A/N – This is my second fic! Hope you like it.

Disclaimer – I own NOTHING!

Nursing Home

Meet the Gang

Rin was laying in bed waiting looking at the ceiling. 'When are they going to come and pick me up?'

Two nurses entered the room, bringing a wheel chair. "Hi Rin! Are you ready to go?" they asked in unison.

"Yes I am Ah and Un! Ready to go fight demons?" She smiled at them. Ah turned to his twin brother and shook his head.

"Sure we are…let's bring you to the others." They brought her out of bed and placed her in the wheel chair. They wheeled her into the lobby and placed her at a table and waited for the others to arrive.

Sesshoumaru was watching T.V. in his room. His nurse was looking at some younger pictures of him. She giggled. 'He was cute when he was younger!' Sesshoumaru growled.

"Stupid human woman! I wish for you to bring me to my table now!" Sesshoumaru yelled.

"Fine, fine! Come Sess…"

HE growled again. "I mean …milord…" She said rolling her eyes.

"Wait!" Sango yelled, "My boomerang!" She extended her arms towards it.

"Okay hold on!" Her nurse yelled as she handed Sango the little boomerang that her brother Kohaku had given her when he went to Australia.

The nurse wheeled Sango out to the table. Everyone had finally arrived.

They all stared at each other. "Brother." Inuyasha growled.

"That's HALF brother to you, half-breed!" Sesshoumaru yelled.

"What are you going to do about it? HUH?! That's what I thought!" Inuyasha smirked.

"I'll scratch you with my claws!" Sesshoumaru exclaimed.

"Sesshoumaru they gave us manicures yesterday! They cut your nails remember!" Kagome stated and Sesshoumaru just 'humphed'.

"Well I'll defend my self with my sword!" Inuyasha shouted. He grabbed at his waist and pulled out his cane. "Ha! Beat that!"

Sesshoumaru didn't even try. His sword/cane couldn't hurt anyone. The nurses had put Styrofoam around his so that it wouldn't hurt anyone.

'Stupid humans! Just because I hit my servant Jaken a few times didn't mean they could humiliate me like this!' Sesshoumaru thought.

"Stop you two! Well guess what I found?" Shippo questioned.

"What did you find Shippo?" Kagome asked.

"FOX FIRE!" He shouted. Everyone in the nursing home probably heard him.

"Good job, Shippo!" Sango clapped as she looked at the beaming Shippo who was holding a lighter.

"Finally I---" Shippo was cut of as 5 nurses came with fire extinguishers on hand and sprayed him until he looked like a snowman.

"On no! Poor Shippo!" Rin wailed.

"My fire is still not strong enough if these demons could so easily extinguish it!" Shippo cried as the male nurses took him away.

"Ah!" Miroku screamed clutching his right hand in pain.

"OH! Miroku, is it your curse?" Sango asked worriedly.

"Yes, sadly! I can't wait to kill that Naraku!" Miroku said turning to an old man across the room. "If I don't kill him I will be killed my curse, just like my father and grandfather."

His right hand was all bandaged because of the surgery and Rin had made him a necklace to put on it because she thought it looked ugly.

Miroku had cancer in his right arm and it was gradually spreading. It was hereditary and both his father and grandfather had died from it.

He needed a transplant, but the only match for a donor was Naraku. The only problem was Naraku wasn't dead and he didn't plan on dieing any time soon.

"One of these days we'll kill that guy!"

Then Kikyo wheeled over and sat next to Inuyasha, which made Kagome angry.

"Hey Inuyasha…how are you?" Kikyo asked giving him a kiss on the cheek. Kagome was fuming; smoke was literally coming out of her ears.

"I'm okay…" Inuyasha blushed.

"Will you become human for me?" She asked.

"Sure." Inuyasha replied in a daze.

"Stupid half-breed." Sesshoumaru grumbled.

"Hurray! Now we can be together FOREVER!" Kikyo squealed.

"Hurray!" Kagome muttered sarcastically.

"Here's a toast to the new couple!" Naraku stated raising his glass. No one had noticed him approach. They all picked up their glasses.

"To the new couple!" They all said in unison.

They all took a sip of their orange juice. Sango couldn't quite make it to her mouth and Rin's hands shook so much she spilt all over herself which made her burst out crying.

"Stupid human." Sesshoumaru said handing her a napkin.

Kikyo clutched her stomach as she fell over. The nurses ran over to her and put her on a stretcher.

"How could you try and kill me, Inuyasha? You were supposed to become human and be with me!" They started pulling her away. "Go to hell!" she yelled back to him.

Naraku smiled as he pushed his walker over to another table.

"No Kikyo! I will follow you to Hell like you said!"

"Oh no! What happened to Kikyo?" Kagome asked with a fake concern.

"Naraku poisoned her!" Miroku yelled. "He wanted Kikyo all for himself!"

"I'll help you kill him!" Inuyasha yelled. They started to wheel their wheelchairs over to him, when the nurses took them away.

"Attention please! Nurses please bring all residents to their rooms at this time!" the voice said over the intercom.

The next day was the same. They met at their table like they usually did.

"Guess what I heard!" Kagome exclaimed.

"What?" Rin asked.

"Kikyo died! Isn't that SO sad!" Kagome stated sarcastically.

"That's so sad!" Rin cried. We'll need flowers for her funeral. She wheeled away with a maniac smile on her face.

"Look!" Sango shouted. A few workers were dragging in a clay statue of Kikyo. Kagome paled. They placed it in the corner.

"Kikyo's back!" Inuyasha yelled as he wheeled over to the statue.

"Oh goodie!" Kagome muttered sarcastically.

Sango followed him over to the statue. "Inuyasha, what does that say? I am sure your good demon eye-sight can see it." Sango said.

"It says…In loving memory of Kikyo Miko. R.I.P. Made in Japan copyrighted by Demon Orasue INC."

"Oh…so Kikyo what happened to you?" Sango asked turning to the statue.

"She must be so shocked from the whole thing." Inuyasha said with concern.

"Oh…we had better leave her alone then." Sango said as they went back over to the others.

"Awe poor Kikyo. She must be so traumatized!" Inuyasha said.

"Attention everyone! Nurses please bring everyone to their rooms at this time!" the voice said over the intercom.

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