Introduction

So, if you are reading this, get ready for a whole documentary of my life. You will laugh, cry, smile, frown and even wrinkle your nose in disgust (because of my 'oh-so-clever' best friend Naruto).

So, this is my life as Sakura Haruno. You will usually see that I'm either in the library, the computer room in school, my room or that Cheesy McCheese fast-food joint downtown next to the cemetery. Especially when Owlie the Kitten plays his ukulele on Sunday nights.

*Squee!*

Hey, don't judge.

I always drag Sasuke and Naruto to that place and get my favourite coleslaw extra cheese taco with guacamole nachos. Yeah, yeah, wrinkle your nose all you want, but it's freakin' amazing.

But speaking of nachos, this brings me back to the time when Chouji Ackimichi ate sixteen bowlfuls of them with extra-extra cheese and mushrooms without stopping for even a sip of water. But that idiocy got him two hours straight in Naruto's (poor, poor) bathroom. My poor blonde-haired bestie wouldn't stop groaning about the smell. So I was forced to buy twenty seven and a half (yes, I counted. Shoot me) cans of ramen scented air freshener and spray his whole apartment until I was afraid my eyes would drown in their own sockets. I don't know why they sell those things but it got Naruto to shut up. I'm happy.

But of course, Naruto, being Naruto, came to my apartment the next day drenched in the putrid smell of ramen and flopped onto my (gorgeous and very expensive) couch, whining about how his whole nerve system is running with ramen. It was such a comical scene of Naruto complaining about ramen that I whipped out my phone and took a video right until he stopped crying and started sniffling instead. I posted the video on YouTube and was not at all surprised about the disbelieving comments and the 100k+ views that came in less than a day.

When Naruto saw the video, he completely disregarded the fact that he made an utter and complete fool of himself and started running down the street with a shirt that said 'No Ramen', screaming "I HATE RAMEN! I HATE RAMEN!" for more fame.

That's Naruto for you.

Well, I had to run after him screaming, "NARUTO! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW!?"

Yeah, little children gasped while old ladies fanned themselves with their (cheapo, *giggle giggle*) bags and screamed, "Young lady! Language!"

I stopped in front of them and smiled, saying, "English, ma'am," and took off running after Naruto with a gaping mouth and flailing arms. Just because I could.

Sasuke was busy crossing the street with a set of brand new black headphones and his (fudging awesome) iPod. I crashed into him and when I got back on my feet, stepped on his chest on purpose before taking off once more after my idiot blonde. Just because I could.

That resulted in Sasuke running after me, catching up not long after (damn his long legs) and tackling me to the ground, growling about how I broke his, and I quote, "wireless, Bluetooth mode headphones with that sexy lady's voice telling you to charge the damn thing".

Yeah, he had it bad. He wouldn't talk to me for a whole week so I was forced to buy him another set of headphones. I was astounded to see that he didn't even care that it was not wireless and not Bluetooth mode. He seemed to jump for joy when the 'sexy lady's' voice came on saying, "Connected to Samsung Galaxy A5." And that was when he was using his 'Samsung Galaxy A5'instead of his iPod. Damn rich people and their fancy-shmancy stuff . . .

I have no idea how many phones and devices he has, but I know it's more than my one measly little phone. I also have a computer and a laptop, but it doesn't really help that I only use those things for school.

Anyway, since we are obviously talking about Sasuke (I don't know why the hell, though), let me get you in on a little secret. You know Sasuke's brother, Itachi? Yeah, well, I might just have quite a big crush on him. You can't blame me, though. Because you can't deny that you have a whole file on your phone for pictures of him only. I know I do. Only my pictures are real and of when I took pictures of him, not like the fan-art ones you have from Google or deviantART or Pinterest or something. -_-

Mine are from camera. And there's one where he has my arm around me and he's holding up he's phone and taking the picture while I make a peace sign, looking cute beyond words with my hair pinned to the side and double-layered lip-gloss. I swear, when he asked me to take a picture, I could have died. And after he took the picture, when I asked, "Why did you ask?" he replied with a smirk and, "We're friends, and I'd love to show off to my Akatsuki friends that I have such a cute friend like you."

I almost fainted.

Yeah, be jealous.

Very jealous.

Not because of the fainant, but because of the 'show off to my friends' thing.

But my crush on him is not all because of his (*coughgodlyangelicotherwordforsmokinghotcough*) looks. He is damn calm and has such a brilliant mind. He loves to read and we often find ourselves discussing World War II and the possible future reasons for World War III, to which I always say, "I think Sasuke and Naruto will be the cause. If not Sasori and Deidara." And Itachi will always chuckle and flick me on the forehead saying, "You really are something."

Well of course I almost fainted because he touched me, but I also felt a bit unsatisfied. Because I can't really be nothing, can I? Everyone's something. I wanna be more than something. I wanna be a . . . a . . . one thing, his one thing. Does that make sense? I know it doesn't. Shut up. You talk too much.

And I know that you are waiting for the point where I stop talking about the past and start talking about the present. But as you can see, this is just the introduction.

Anyway, I will quench your need for the happenings of today in just a few more words. Let's go over what I already told you shall we? So yeah, I have a crush on Itachi Uchiha; my best friends are Sasuke and Naruto. Naruto completely destroyed my couch when he dropped onto it stinking of ramen . . . that pretty much sums up the past. Now . . .

Onto the Future!

(Or present if you wanna be logical . . . just saying . . . oh, shut up, you talk too much.)

AN/ Hello everybody!

So, this is a new story I'm busy working on, and please tell me what you guys wanna see in it. Ideas are free to give, please! PM me if you have a scene in mind that you want me to add in the story, and p.s. This is multisaku, unless you guys decide to decide otherwise.

Ha-ha.

Anywhosen! Review please! I'd sleep better, I think reviews are like insomnia pills for writers. But that's just me, I guess! ;-P

Lots of love and apologies for the long author's note XD

~Serene