Time for another story, but I am probably gonna commit to this one a lot more, but it was an idea I had for a bit, for most of the EEExMario crossovers it's Paper mario or the thousand year door (Actually rewrites of the thousand year door fic.) so wanted to do my preferred Mario rpg, the Mario and Luigi games! Gonna do superstar saga cause well, I had interest in it, and with that Let's ED go!
The peach creek junkyard was a couple things really, smelly, big and not much going on, but this was the favorite hangout for our three favorite eds, it's where they would usually relax after doing a scam, they wore their usual scars from their scams, the eds had bruises and kiss marks on all three of them.
It was a calm summer night as they walked through the mountains of Trash, towards their hideaway from the others.
Ed had the same goofy grin on his face despite being hurt multiple times due to his sheer resistance.
Edd was quickly patching up his wounds and washing away the lipstick on his face trying to keep his body clean.
Eddy was storming over to a van was purple with flame decals running down it and a painted rear axle and a drop-shaped side window.
He opened the back doors and motioned for his friends to walk interior of the van includes shag carpeting, stereo speakers, walls made from mock wood, and a water bed which eddy sat on.
"Who knew making a simple lemonade stand would lead to this?" He moaned moving up and down.
"Well if you make lemonade without sugar and offer no refunds, it makes sense why it wouldn't work" Double D reminded him Eddy angrily stared at his friend.
"But did they have to pummel us afterwards?" Double D shrugged "Well when you grabbed their money yes." Eddy mumbled as he lied down into the bed.
"Look a shooting star!" Ed jumped up and pointed towards it, "Actually a comet, but an interesting site nonetheless!" Edd said in wonder. "Make a wish guys!" Ed excitedly said.
Ed closed his eyes in making a wish, Double D was examining the comet as Eddy decided to make his wish.
"You know what I wish for? To go on an adventure away from those Dolts, something that'll make us heroes!" Eddy triumphantly said.
As soon the comet passed them, the trio started to hear something, "You hear that guys?" Eddy said putting his hand on his ear, towards where the sound was coming from.
Double D held his ear out and herd as well it sounded like, well a twinkling. The three ed's got out of the car and saw a strange sight nearby, a large green pipe jutting out of the ground.
They walked over to it and saw that it was big enough to fit ed inside! "That's odd…" Edd pulled out blueprints "There's nothing like that in the peach creek plumbing line." he mused.
"It could be a mole mutant entrance!" Ed said nervously.
Eddy then leaned over the side and his thoughts immediately went to scamming "Man maybe we can make some sort of profit off of this the bottomless pipe! No one knows where it go-" Eddy leaned too far and fell into the pipe!
"Ed whatever you do don't touch my-" Eddy's voice then faded out leaving Double D and ed alone.
"I'm coming to save you from the mole men Eddy!" Ed then charged and then leaped into the pipe leaving Double D as the last one left.
He started to walk back to the entrance but his friendship with the two stopped him from leaving "Oh, wait up fellows!" He then climbed up the pipe and reluctantly slid down.
All Double D could see was darkness as he fell occasionally he heard either Eddy screaming or Ed laughing.
Then he heard a splash, soon a second one, then finally he felt cold water hitting his face and was completely submerged, when he opened his eyes he saw light and swam up towards it.
When he emerged from the pond and grabbed a small ledge he took a few deep breaths he then saw his two friends also dealing with getting out of the water.
"Hey sockhead finally you're up so where the heck are we?" Eddy said as he looked around the environment and saw that a grassy plain. Ed shook the water on him off like a dog.
"So what's the plan?" Eddy was starting to be impatient he turned to his capped companion who was pondering.
"Well I suggest that we should find some sort of civilization that way we can get some answers on our current predicament." Double D said as the eds started to walk further into the plains.
The eds were walking through the plains as eddy was just bored double d was taking notes about the environment and ed was skipping around the group it was peaceful as a summer day.
However Eddy saw a sight that made him have a wide grin a floating coin! He quickly ran up and grabbed it "I'm rich! It may not be much but I can probably find more!" he did a tiny dance.
