The MIS-Adventures of Miyazawa & May in:

Jerome "Cucumber" Holowitz

The Island of Weird Wally

Following Season 5 of "Miyazawa & May", Cucumber and his crew decided to take a short vacation. And it was also a mandatory one, too. The villains in the Yuki-Haruka-Verse were sent away to Prison Island, located in the southern part of the Pacific Ocean, as a miniscule island, near South America. On behalf of those villains that have been taken away to a nice solitary cell, in hopes of assuring the peace in the Alternate Worlds… I'd like to make this small statement:
GOOD RIDDANCE, YOU STUPID EVIL LITTLE SCUMBAGS! I HOPE YOU ROT IN YOUR CELL IN HE-!

NOTE: Apologies for the rude prologue. This story is in tribute to Freakazoid, one of Cucumber's favorite superheroes, in which I DO NOT own.

Above the skies of the alternate worlds, a huge silver and red jumbo jet was flying in the air, with the banner marked "Prison Air". Aboard the plane, Cucumber, a man with a bald head and a green shirt, was flying the plane. His brother, Mike, a man with a blue hat and shirt, was sitting in the cockpit, beside him. Cucumber was flying the plane, smiling in joy.

He cheered, "I'm flying a plane~! I'm flying a plane~!"

"Hi, kids!" He said to the 4th wall, "I'm Cucumber. If you recall Season 5, I'm taking a job, by sending these uncouth villains, still alive, to a minimum security prison, until the worlds are-."

Mike pointed at the window, "Plane."

Cucumber pulled the controls, as the plane zoomed past a huge 747 airplane. Cucumber sighed in relief, as Mayura Ichikawa appeared, in a red stewardess uniform, saying to him, "That was quite a jolt, Cuke!"

He continued, "Anyway, until these worlds are fixed, and with that refugee camp closed down, due to Byakuya Kuchiki's death, I'm in charge of bringing these vile villains to jail. You could say that the Soul Reapers are in mourning."

Mike pointed at the window, "Blimp."

Cucumber pulled the controls, as it whizzed by a huge Zeppelin. Cucumber sighed, as Mayura came out, saying to him, "That was quite a jolt, Cuke!"

He said to the 4th wall, "By the way, Miz-K was to show up, but he disappeared, during a call. Weird… So, I had all my friends from Season Five, including the ones I liked, to assist me in this matter. Because Miz-K Takase doesn't have what I have – a crack team of staff members, and good friends."

Mike pointed at the window, "Melonman."

The plane dunked down in the sky, as it went past a very huge Melonman, with Casaba Melon skin, moaning in a raspy tone. Mayura came out and said, "That was quite a jolt, Cuke!"

Cucumber then smiled and cheered, "Boy, being a pilot is real neat-o!"

Mike said, "You're doing real good, bro."

Mayura asked, "How's it going, guys?"

Cucumber said, "Doing okay, Mayura. Are the prisoners all right?"

Mayura said, "Well, they are fine. Let me, Seina-bot, and Setsuna worry about the prisoners. You flyboys worry about your high flying."

Mike smiled, "So, how much longer, before we drop these criminals off to Prison Island, Jerry?"

Cucumber said, "Well, if my instruments are correct, and wind resistance at 65.9 knots, we could make it… a smooch longer."

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Setsuna's screams were heard, as Mayura said, "Uh-oh. Sounds like Setsuna needs me. Happy flying."

As she left, Mike then pointed at the window, "Hippo."

The plane was headed towards a floating King Hippo, eating a huge watermelon. The plane dove down, as Cucumber dodged the huge boxer. It flew past him, as the plane continued on.

Inside the plane, Setsuna, Seina, and Mayura were serving to the prisoners.

