Hi, my fledglings. How you today? Well, this is my first Crossover FanFic. It's a crossover of House of Night and Vampire Academy. It starts as Dimitri, Darius, Stark, Christian, and Alex all walking on Miami's boardwalk. I've never been so I'm making up stuff. They have never met Rose, Zoey, Lissa, Aphrodite, or Aqua before. All the boys are best friends. All the girls and Damian and Jack are best friends. This is all human. This starts as Stark's POV.
Disclaimer: I'm not Richelle Mead, P.C. Cast, or Kristin Cast so I don't own HoN or VA.

Can't Get Like Me

Man, why did I ever agree to come on this vacation? I ask myself. It's hot. It' damp. Why bother?

"Oh, lighten up, Stark," Dimitri said. He was one of my best friends. Yeah, the best friends who dragged me all the way to Florida. Yeah, sure, there were plenty of girls, but really, none of them seemed like my type.

"Sorry if I'm putting a damper on your vacation, but you guys wanted me to come," I countered.

"Good point. Maybe we should feed you to some sharks," Christian said. I just rolled my eyes and looked ahead.

We were about halfway down the boardwalk when I started hearing "Can't Get Like Me" by School Gyrls.

"Hey, guys, you hear that?" I asked. We stood still and that made the music even louder. There were also some cheers and cat whistles. The guys heard and, being them, ran right to it. I followed after.

There was a groud of people cheering about something. I pushed into the crowd. There were 5 girls and 2 boys, about 22-years-old, our age, dancing to "Can't Get Like Me". One girl was a blond with bright green eyes. She looked nice and pretty, but not for me, the next was a hot girl with brown eyes and brown hair. Again, not for me. The next was another blond. She had a pretty face and blue eyes. God, is there no-one in Miami for me? The next girl had short, curly brown and blond hair. The blonde parts had an extremely faint blue tint and had ice blue eyes. She was beautiful, just as the others had been, but not for me. The next was one of the boys. He had brown hair and brown eyes. The next was the other boy. He had dark blond hair and brown eyes. The last girl was... wow. She was dazzlingly beautiful. She had hazel eyes and dark hair that fell to the middle of her back, even in a pony tail. I fell head-over-heels for her right at that moment. The girls had on shorts and their bathing suit tops only, so I got a good look of her body. It was curved in all the right places and tanned perfectly. She probibly was Cherokee, based on her high cheek bones.

Whoa, is this really happening? Am I seriously falling in love with a girl that I don't even know the name of?

The answer is yes. Yes I am.

Dimitri POV

"Hey, guys, you hear that?" Stark suddenly asked. He had been quiet for a while. I felt bad that he wasn't enjoying his summer.

We stood still and heard "Can't Get Like Me" by School Gyrls playing, along with cheers and cat whistles. Goodie, a little entertainment.

Everyone but Stark ran to the source of the noise. It was 5 girls and 2 guys dancing to "Can't Get Like Me". There may have been 5 girls, but only one held my attention. She was a medium height woman about 22-years-old, my age, and had brown eyes and brown hair that flowed to her waist. It looked like it would feel like silk under my hand. She had on shorts and a bikini top, so I could see she had a great body. She was oddly built and had abs, rather then a flad stomach. She was perfect.

I then noticed that she was staring at me with a smile that made me want to cater to her every wim. I'm serious, it did. Oh, Jeeze, I'm falling in love with a girl I have never even talked to before, nonetheless know the name of. But this girl, well, she just seemed like the one for me. Yup, it's official, I'm in love.

After that song went off, "Ride" by Ciara (A. N. I'm sorry, that's my fave song) came on. She was going to kill me if she danced to this. Each girl went out to the crowd and picked a boy to dance with. I noticed that a dark haired girl with hazel eyes picked Stark, a girl with short, curly hair and ice blue eyes picked Alex, a blond with green eyes picked Christian, and another blond with blue eyes picked Darius. They all looked happy as a little kid on Christmas morning. When I looked to see what lucky bastard the brunette had picked, she was walking toward me. I got the same look as the others when she grabbed my hand.

"Hey, I'm Rose. And you are?" she asked. I almost started bowing to her at that moment. She had the most beautiful voice. She was still looking at me with raised eyebrows for the answer.

