Kankuro couldn't sleep. He tossed, he turned, he flipped, he flopped, but nothing worked. Eventually, he decided that some food would help him fall asleep. He tiptoed out of his room and crept downstairs into the kitchen. He opened the door and sifted through the various choices.
Tuna, leftover liver, vegetables, and some chicken…and a Pepsi.
Kankuro snatched the soda along with a piece of fried chicken. He slowly nibbled on his meal until he heard a noise behind him. He turned around and…
"Gaara, what the hell? Are you nocturnal or something?"
His psychotic younger brother hung upside down from a chandelier, eyeing Kankuro oddly.
"If I sleep, it will awaken."
"Oh, right. Well, could you at least stay in your room?"
Gaara looked toward the stairs and muttered, "Baki snores. Also, the noises coming from Temari's room disturb me."
Kankuro cursed. "It must be that stupid pineapple-head, Shikamaru. I'm too tired to beat the stuffing outta him. I'll take him in the morning"
Gaara nodded in agreement.
"Gosh, I'm not tired enough to sleep. How can Baki do it so easily? Oh well, nothing I can do about it."
"How about eating a little less sugar, hunh, fatass?"
"Shut up, raccoon."
"What did you just call me…?"
"Err…"
Gaara sighed. "Whatever. You're not worth it. So, what now? None of us want to sleep."
Kankuro pondered this for a moment.
"Err…well, I did always wonder why Baki-sensei covers half of his face…"
"Me too. Let's check it out."
Kankuro and Gaara crept into Baki's room. His loud snores and sleep-talking were even louder than before.
"Okay, I'll watch while you remove it."
"Fine. You're such a chicken, Kankuro."
"Shut up…"
Gaara slowly edged toward Baki's bed. He put his hand on the curtain and slowly…
"Augh!"
Temari's ears perked up at the loud, agonized scream. She quietly pushed Shikamaru off of her and went to Baki's room.
"What the hell is going on here…?"
Gaara and Kankuro lay on the floor, trembling. Temari looked up, and…
"Oh my god, Baki's a bishie!"