"And now, ladies and gentlemen! Presenting the Great Keybladedini!"
Applause and cheering could be heard for miles. The whole city of Little Rock, Kansas turned out to see one of the most famous magicians attempt the greatest trick of all time. Dressed in a cotton came and paper top hat that was fixed together with scotch tape, the Great Keybladedini magically appeared on stage in a puff of chalk dust. Women were crying with joy, tossing their bras onto the stage. Men were howling and cat calling at the now bare-topped women—and possibly also at Keybladedini. It was the most marvelous event to ever happen in Little Rock since President Eisenhower sent the National Guard to escort a little girl to school.
"Thank you, thank you!" Keybladedini said proudly, with a fat rabbit peaking out of his hat. "Are you all ready to be amazed?"
The crowd roared and hooted.
"I can't hear you!" Keybladedini said, holding a hand to his ear. "I said: are you all ready to be amazed?"
The crowd howled so loud that a grouchy neighbor called animal control to report some wild tigers on the loose.
"Alright!" Keybladedini hopped up and down and did a fist pump. "Let's get this show started, then!" He climbed a giant ladder. "And now, ladies and gentlemen! For my greatest trick ever performed: I will fly!"
The crowd went so wild that medics were dispatched to give everyone rabies shots.
Keybladedini winked at a special lady waiting in the wings. Shenzi blushed.
"Here I go, folks!" The Great Keybladedini stuck his left foot off the ladder so that it dangled in midair. The fat rabbit, sensing danger, jumped out and plopped onto the stage. It scampered away and was gobbled up by Shenzi for a late mid-day snack. Keybladedini prepared to jump off and fly when suddenly, the lights turned off. Emergency services arrived and shut the power to the building to prevent rabid tigers from getting too excited. Everyone freaked out and went into a panicked frenzy. Park rangers and lion tamers (moonlighting as tiger tamers) had to battle their way into the theater against a tide of crazed magician fans.
Meanwhile, no one was paying attention to Keybladedini. He accidentally tripped and fell on top of a loose plank on the stage. When the full force of his weight hit the plank, it sent Shenzi—who just so happened to be standing on the other end of it—catapulting through the roof.
ger, the Great Keybladedini got to his feet and looked around. Everything was a mess. His big night of stardom flew right out the roof along with his true love. With a sorrowful sigh, the Great Keybladedini cast aside his cape and top hat, and plain old Peter walked off the stage.
Hours later, Peter Pan was sitting at home surfing the net for a new magic act and sexy companion. He saw some ads on MySpace, but they looked dodgy. So instead of using modern social media sites, he returned to the old fashion BBS and trawled the boards. He soon found a friend in someone named TwoDestinyBeefCake13. Together, they acted as each other's wingman.
It was during an intense IM session between Peter and some girls he and TwoDestinyBeefCake13 were trying to pick up that the doorbell suddenly rang. Peter got up in the middle of a flirt-fest and answer it. Standing in the doorway, Roo peeked around Peter to check for Pooh sticks. He spotted one on a nearby bookshelf and asked if he could have it.
"Oh that thing?" said Peter, looking at the stick. "That used to be my magic wand. Yeah, I guess you can have it. These days I'm practicing a totally different type of magic, heh!"
Peter gave his wand to Roo and it was promptly returned to the Fellowship of the Pooh.
The all the dust settled and all the onlookers were corralled by zoologists for intimate study of this new form of human-like ti