A Tribute to Tribute
By The Ripperette
A year ago I wrote a series of poems called Tribute...I had one for all the lower-carders, and some to the mid carders. Today, I went back and read them. WOW - did I really do RVD bashing?! Jeeez. The only thing that hasn't changed is my fandom of Rhyno and Christian. And Al...boy...did I say I miss Eddie's mullet? Sheesh.
Raw is War on Monday night
Watching all of Raw's stars fight
Having to listen to Eric Bischoff
(Wishing he'd quite frankly piss off)
Smackdown's on every week
Having to watch Test (of course) really reeks
At least now Christian is a champ once more
But he's 'owned' by Steph (stupid whore)
One year ago these poems began
And now it seems my creativity has ran
But I'm still watching my TV
For some reason, now, a real big fan of RVD
Tommy, Tommy what the hell are you eating?
And what is that that Raven's wearing?
Is it a skirt, a kilt or dress?
(Yours is as good as my lame guess)
If I had watched when I was a little tike,
Which wrstler would I have grown to like?
I would like to think it would be HBK
And that I would still like him to today
So many people come and go
One day RTC, Godfather's back to ho's!
I usually love the Hardcore belt,
But when Bradshaw got that new one I was like, "What the hell?"
This 'Tribute' is getting pretty long
Practically a year old, but still going strong!
Well, I don't know how wrestler's keep their fitness
But hey, God bless this crazy-ass business!
Oi...rather lame, but I liked writing these, even if they get dumber and dumber...
By The Ripperette
A year ago I wrote a series of poems called Tribute...I had one for all the lower-carders, and some to the mid carders. Today, I went back and read them. WOW - did I really do RVD bashing?! Jeeez. The only thing that hasn't changed is my fandom of Rhyno and Christian. And Al...boy...did I say I miss Eddie's mullet? Sheesh.
Raw is War on Monday night
Watching all of Raw's stars fight
Having to listen to Eric Bischoff
(Wishing he'd quite frankly piss off)
Smackdown's on every week
Having to watch Test (of course) really reeks
At least now Christian is a champ once more
But he's 'owned' by Steph (stupid whore)
One year ago these poems began
And now it seems my creativity has ran
But I'm still watching my TV
For some reason, now, a real big fan of RVD
Tommy, Tommy what the hell are you eating?
And what is that that Raven's wearing?
Is it a skirt, a kilt or dress?
(Yours is as good as my lame guess)
If I had watched when I was a little tike,
Which wrstler would I have grown to like?
I would like to think it would be HBK
And that I would still like him to today
So many people come and go
One day RTC, Godfather's back to ho's!
I usually love the Hardcore belt,
But when Bradshaw got that new one I was like, "What the hell?"
This 'Tribute' is getting pretty long
Practically a year old, but still going strong!
Well, I don't know how wrestler's keep their fitness
But hey, God bless this crazy-ass business!
Oi...rather lame, but I liked writing these, even if they get dumber and dumber...