Eugene: *yawns* OMG… why do I have to end up waking up later after I stayed up until midnight for the New Year's countdown? -.- I mean, I can handle staying up 'til midnight, it's just that I don't usually wake up that late (I woke up around 10:00 AM this morning), which is weird. O.o
Norway: ….Eugene, get to the point. *note: he's wearing different clothes lately*
Eugene: Oh yeah, right. *clears throat* So this haiku/rap-like thingy for my story here will have haiku in it (yeah, I'm good at it; it's actually easy once you get the hang of the rules). In case you're wondering what that is, it's a 3-line poem with the 1st and 3rd lines in 5-syllables and the 2nd line in 7-syllables. Normally, I would do just 1 haiku for this but~ then I kept thinking about Epic Rap Battles of History by nicepeter on Youtube so I decided to make it look like someone's ranting/rapping. And finally, this is actually for 2 people here on this site. 1. ShotaGasm-I usually submit my own haiku of the Hetalia characters for that dude's story, Hetalia Haiku Stories and this one just inspired me to do this. :) 2. Neonsakura1022 (my cousin!)-She drew Norway as a chibi wearing different clothes while summoning a troll after Denmark (I actually helped with the colouring!), which is the topic here. :P Hope you two like it! ONWARD WITH THE NORWAY AND DENMARK POEM! CLOTHING SWITCH! By the way, HAPPY NEW YEAR! ONWARD WITH THE START OF 2012!
Norway:
Where are my clothes,
you idiot? They were here
a minute ago.
Denmark:
Aw~ but Norway, you
wore the same outfit every
day, didn't you know?
Norway:
Yes… but you replaced
them with something that doesn't
fit me completely.
Denmark:
But they look so cute
and they make you look like the
student president!
Norway:
I may look "cute" but
The jacket's too blue and the
hair clip is not me.
Denmark:
No way, Norgie~. It
suits you more, wearing the lame
sailor outfit lots.
Norway:
Troll, go kill Denmark.
He stole my hair clip and my
clothes. He must die.
Denmark:
Wait… you're gonna send
That thing to me because
Of your new clothes?
Norway:
I will, because you
stole something that is truly
from me. You must pay.
Denmark:
Ha! You can't defeat
the King of the North! I will-
*sees random troll* O-M-G… HELP~! D:
Lesson learned: Norway DOES look cute in different clothes but do NOT steal from him or else this will happen.