"Town ho!" Ed said pointing towards a small town. "Excellent find Ed! Come maybe we can find answers to our location problem." Edd noted.
As the trio walked towards the Town, Eddy got some more coins and found out some blocks have coins in them. The then reached a gate guarded by a small mushroom creature holding a spear.
"Halt, who goes there!" It said with a squeaky voice, Eddy nudged Double D to do the talking "Uh yes… we are travelers looking for advice to our location perhaps you can help us?" The thing nodded, "You're in toad town, home of the toads and the lovely princess peach!" The Toad swooned.
"What is she like a mushroom like you?" Eddy chuckled. "No she kinda looks like you guys! If you wanna get into the town it's five coins." The Toad explained. "No way I ain't paying!" Eddy greedly said.
"Eddy you have 15 coins in your pockets this is possibly our only way of getting answers!" Edd scolded him. Eddy grumbled as he handed the toad the coins and he opened the gate, Edd thanked the toad, Ed skipped into the town and Eddy grumbled to himself.
The trio walked into town seeing toads and mushroom houses as Edd was excitedly taking notes "Astounding! I never thought I could see another civilization like this!" Eddy yawned as Ed looked around smiling.
Their thoughts were interrupted by two men racing down the street with one of them being dragged and tied up on the others foot. "Mario stop!" The one in green begged him to stop while the one in red continued "No time Luigi! We have to save Peach!"
"Well that was unusual…" Edd noted as Ed looked excited "We must help them!" Eddy looked annoyed but then realized something "Wait this our chance! Come let's go save that princess!"
"Eddy are you insane! We have no experience in this matter!" Edd tried to rationalize. "Well if you're being such a wimp about it see ya later Double D!" Eddy and Ed ran off with Double D sighing and following behind.
When the trio arrived to the castle they saw the two men with a turtle monster while a girl was sobbing her eyes out on the throne.
"It's over bowser!" The one in red said with the man in green behind him. "Uh… W-wait a second! Listen… This is no time for fighting! Even though I would've won.." The monster said muttering that last part.
"Listen to me me everyone! Something terrible has happened!" One of the Toads spoke up. "The Goodwill Ambassador from our neighbor the Beanbean Kingdom, just paid a visit!" Another decided to speak up.
"Yeah But it was no friendly visit! The ambassador stole Princess Peach's voice!" He worriedly explained. The princess spoke in garbled text before some symbols appeared and landed on the ground exploding.
"A-And replaced it with this explosive vocabulary!" The first one yelled. The Princess spoke again causing the group to scatter to dodge the resulting explosions. "Oh my…" Double D said in shock.
The two men and the Turtle returned. "Gah! I kidnap Peach in this state she'll wreck my castle!" The Turtle growed. "Mario! Do something super!" He ordered. "Uh let's a go?" Mario said shrugging.
"Mario Please! Go and return Princess peaches beautiful voice! Only you can do it!" One of the Toads said. "The perpetrator came from the Beanbean kingdom! If you head over there, you should be able to learn more!" The other one said.
The turtle laughed. "Yeah! Go Capture that fiend and get back Peach's Voice! And then I can kidnap her!" Eddy turned to double D "What a strange place this is." he muttered. "We'll take my koopa cruiser and leave in no time! Mario! We leave Immediately!" The turtle ordered.
The princess then spoke a lot making a ton of symbols appear making the heroes panic Before running off. Before long there was a huge explosion that could seen from toad town.
In the midst of the scuffle the Eds bumped into the two men and the turtle. "Who are these chumps mario?" The turtle asked a bit bluntly. "Chumps! Why I oughta.." Eddy started before Double D stopped him. "Excuse my friend, I am Eddward but my friends call me Double D he started, This is Ed." Ed gave a wave to the other trio. "Hello my name is Ed!"
