and Bakura*
Bakura: Oh, you're so dead, Pharaoh!
Atem: *runs around the room being chased by Bakura and Kaiba*
Night: Is it just me, or is everyone doing a lot of running today?
Zukofan: EPIC KAIBA MANOUVER! *grabs Mokuba and chucks him at Kaiba and tackles Bakura* BAD FLUFFY!
Tea: Did you just-
Zukofan: Yup! ^^
Tea: And you're happy about that?
Zukofan: ...yup ^^
Night: Umm... *sees Kaiba and Bakura heading towards Zukofan* Yup, I'm just gonna be over here *climbs tree*
Marik: What are you doing?
Night: This! *dumps five billion walnuts on Marik's head*
Marik: OW!
Night: I'm out! *flashes a peace sign, then runs and hides behind Malik* If you want to get to me, you'll have to go through your hikari!
Malik: *steps out of the way* Good luck.
Night: ...well that didn't go as planned.
Bakura: *Zukofan hides behind Ryou* That's just low, hiding behind my hikari to keep me from attacking you.
Zukofan: I'm hiding behind Ryou because...well look at this face! *points at Ryou's innocent scared look* Why would anybody wanna hurt this face?
Mokuba: You hit me and threw me at my brother!
Zukofan: Well yeah you were going crazy because of the sugar and I thought Kaiba would have wanted his little brother back
Mokuba: By throwing me at him?
Zukofan: You surrender your kidnapee your way and I'll do it my way
Night: GYAAAAAH! *runs away from Marik and jumps on Bakura's back*
Bakura: What the- GET OFF ME!
Night: *glares at Zukofan* How come hiding behind the hikari works for you? *pouts*
Atem: *to Marik* I thought you were trying to attack Night.
Marik: *watching Bakura running around in circles trying to get Night off his back* I was, but this is more entertaining.
Zukofan: Cuz I'm actually hugging Ryou from behind ^_^
Ryou: This is really uncomfortable
Zukofan: *releases him* Sorry *jumps on Kaiba's back*
Kaiba: GET OFF ME!
Mokuba: Get off Seto! *Zukofan throws him a brownie*
Kaiba: I am so getting you for this!
Zukofan: Until then LET'S PLAY CHICKEN!
Night: YAY! *to Bakura* MUSH! *kicks Bakura toward Kaiba with Zukofan on his back*
Kaiba: WHAT THE HECK?
Night: Just go with it! *accidently kicks him in the face*
Kaiba: OW!
Night: Oops. ONWARD, FLUFFY! *kicks Bakura in the side so he runs away from Kaiba* WHEEEE!
Bakura: WILL SOMEONE GET THIS FREAK OFF OF ME!
Joey: No way! This is funny stuff! *Tristan grabs Yugi and puts him on Joey's back* Nyeh! What the-
Tristan: Giddy up Underdog!
Yugi: Get me down from here!
Zukofan: After them richboy! *kicks Kaiba's side so he can chase Bakura. Mokuba chases after them in another sugar rush*
Yugi: Wow, so this is what it's like to be tall!
Joey: You'll pay for this, Tristan!
Night: Run, Fluffy, run! I don't want to be caught by Moneybags!
Bakura: Wait, why am I running? The other authoress is the one I want to kill! *turns around, only to see Kaiba, Zukofan and Mokuba running towards them full speed*
Night: This is gonna hurt, isn't it?
Zukofan: *jumps off Kaiba just in time before he and Mokuba collides with Bakura and Night* Well, I can't do any more damage here! *walks away whistling*
Pegasus: Why has everyone forgotten me?
Zukofan: Because shut up. That reminds me, what happened to Ishizu and Odion?
Marik: Odion went to watch the Care Bears and Ishizu left for her sanity
Zukofan: Oh well. Her loss. I'm going to Hot Topic to get some leather pants.
Night: *singing* Me and Bakura, we will have our revenge, him and me will take you LEATHER PANTS!
