Hi! I've read a few 'what if?' Sweeney Todd parodies, so I decided to make some too, purely because I need a break from the serious stuff. So, I've decided to add some POTC characters in there just to jazz it up. This all takes place on a random chat room and this one happens to be called 'Chat Room 666' (THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST). So, read and see what you think! I really need another opinion on this!

Disclaimer: Nope. I do not own POTC or Sweeney Todd (because I don't get out that much xD)

Conversation 1# : Paranoia

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Hello? Is any1 online?

(RumObsessedFreak has now joined chat room 666)

RumObsessedFreak: Yo.

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: U new?

RumObsessedFreak: Sort of.

(RumObsessedFreak adds TheDevilsPersonalBarber to friends)

RumObsessedFreak: Whts ur name in rl?

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: I'm srry. Tht is private information. U could be sum1 aftr me!

RumObsessedFreak: Wht? Wht th hell dude? Im right outside ur shop rite now. I wuz just checkin I wuz at the rite place.

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: AGH! WHT? I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE! THEY'RE AFTER MEH! 0_O

RumObsessedFreak: Wht? No. I jst wanted 2 ask if u had any rum. Im all out.

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: AGH NEVER! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! *_*

RumObsessedFreak: Whoa. R u high or something? O_O

(Sweeney'sFutureAngel666 has now joined chat room 666)

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Oh no. Mrs. L. Crp is tht u? O_O

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: Heeeeeeeyy how r uuu? ;) xxx

RumObsessedFreak: Bgger. Not another high one e_e

(TheDevilsPersonalBarber whispers to RumObsessedFreak): She's not high. She's just blatantly...

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: Whore is R.O.F? xx

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: *Who? xx

RumObsessedFreak: Soz, can't tell u- MODERATORS!

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666:Oh kk. x

(TheDevilsPersonalBarber whispers to Sweeney'sFutureAngel666):Mrs L? R.O.F sez e is outside ma shop! I THINK HE IS AN ALCOHOLIC!

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: LOL! Withhh a namee likee R.O.F e problee is an alcoholic! xxxx

RumObsessedFreak: O_O R U GUYS TALKIN ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK!

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: ... x

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: ...

RumObsessedFreak: ?

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: ... x

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Yes.

(RumObsessedFreak has now left chat room 666)

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: Y did u tell him? xx

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Well wht wuz I supposed 2 say?

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: Nooo! DUH! xx

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Oh wel. E is not outside ma shop. I thnk e was lyin!

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: LLLOL! GUESS WHT? xx

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: KITTIES WITH RAINBOWS!

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: Huhhh? Xx

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: WHT? OUT WI' IT WOMAN!

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: Oh. LMAO! Ther is this rlly weird looking guy lookin at meh. E sed e wanted RUM! LOL! Is e jokin or summet? I can't affrd tht! xx

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: ... O_O

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: WHT?

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Mrs L. Stay firmly in the position u r sat in now!

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: Wht? Y?x

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Coz it is him. He is... AFTER MEH! 8O

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: Oh Mr T! Ave u been to the Opium 'ouse again? xx

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Nooooooooo WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY xx 8)

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: Mr T… xx

(Sweeney'sFutureAngel666 has just added TheDevilsPersonalBarber to Romantic Interests)

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH xx 8)

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: I knew it. U r soo paranooiid ! xx

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: IMMA ON THE HIGHHH WAYY 2 HELLLLL... xx 8D

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: Omg. Ur completely stoned xD xx

(IAmMoreEvilThanS.T has now entered chat room 666)

IAmMoreEvilThanS.T: Hello Cretins! -_-

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: Hiyaa! Are u new?

IAmMoreEvilThanS.T: No. Are you?

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: OMG HE DON'T USE TEXT SPEAK O_O

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: OMG!

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: OMG!

IAmMoreEvilThanS.T: Who is TheDevilsPersonalBarber?

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: 3Sweeney Todddd... my heart belongs with u darlinn xx 3

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: UGH.

IAmMoreEvilThanS.T: Uh oh...

(RumObsessedFreak has now entered chat room 666)

IAmMoreEvilThanS.T: Is that you Sparrow?

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Lmao. Bird brain!

RumObsessedFreak: Yo. Barber guy, I must warn ye, I have a bigger weapon that I can impale u with than ur petty razors.

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: Lmao. R u talkiinn bout ur big dic...

IAmMoreEvilThanS.T: Wait a minute? Did you say TheDevilsPersonalBarber was Sweeney Todd?

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: Yeahhhh *sigh* x

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: NO. I'M A CHRISTMAS FAIRY. HULLABALOO. 8D

IAmMoreEvilThanS.T: Oh. Shit.

(IAmMoreEvilThanS.T has now left chat room 666)

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: Who was tht? xx

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Dunno.

RumObsessedFreak: I know. ^_^

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: WHO xx

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: WHO

RumObsessedFreak: Dr WHO!

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: WHT ? x

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA not funnee =(

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: Tell uussss lovee xxx

RumObsessedFreak: Nein. Du bist schrecklich.

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: !

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: Wow. U can speak German? Thatss sooooo cool ! xx

RumObsessedFreak: Danke schön.

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: WHT. That's stupid!

RumObsessedFreak: *SMUG FACE*

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: Well, Mr T, I think its really sexy! *wink wink* xx

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: WHT? U FANCY THIS GUY? U HAVENT EVEN MET HIM!

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: E's in ma shop rite nowww ! xx

(Sweeney'sFutureAngel666 has just added RumObsessedFreak to Romantic Interests)

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: O_O wht.

RumObsessedFreak: BAM. U just got owned by a baker xD

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Hahaha. That's heart breaking.

(Sweeney'sFutureAngel666 whispers to RumObsessedFreak): Can u speak any other languages ? xx

RumObsessedFreak: *Smiles smugly and clears throat* Sweeney'sFutureAngel666 est vraiment belle. J'adore les cheveux de Sweeney'sFutureAngel666.

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: *dies* OMG! THATS SO SWEET! xxx

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Do u even know wht it means Mrs L?

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: No. But I've had a gd guess. Can u speak any other language Mr T? x

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Ahem... so who wuz the dude thn?

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: Sweeney. X

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: SWEEENEYYYY. Wht? Who wuz the dude?

RumObsessedFreak: Blackbeard.

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Pfft. Naa. U r a LIAR!

RumObsessedFreak: *raises eyebrow* oh yeah? Thn u speak another language wise boy.

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Umm...

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: dearie... x

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: ...

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: ... lu lu siisjdncnhjkasfhjgkhfk hdjkfh jufik jdsdchjs jkfuefkfkdsiajfsaipp

RumObsessedFreak: xD EPIC FAIL

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: And wht does tht mean Sweens? X

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: ...

RumObsessedFreak: *SMUG FACE*

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: ...U are better looking than Lucy.

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: Ur just jealous coz I think ROF is more charmin thn u. xxx

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: =( Mrs L...

RumObsessedFreak: FAIL

Sweeney'sFutureAngel666: Aren't u? X

RumObsessedFreak: ... ?

TheDevilsPersonalBarber: I'll b at the Opium House if u need me. =(

(TheDevilsPersonalBarber has now left chat room 666)

Aww. Poor Sweeney! Please review. There may be another 'chapter' in store for you!

SecretSparrowTodd, forever in your gratitude ;)

Keep writing, reading and reviewing! xx