"Dimitri Belicov," I said and she smile that the heart-breaking smile again. She turned around and towed me toward the center of the group. The guys had sat out and were sitting on a bench. They were holding hands so I was guessing they were gay. Fine with me.

I hadn't noticed before, but they had lined up 5 coolers. They sat us down on them and paused the music.

"How y'all today?" the girl who had picked Stark asked the crowd. There was crazy cheers coming from the group. The girls all headed to the front and stood side-by-side, holding hands. They were obviously best friends. "I'm Zoey. This is Aqua." She gestured to the curly haired girl. "This is Lissa." She gestured to the green-eyed blond that chose Christian. "This is Aphrodite." She gestured toward the blue-eyes blond that picked Daius. "And this is Rose. We are the best of friends. We are also the reason that your friends drag you to Florida against your will. We are the girls that put the fun back in Miami. We are the Miami Girls! Are y'all ready?" The crowd cheered.

"Yo, Jack, Damian, start the music back up," Aqua yelled at the guys sitting on the bench. They did and a different song came on. Now "Candyman" by Christina Aguilera came on. They grabbed our hands and told us to swing dance. We did as we were told. I actually had a lot of fun. I learned that Rose was, indeed, 22, and so were her friends. She also said that her friends had mumbled stuff while they were dancing that they had their eyes on the other guys they picked. I told her that they were my friends.

"Oh, really?" she asked. "Well, by the way they were staring at my girls, they liked them back." She blushed and looked away. "And the way you were staring at me," she mumbled. Oh, God, she had noticed. I was so nervous at that moment. So I covered it up with humor.

"You were staring at me, too. So, like, do you like me or something?" The end came out a little whispery, but she heard it.

"Yes, yes, I do. Do you like me?" she asked.

"Yes, yes I do," I copied her. That must have been all she needed, because she wrapped her arms around my neck and kissed my. I kissed her back and picked her up so we were at eyes level. I held her with one arm and the other hand went into her hair. Her small hands wound into my hair and we became kind of lost in each other.

We pulled back for air but our mouths were only about 5 inches apart. She giggled. "We have an audiance," she said, nodding toward the crowd that was now cat whistling at us. I just laughed.

"Then let's give them a show." I started moving in for another kiss, but she put two fingers on my mouth.

"I don't think so, Comrade," she said. Comrade? Oh, well. At least I have a nickname.

"Why not?" I whined. I pouted my bottom lip.

"Because I might not be able to stop next time," she laughed and then kissed my bottom lip.

"And would that be a bad thing?" I asked seductively.

"Yes, because I do believe that it is still day time and little kids pass by," she said. "No need to scar their delicate minds."

"Good point." I looked over at the others and saw they were all a done deal now. Stark and Zoey had looks of love on their faces. Alex and Aqua were giving each other kisses on the cheek every couple seconds. Darius and Aphrodite were making out. Lissa and Christian were doing the same. The crowd was starting to get thinner.

"Um, do you want to stay with us?" Rose asked me. "You and your friends? We own a big house up here that Lissa's parents bought us when we went to college. They're rich."

"That would be cool with me. I'll just have to ask the others." I turned and called to them. "Guys! You want to stay with them?"

"Yes," Darius, lips swolen said.

"Good with me," Stark said looking down at Zoey like she was a goddess.

"Absolutely," Alex said, looking down at the 4' 10" girl at his side. She was really short.

"It's official, we're staying with the girls!" Christian said. His lips looked much the same as Darius's.

We all headed toward the hotel we were staying at. We got all of our things and checked out. I noticed that the teenager at the desk looked diappointed to see me holding Rose's hand. She had had sort of a crush on me since the day we checked in.

We followed to girls to the boardwalk's parking lot and when they stopped at their cars, our mouths plopped open. They had a sky blue Chevy 300 with a 4 inch tall wing. They had "Miami Beach" in cursive on the wing and the girls' faces were on the sides of the cars. When Rose said rich, she meant rich.

"Are you guys getting in, or are you going to just stand there like dead fish?" Aqua asked us, folding her arms in front of her chest. We shook out of our daze and got in. Lissa drove in one, and Rose drove the other. Me and Christian were in shot gun.