Everyone: o.O
Night: What? It was RIGHT THERE. You couldn't NOT make the reference! *suddenly grasps what Zukofan said* What? NOOO! Don't leave me by myself with them!
Yugi: Feeling the love.
Night: PLEASE! They're going to KILL me! *jumps into Ryou's arms, shaking in horror*
Zukofan: *holds up a pair of leather pants* THEY BELONG TO ME! *gets weird looks also* Oh shut up, you heard the crazy one! It's impossible not to make the reference!
Atem: *in his underwear* Why did you remove my trousers?
Zukofan: Because I felt like it! Just be happy I didn't take the source of your power!
Bakura: His millenium puzzle?
Zukofan: FOOLISH FOOL! The source of his power comes from his leather shoes!
*Can't Beat My Leather Shoes starts playing in the background*
Night: Wait a minute! I'M the crazy one? *pauses* Well, yeah. Anyway! *snatches Atem's shoes* WOOHOO! I have the true source of his power! Not to mention, these are pretty awesome. Have you SEEN all these buckles?
Marik: WTF?
Night: FOOLISH FOOL! Sorry, I've always wanted to say that.
Atem: *snatches shoes back* Would you please STOP TAKING MY CLOTHES?
Night: ...NO! *grabs Millenium Puzzle* LOOK! It's SHINY!
Atem: *facepalm*
Zukofan: *wearing the leather pants* I really do like the pants
Marik: I've gotta admit they do look good on you
Atem: Can I have those back now?
Zukofan: ...No. *sees Night holding puzzle* I want the shiny!
Night: *clutches puzzle tightly* MY SHINY! *starts petting the puzzle* preeeecious!
Atem: *sweatdrop* Yeah, I kinda need that back now.
Night: *sticks out tongue* NEVER!
Atem: I'll give you a lollipop if you give it back.
Night: *thinks* POSSIBLY!
Zukofan: FINE! If you're keeping the shiny then I'm keeping the fluffy! *hugs Ryou close and pets his hair*
Ryou: But...I'm not Fluffy
Zukofan: YOU ARE NOW!
Bakura: HA!
Zukofan: SILENCE FLUFFY!
Ryou and Bakura: *sweatdrop*
Night: NOOOOOO! Give me back my Ryou! *chucks the Millenium puzzle at Zukofan's head and yanks Ryou out of her arms*
Ryou: *sweatdrop* I'm not sure if this is better or worse
Night: *hands him pudding*
Ryou: Okay, slightly better
Tea: *to Tristan and Duke* I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure everyone has forgotten we exist.
Zukofan: OW! *throws it back at Night only to miss and hit Tristan on the head* Oops.
Ryou: Check his pulse Tea!
Serenity: Tristan are you okay?
Tristan: In a few hours the sun will rise
Duke: What does that even mean?
Tea: Nobody knows -_-'
Night: I DOOOOO! Cause I'm awesome like that ;) See, Tea was cold, and so Tristan was telling her she'd be warm when the sun- *is bonked on the head by Marik*
Marik: Nobody cares
Night: *pouts*
Bakura: I thought it was interesting
Night: *bipolar-ness* REALLY?
Bakura: No
Night: *cries into Ryou's shoulder*
Kaiba: *rolls his eyes* Baby
Zukofan: *hits him on the back of his head* NOBODY ASKED YOU! *points at Bakura* AND YOU! *pulls out spray bottle and starts spraying Bakura* Bad Fluffy! We don't make people cry!
Bakura: *water sprays all over his face. sweatdrops* ...Stop that.
Night: *immediatly stops crying* Sorry, Fluffy, but that's what people do when their cats misbehave. They spray them with water.
Bakura: I AM NOT A CAT!
Night: Yes you are *suddenly turns and points dramatically at Kaiba* and YOU! *pulls giant mallet out of thin air and start hitting him with it* I. AM. NOT. A. BABY!
Kaiba: Ouch.
So, that is chapter one of this unabridged conversation between two insane authoresses. Yes, there is more. Much more. *evil laugh* See you next chapter!