WARNING: CRACKFIC
I love Crack! … That came out wrong…
Disclamer: I don't own naruto...sobbs
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Sasuke fingered a kunai, watching his victim eagerly. She looked young, in her lower teens, with shoulder length black hair peaking out from beneath a hood. In it were pink highlights that reminded him of his old teammate. Her clothes were simple, with a black and red cloak. A staff was strapped across her back, but she revealed no other weapons. Her face was hidden from him.
The raven-haired man sighed. After defeating Orochimaru, this girl would be pathetically easy. She wouldn't provide much entertainment, but she would have supplies in her bag, which he was short on. He surveyed her again. She was at ease, walking slowly, not expecting to be attacked. He looked at her nearly hidden feet. There was a small knife tucked into her sandals. So she was a ninja, and judging by her appearance, an overconfident gennin.
Grinning, he leaped out of the tree silently and followed her. Half a mile down the path, he decided that it would be more fun if she could prepare for a fight. He cleared his throat. She turned.
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Her eyes were hidden from him by her hood. She froze for a split second, the her lips curved into an almost cruel smile. Curious, he asked, "Anata wa?"
She smirked. "Hn. No manners, I see. It's polite to introduce yourself first."
'Hn?' "Uchiha Sasuke"
"I know that," she responded coldly, "and I'll tell you my name later."
'Oooh, mind reader now, are we?' He sighed. What did it matter anyway? "I'm very sorry to tell you that your existence is about to disappear…I sound like Gaara." This last part was muttered to himself.
"Hn." She unclipped her staff, holding it loosely by her side.
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Five seconds later found Sasuke pinned to a tree with the light staff, held with amazing strength. The girl smiled.
"W-who are you?" Sasuke tried to twist free of her grasp, but found that she had a knife to his throat, keeping him still.
"My name," she smirked, pulling back her hood to reveal bloody black and red sharingan eyes, "is Uchiha Akayuri."
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Please tell me if you like, or i am afraid i will die...ok. that was a little teeny bit extravagant. But PLEASE review!