While Aqua was getting into the car me and Rose were in, some guy that was standing at the car next to us smacked her butt. Then all hell broke loose.

Aqua whirled around and growled at the guy. I mean, an actual growl. It sounded like the sound a wolf would make. She lunged at him and landed a kick on his side, knocking him down. She jumped on him and started spasmically punching him in the face. Alex got out to get her off him. He picked her up by the waist and put her into the car. Aqua's fists were bleeding. Alex turned to the guy and smiled.

"I hope that taught you a lesson about respecting women," he said and then turned around to et in the car. But the guy that Aqua had beat up got up and knocked Alex to the ground. The guy tried to get a punch on Alex but Alex, being as tall and built as he is, dodged and flipped them over. He punched the guy over and over again. I looked back at Aqua and saw she was smiling at Alex. Nonetheless, she got out and pulled on one of Alex's hands softly. He instantly stopped and looked up at her.

"He's not worth it," she said, pulling his hand again. He smiled at her and got up. The guy just got up and glared after them. As soon as we got in the car, the whole car, which was me, Rose, Aqua, Alex, Damian, the brunutte boy, and Jack, his boyfriend, cracked up. We were joking about it the whole way there. I had asked Aqua how she could fight.

"I'm a black belf and Ti Quando (however the hell you spell it), karate, and Ti Chi (again, however the hell you spell it). Plus, I was head of my guy class, well, next to Rose. It was her best supject in high school. I also spent my whole life until middle school in the ghetto part of L. A. but then momma and dad moved to the more... civilized part of L. A."

"What college do you go to?" I asked.

"We all go to California State. I'm going to be a phsycology teacher, Lissa high school reading, Jack technology, Rose gym, Aphrodite fashion, Damian college language arts, and Zoey visual and technical arts. We've had out lived planned out since 6th grade. We all go to CSU, and become teachers. Is it short? Yes. Is it easy? Hell no."

I laughed at her. Rose had told me before that Aqua was the strangest but funnest person you would ever meet. Well, she proved her correct. "Oh, go shove a remote up your ass," she said.

"What?" I asked. She got out her iPhone and looked for something. She finally put on a video and gave the phone back to me. It was a video of some kid freaking out about his mom canceling his Mortal Combat acount. He sounded like he was having a spas attack. At 1:11, he took a remote off his bed and tried to shove it up his butt. There were tears streaming down my face from laughing too hard by the end of it. That kid had some anger management problems. He seriously does. Rose had been holding in laughter since the video started. She had obviously seen the video before.

"Now do you get why I said that?" Aqua said. I nodded. "That is one of my favorite videos on YouTube. I just think he's crazy. And his brother is petty."

"So true, water," Rose said, earning a pop in the head. "Ow! Okay, okay, sorry."

"Why did she hit you in the head?" Alex asked.

"Because that's what I do to people that I know I don't like being called water. And now you both are warned as well," Aqua answered. After seeing her fight and hearing about her black belts, I'm a little scared to get her angry, though I'm over a foot taller than her. We nodded and settled into the nexyt convorsation. We talked the whole ride.

When we pulled into view of the house, I was amazed at how much money Lissa's parents must have. It was a 4 story mansion, had a big iron gate around it, a tennis court, a pool, a Jacuzzi, and a track. We pulled up to the front gate.

"Hello, Ms. Hathaway," the guy at the frond gate said and then pushed a button that opened the gate. I noticed the gate enterence had a cursive M and G on it.

"What does M. G. stand for?" I asked Rose.

"Miami Girls. It runs in the Dragomir, Lissa's family's, name. The one woman each generation is chosen and can gather up as many friend as she wants. She then is to take them to Miami whenever she pleases where she is to be the power figure just below the mayor. It's quite fun, actually. Plus, we have this mansion. Pool, tennis, a gym, walk-in closets in every room, a car for each of us, a stable, massages any time we want. It's paradise. We live in a simular one in L. A."

"Wow," was my brilliant response.

"Oh, and we get bottomless credit cards," Aqua said. "Just comes with being the best friends af a high up rich girl. But Lissa is not like rich girls in movies. In fact, she's one of the nicest people you will ever meet."

