Chapter 1

Disclaimer I do not own Naruto or Tenchi Muyo but I do Own Kuma Asayake

12:30 am

"YOU DID WHAT!!" Yells Ryoko noticing that Tenchi did not come back with Ryo-Ohki. "w...well.. she...just...kinda...disappeared... just..Poof.. I..have... no... clue...were...she...went." said a very startled Tenchi. "Ok" " then well then how could we find her" says a slowly calming down Ryoko. " well we could go to the spot and then put up flyer's around the city but that might not help" says Tenchi slowly calming down himself. "WHAT IS ALL OF THIS RAKET" says Ayeka just waking up from all the sounds of yelling wearing her violet bath robe. "YOU ARE GOING TO WAKE UP SASAMIE." says Ayeka louder then before. "Tenchi lost Ryo-Ohki." says Ryoko floating up over the table to get a nice warm cup of sake to calm her down. "I told you before she just disappeared in a poof of smoke." "WHAT" says Ayeka. "Wow cool your jets Ayeka you will end up being the one to wake Sasami up." says Ryoko just getting the sake bottle open. "To late" says a small voice coming down the steps. "oh Sasami did Ryoko wake you up with her yelling" says Ayeka in a mothering tone. "actually, no you did with your yelling" said Sasami slowly waking up "well why don't i make you guys some of my famous pork rice balls" says Sasami " I better go get a carrot for little Ryo-Ohki...RYO-OHKI I GOT A CARROT FOR YOU. Ryo-Ohki. I wonder were she is she always comes when I have a

carrot"

6:00 am

"Hey guys were is Ryo-Ohki I was wondering around in her favorite spots for a couple of hours were is she." said a very tired Sasami " well we were going to tell you but you walked out side to fast and we did not have the chance to tell you that she disappeared last night at about mid-night when Tenchi was walking back home she just disappeared right in front of Tenchis very eyes." says Ayeka in kind of a dream like state. " GOOD MORNING EVERY BODY" yells Washu as she walks out of her room in her usual perkiness. " Hey ryoko you are up unusually early and you are not as agitated" looking around. "Hey Tenchi were is the little fuzz ball who tries to attack me every morning" says Washu in a concerned manor. " DO I HAVE TO FUCKING TELL EVERY ONE" yells Tenchi just as agitated as ever knowing that he has at least 2 more people to tell. "well, Mrs.Washu she disappeared on my way home and don't ask I have no clue what happened to her. Also the reason ryoko is not as agitated is she is as drunk really really drunk. She had 8 bottles of sake last night i only had 1.5 and then I was out cold. "Oh" said Washu "I have an idea why don't we..." she did not even finish her sentence because all of a sudden a note appeared out of the middle of no were stating.

Dear the masaki family and guests,

My name is Pain I am the leader of a group known as the Akatsuki. A group that wants to kill all the demean carriers in the world. We took your little pet into are world so that we could examine it. IF you want your pet back i suggest you come quick or else you will never see it again.

From,

Pain

"Who is Pain?" says a very startled Sasami. " ha ha pain pain pain I knew this day would come I knew it was only a matter of time till you figured out how to get into my world wow well maybe this was meant to be" said Washu with a smirk in her face. "WHAT" yelled the group "12 years ago I made a portal to a different dimension. I went to a world full of ninja and many other assorted things but i left and thought that he would not be able to get back to are dimension." said a now glared at Washu. "But why then is he mad at you you never did anything to him" said Ayeka very concerned about her safety. "Well I released the nine tailed Fox demon out" said Washu beginning to remember that day "what is a fox demon" said Ryoko laying down on the floor next to Washu " well a fox demon is something that well it is kinda like a spirit in are realm" said washu wishing to change subjects. "Ok" said Ryoko no drifting back into a sleep. " Hey Mrs.Washu do you have that portal still" said Tenchi. "for a matter of fact I do but it is slightly damaged" said Washu with a twinkle in her Eye. "Well can you fix it Enough for it to work to at least get you and me threw." said Tenchi "YES" said washu "I just need about 3 hours" said Washu already walking out the door of the now very happy kitchen "Thank you" Yelled Tenchi "Now I need you guys to do somethings Ayeka you go and round up the logs and pack some clothes for the trip. Ryoko you do research on the traditional garb for the trip so that we don't look like idiots. Mihoshi you need to get your hands on all the weapons you can get. Sasami you know your job make all the food you can think off for the trip we may be gone for a wile. Everyone got it" "Yes" yelled the group in unison "ok then off we go we have a long trip for us so be prepared."

End of chapter one Please review

POLL No naruto hinata. Not that I dont like them I just cant write them

so who should Naruto be with

Washu with and who should Kuma be with