"And i'm Eddy! And we got a proposition for you, we wanna join your group!" He said with Double D looking nervous "Hah you three! I think we might need someone to be cannon fodder with the goombas welcome aboard! Your now serving the glorious koopa king bowser!" Bowser said posing, before walking off and talking into a walkie talkie about sending the koopa cruiser here.
"Ignore him he's always like this, I suppose we should introduce ourselves, I'm Mario!" The one in red said. "And i'm luigi!" The green one said before the two spun before making a pose "We're the Mario Bros!" They announced.
"Impressive!" Edd said, "You're like superheroes!" Ed excitedly said "Alright losers listen up!" Bowser said walking over, "The koopa cruiser is in the town square move out!" He said storming off with the 5 walking behind.
Later the group sort of split off in the square with Double D talking to some of the residents when he bumped into a turtle wearing a uniform. "My apologies sir I didn't see where I was going!" He painced to which the turtle shook his hands "Nah it's cool, i'm a bit lost myself. I got separated from the koopa troop, Do you know where Lord Bowser has gone?" He asked.
Double D thought about it. "I think I saw him heading in that direction." He said pointing north. "Oh, ok, Thanks! It's almost time to assemble and boy I can't miss that! I've gotta hurry!" The turtle ran off excitedly.
Double D turned and saw Eddy smacking a block with Ed nearby "Another mushroom? no thanks!" He said annoyed. "Can I have it Eddy?" Ed pleaded Eddy was about to toss it to him but a voice interrupted him
"Oh! Wow! My mushroom you got it for me?" Eddy looked at a toad "Uh yeah, why?" The toad jumped "Oh thank you so much yes! But… say you're going to the beanbean kingdom soon huh? You'd better keep it, then." The toad then rummaged in his pocket. "And take this as a gift!" He tossed the short boy a mushroom with brighter colors.
"Gee thanks…" Eddy mumbled as he gave the mushroom he got from the block to Ed as he leapt down. "I'm surprised you actually did that Eddy." Double D commented to his friend. "Hey I got a reward for it didn't I?" he smugly said as he walked past Double D and Ed ran in front of him "Look at my cool mushroom Double D! It's like the ones under my bed" He showed it off much to Double D's disgust.
Mario meanwhile put a 1 up mushroom he got from a citizen into his pocket along with a mushroom he got from a block when he met up with Luigi "Bowser's up there waiting for you, he's getting kinda mad." The younger brother said to him.
"Alright, he won't wait much longer, come on Luigi!" The two brothers went forward. They met up with the Eds and before the trio went further a voice interrupted them "Master mario!" An old toad riding a suitcase arrived.
"It would appear i'm just in time!" He hopped off the suitcase. "I have prepared a suitcase for you to take with you on your long journey. I'm quite sure it will prove useful, as it holds many items and outfits! Please take it!" Mario took the suitcase "Thank you toadsworth." He politely answered.
Toadsworth turned to the Eds "As for you three newcomers I shall give you this." He handed Double D a book, "It contains some useful notes on the beanbean kingdom! Use it well." Eddy gumbled at the lame gift. "Why thank you toadsworth, your gift shant be wasted!" He put it under his hat for safety.
"Now then, I have one more parting gift! As it were: Some funds for your trip!" Eddy immediately shot up when Toadsworth handed mario a sack full of coins. "Sweet not even one day here and we're raking in the dough!" He cheered.
"Oh, gracious! Master Luigi, are you going to the beanbean kingdom as well?" Toadsworth asked as Luigi shook his head. "No thanks, Adventuring Isn't my thing ya know, i'm just seeing mario off."
"Master Mario go on ahead I shall be awaiting you in front of the koopa cruiser." Toadsworth said before walking forward. "We shouldn't keep bowser waiting." Double D said "You're right… Let's a go." Mario said as the quartet and Luigi moved forward.
They saw a lone Koopa troopa, a Toad and toadsworth before a booming voice roared "MARIO AND YOU CHUMPS!" The group saw on a large turtle ship Bowser not looking happy. "You're late! What were you doing!" He yelled.