"I could tell. Christian is picky, and for him to pick someone, they have to be perfect, or close to it," I said. Alex nodded in agreement.

We parked and got out. We then got our stuff out and went inside. We were sharing rooms with our girls, so, me with Rose, Christian with Lissa, Alex with Aqua, Darius with Aphrodite, and Stark with Zoey.

"Mia!" Aqua called. A girl with short blonde hair and looked something like a Barbie came down the steps.

"Yeah?" she asked. She was probibly Mia.

"Go get lover boy. I wanna go to the beach," Aqua said. Mia ren back upstairs and Aqua went off to ask if anyone else wanted to go to the beach.

"Lover boy?" I asked Rose.

"Mia's fiance, Eddie. They've been engaged for about a month now. And Mia was a Miami Girl but she's pregnant," Rose said.

"Oh, well, that's nice. How far term?"

"2 week, thnk you very much," Mia said, coming down the steps with a guy about our age with brown hair and brown eyes. That must be Eddie.

"Finally found a man, Rose?" Eddie asked. "I was beginning to think you would never get one."

"Shut up, Castles," Rose yelled back and laughed. "Lissa, Aphrodite, Aqua, and Zoey, got men today, too."

"Oh, really? So there are no single people in the house?" Eddie asked. Rose shook her head.

"Technically, Bubby and Maleficent are still single. Beelzebub and Nala are together, though," Rose said. Eddie rolled his eyes.

"Who are they?" I asked.

"Pets. Other than the horses in the stable, which are mainly Zoey's, we have 4 pets, one dog and 3 cats. Bubby is the dog, a guy. Beelzebub is a guy cat, and Maleficent and Nala are girl cats. Nala is pregnant with Beelzebub's kittens. Maleficent is alone and Bubby is the only dog. We have to get them mates," Rose explained.

"Actually, we have 5 pets," Aqua said, coming into the room with everyone in tow. "Lena is still a pet, you know."

"Yes, in our eyes. But most people wouldn't see a Benal Tiger as a pet, Aqua," Rose countered. Wait, did she just say a tiger?

Just then, a big black and white tiger came running it. It ran right to Aqua and sat down. Aqua reached into a drawer in a table next to them and pulled out a peice of, what looked to be a sardine.

"Here ya go, Jen," she said as she gave the fish to the tiger. I was scared silly.

"What the hell do you havea a tiger for a pet?" I asked as the tiger ran out the door.

"Oh, relax, she only eats animals she doesn't know. She was born in captivity, so she is quite tame," Aphrodite said. "If Jacky over there isn't scared of her, neither should you be."

I looked at Alex, who was holding Aqua's hand, to see his reaction. He looked like a body guard guarding the woman he secretly loves. Well, that's a statement about the intensity of their relationship. He would throw himself between Aqua and a tiger. I would probibly do the same thing for Rose, though.

"Well, off to the beach!" Damian exclaimed. Jack had a beach bag on his shoulder.

We headed out and took seperated car this time, each couple in their own car. Rose's car was rose red with a vine of roses on either side.

"Nice," I said as we approached the car. "What an inside joke."

"It is isn't it?" she said. "I picked it out. Check out the center of the hubcabs."

I looked and there was a rose in the center of each hubcap. I laughed and stood up strait to find Rose already in.

"Coming?" she asked. Iaughed and climbed in.

To the beach!

Did you like it? I hope you did. I don't like displeasing you guys. Okay, so, Aqua has a hot temper. I just love it when girls beat up guys. And then Alex and the guy fighting was hilarious. So, d you want another guy to grope another girl and then get beat up. If yes, who should get groped and should the girl or guy beat up the perve. And the mansion is actually one I had imagined me and Dimitri living together as man and wife. A girl can dream. Sigh. And that video of the kid freaking out on YouTube is real. I have a link up for it and other songs in my profile. I want a PM about your reaction to the video. Ilove you. Reveiw so I at least feel loved. And I love Damian like the sister I never had. Oh, and should I bring Erik in and have the guys, Rose, and Aqua gang up on him?

Love,
Ashley Cullen :D