PROLOGUE
Bullshit, If i can describe my current situation in any other way i probably wouldn't.
It's just a drink they said, You've just graduated they said now my instincts have always been sharper than most and my reflexes faster than lightning but going out for that one drink was probably not worth it, You see i had just graduated from my academy the top grades as always because my parents would expect nothing less, really it was going great i had a job planned, i wanted to start a life, Out of nowhere one of my so called "Buddies" Decided that going out drinking to celebrate our recent graduation was a really good idea, You want to take a fucking guess out of what happened man?, It went horrible sure it was fun that was before i started thinking this in my mind as a car is going full speed towards me my reflexes and normal state allowing me to keep calm instead of praying, judging how fast that car is going there's no way it'll stop without killing me in time besides the driver is probably drunk, I guess i really never got to do somethings i wanted like, yeah nothing comes to mind i mean when you have a Photographic memory and a brain that functions better than most I've basically memorized shonen jump my favorite being Naruto , Oh well guess imminent death is upon me now well guess it's over.
OVER IT IS NOT
I wake up in a dark room surrounded by darkly lit candles all of the sudden a figure appears before me it's clad in a robe a 6 black spheres are levitating on its back it seems to carry a staff of sorts for whatever reason i really don't give much fucks, suddenly it introduces it self.
"Welcome." It talks it's voice calm and soft yet it can be heard all across the room
"Hello" i respond to it unsure if it is a he or a she
"I am Hagoromo Otsusuki the progenitor of chakra itself, the father of all these "shinobi" " I respond "Yeah i'm aware of it you're that Naruto guy, Hey Whoever is out there this is a real funny prank jackass how about you let me out or i'll kick the old guys ass"
he suddenly chuckles to himself "You think this is funny?"
"relax child'" he lifts up his hood i am met with a familiar face, the face of the father of all chakra from the Naruto universe.
"Cool."
Hagoromo face faults as his expression resembles a man that just shit out a brick
"i reveal you that something that you humans think is fake is real and all you say is cool?
"Yeah pretty much i mean what's the point in overreacting old man?"
Hagoromo reveals a tick mark "'anyhow i've brought you here to join my own "universe" per se the outcomes of the final fight aren't favorable per say"
"Cool when do i sta-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" a portal opens under me as Hagoromo laughs "right now brat,"
Somehow i knew this was gonna make even more of a fucked up mess.