"I was being a good citizen.." Mario muttered. "We're leaving, so get on board and make it snappy!" Bowser yelled as the four ran up a walkway to the deck.
Bowser chuckled "Well so what do you think? Incredible isn't it? This is my Newest weapon: The Koopa cruiser!" Double D marveled at it. "It's an impressive piece of machinery I'll say that." Ed was excitingly running around "We have a monster buddy eddy!" He told his friend.
"Yeah more like an overbearing boss…" He grumbled. "Now all I need is my troops! KOOPA TROOP!" He roared with no one aside from Luigi and the koopa making any movement. "GAH! Where are they!" Bowser stomped his foot when he noticed something.
"What the, are you trying to join the koopa troop?" Bowser said pointing towards Luigi who was jumping in the air. "I see! I see! You want me to bring you along that badly huh?" Luigi looked around. "Me?" He nervously answered. "Yes you." Bowser answered. "Uh… N-no!" Luigi answered.
Bowser laughed. "Oh that's rich, don't be modest Green satche! You look like a real pain but i'll take you anyway!" Luigi took two steps backwards…before running off. "Hey get back here!" Bowser yelled before Luigi was knocked back by another koopa.
"Your Gnarliness! The troops have just arrived!" He turned back and yelled. "Hey the assembly area is over here you idiots!" Soon a loud rumble before a group of Koopas and small mushroom creatures charged forward and walked towards the ship and began boarding as Luigi snuck his way through the crowd.
"Now we can depart with an increased headcount too!" Bowser laughed as a koopa wearing wizards garb flew over to the king on a broom. "Your filthiness the boarding is now complete, except for one deserter." He explained.
"Take a wild guess who that is…" Mario sighed to the Eds. "What? Move it you idiots initiate Cruiser pursuit mode!" He ordered as the ship took off.
Luigi ran through toad town square as fast as he could but was eventually caught by a mechanical hand from the cruisers mouth and was dragged inside. As it flew off into the sky.
Later the mario bros and Eds were in the hull talking about their lives, "So you two are adventurers that save the princess from bowser." Edd threw back the information he learned to mario who nodded "Yup and you three try to get jawbreakers..."
"But they are so yummy!" Ed said. "And we fail most of the time due to the chumps at the cul de sac." Eddy complained. Luigi closed the suitcase "I put our mushrooms in here, this thing is spacy, it even fits our clothes!" He said astounded.
Soon the ships intercom whirred. "Mario, chumps! And...Mr. Green Mario Brother Guy! Look alive there, will you two? We're about to arrive in the Beanbean Kingdom! Arrange your stuff, and get ready to roll. Then report to the deck. Pronto!" It turned off as the group got up.
"Huh, better see what he wants…" Mario said starting the group off, they walked through the cruiser, a Koopa saw them "Hey! The guy with the sock cap!" He walked over to Edd "Thanks for helping me back in toad town, as a reward, have this!" He gave him a green mushroom. "That's a one up, it'll help ya sometime trust me."
"Thank you kind sir, I hope it shall come in handy." Edd nodded. The group continued forward until they passed a koopa taking pictures. "Hey, there! You 5!" It said causing the group to turn around "Whatchu want?" Eddy rudely asked.
"You're about to enter the Beanbean Kingdom, so you have your passports with you, right?" He asked. "I don't think so…" Mario responded awkwardly.
"Well, it looks like you've got a suitcase there...Tell you what: go ahead and open your suitcase, OK?" Luigi took the suitcase and opened it, inside the koopa grabbed five small books with the characters colors.
"Why, you've got 'em right here! But... Hey! There aren't any photos! These won't get you into the Beanbean Kingdom! No sir, no way, no how!" The koopa said with the bros and Edd saying "Oh no!" in shock
Eddy yawned and Ed went to his knees and begged to the koopa. "Please let into the bean relm turtle man!" The koopa kicked him off "Don't wig out about it, though. If we take your pictures here, you should be just fine. Since the Great Bowser has called you to the deck, I'll let you two cut the line."
"Sweet!" Eddy said "Looks like things are looking up for us boys!" The koopa motioned towards a mat. "Step onto the mat once you're ready! No hurry!"
Soon the Mario bros and Eds stepped on the pads and took their pictures, "Looking sharp guys!" Eddy said as he looked at his photo. "Great! I've taken passport photos for all of you! Aren't we all happy now? Happy all around!" the group thanked the koopa and then moved forwards.
Later they encountered a barrel blocking the path "Looks like we can't get through… oh well we tried." Luigi said turning around before being caught by Eddy "Hold on Green and lean! Ed be a woodpecker on that barrel!" He told the lump who went to the barrel and smashed it with his face.
"Done and Done Eddy!" He said with his normal glee "How…" Mario started before Double D stopped him "You shouldn't question Ed, lord knows I tried." He sighed.
They reached another blockage with a block, Eddy immediately hit it for any coins and "Hey? Where's my money!" he said annoyed a crane activated. It went towards a barrel then going to Luigi and picked him up by the overalls "Oh no!" he said failing around when a goomba came over "Uh-oh! Looks like the crane mistook you for cargo...That looks...uncomfortable. Hey! Since you're up there, why don't we use you as a lookout!" It said
"Mama mia…" Luigi sighed as Eddy and Ed laughed at his misfortune.
Later Mario, Bowser and the Eds were on the deck where Luigi was still on lookout "Your Rancidness!" The koopa with the broom said flying over. "We will soon pass over the border between the Mushroom and Beanbean Kingdoms" It told him.
"Hmm! Nice work! You can go back below decks." The koopa king ordered. As the Magikoopa flew off Luigi spotted something "Uh guys…" He started before a green orb hit the ship knocking Luigi down.
"RAWR! What now?" Bowser growled as a figure flew towards the ship. It was a green witch in a floating chair "Who would have thought that you'd catch up to the Great Cackletta in even a hundred million years?" She cackled
Bowser stomped his foot "You! You're the fiend who stole Peach's voice! How dare you pull off such a cool, evil plan?"
Mario stepped forward "Where'd you put her voice, or I swear im-a gonna go strikers on you." He growled.
Cackletta cackled again, "Oh, I dare! And now I'm going straight back to the Beanbean Kingdom so my next plan can take root! I have no time to chat with the likes of you!"
She snapped her fingers and a small man with a red coat appeared wearing a strange helmet.
"Fawful! Take care of this!" She ordered before flying away, "Come back here!" Mario yelled to the disappearing witch.
Fawful decided to speak up. "I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness!" He chortled.
While bowser and Mario looked furious at the guy the Ed's were helping Luigi up.
"What a loon." Eddy said about fawful.
"But he isn't a birdie Eddy." Ed said clueless. Double D just slapped his forehead.
"Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!" Fawful's helmet shot a green blast that knocked Bowser to the ground in one shot!
"Oh no! Turtle man speak to me!" Ed said rushing over to him. Fawful sneered at the group.
"Now is when the talking stops! I do not have the time to stop and smell foul roses such as you! One fell swoop is the way I will deal with you fink-rats!"
In an instant the ship was bombarded with the same orbs that incapacitated Bowser, Mario, Edd and Eddy dodged them best they could while Luigi and Ed were flailing their arms panicking. Soon the ship sparked and started to lose control before exploding, sending the Mario bros and Ed's careening to the earth below.
Meanwhile near the kingdoms border a pair of binoculars watched the explosion. "General Starshade! A massive explosion has been sighted, confirmation! I need confirmation!" Then he noticed a Red, Green, Dark green, orange and yellow trail of light in the sky.
"General Starshade! Meteorites confirmed!" Then the 5 "Meteorites" slammed into the ground. "Impact in Stardust Fields! Initiate recon!"
So Yeah the next chapter will be Stardust fields, also lets talk changes from the game to the story.
*All of the tutorials are skipped, since they don't really add anything to the story.
*A magikoopa appears at the begining to show some of Bowser's troops.
That's pretty much it, please Read and review!