Prisoners include: Prussia (in a straitjacket, after being spooked; his crime, stealing Silesia from Austria); Ayame Sohma & Osaka (in custody; their crime, countless plots, obeying Onigiri); Matt Ishida (arrested by Percival Gaynes; his crime, Grand Theft Android, namely the AROS Love Wife, a.k.a. his wife, Sora Takenouchi); Lightning & Dakota-zoid (vanished by Aya Hoshino; their crime, surviving Antagony members); Angelica Pickles (caught by Cucumber (AGAIN); her crime, many counts of being a bad girl)

Seina, a gynoid with a red suit and brown hair, served some water to Matt, a man with spiky blonde hair, as she beeped, "Here you go, Prisoner #24601."

Matt replied, "Actually, I'm Prisoner #71743. He's Prisoner #24601."

He pointed at Prussia, a man with a straitjacket and white hair, as he was still shivering in fright, uncured from his shock, "Suck it, awesome! I am Loser!"

Seina felt his head and scanned, "Processing… Processing… Temperature – 103 degrees. You're hot blooded. Go on and check it, and see."

Matt called, "And get me some orange juice. Water is good for me, but I need vitamin C."

Setsuna, a girl with black hair in a side-ponytail, shivered, "Right away, sir."

Lightning, a dark-skinned boy in a blue and yellow jersey with white hair, called to Setsuna, "Hey, Third String! You gave me turkey! Lightning wants chicken! SHA-BAWK!"

He threw the plate at Setsuna, who was panicking. Lightning continued, "How's Lightning going to keep his protein up with airline food?"

Osaka, a girl with brown hair and a pink uniform, called to her, "These peanuts are stale."

Seina stated, "Well, you get what you deserve, since you're prisoners. Plus, I cooked the meat, just right, fresh from this morning, ready for lunch."

The prisoners started to argue at Setsuna and Seina, as Mayura yelled, "HEY! Leave my robot friend and Setsuna alone! They're doing the best they can!"

They pouted, as everyone was silent. Mayura held Setsuna, who was crying. Seina smiled, "Don't cry, Setsuna. I'll take it from here."

The three girls left, as the prisoners laugh, mocking Setsuna. As they laughed, Angelica, a bratty girl with blonde pigtails, was nervous, as she was on the plane. It shook, as she yelped, "ACK! What's that?"

Dakota-zoid, a girl with orange skin, green hair, and razor-sharp claws, responded, "It's nothing, cellmate. It just turbulence. Relax."

Angelica barked, "HOW can I relax, when we're 30,000 feet in the air, when my arch-nemesis is flying the plane, himself?"

Cucumber spoke on the PA, "Uhh… Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain, Jerry "Cucumber" Holowitz, speaking. Uhh, I like to take this opportunity to welcome you aboard to Prison Air. We've realized that you made a lot of good choices, so, a big thank you for choosing us. I'd also like to point out some of the scenic-."

Mike interrupted him and said, "Plane."

The plane tilted, as Setsuna was rolling down the aisle, screaming.

Cucumber said, through the PA, "Uhh, as I was saying, I'd also like to point out some of the scenic landmarks, throughout the AU messer-upper, and along the plane. To our right, is the right wing. And over on the right, you can see Britain's favorite landmark, Big Ben, somewhere where you can see it."

The prisoners viewed it, as they were amazed. He added, "And on your left, there we see France's landmark, out of nowhere, the Eiffel Tower. Anything can happen in this huge Moji Mikisa. And if you look in your right again, you'll see something special."

Angelica looked out the window and jeered, "Oh, what? Is it a dumb gwemlin?"

A green mask appeared and shouted, "OOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA!"

Angelica shrieked, as she was back on her seat. The mask revealed an old man with glasses and overalls. He laughed, "Stupid prisoner! HO-HO-HA-HA!"

Cucumber smiled and said, "Wasn't he great? Eustace Bagg, passengers. I'm sure you remembered him in "The Gang – IN-COLOR". Give him a hand, ladies and gentlemen."

They clapped slowly and nervously, laughing lightly. Angelica felt sick. She grabbed a barf bag, and then puked. Dakota-Zoid asked her, "You eating that?"

XXXXX

One hour later, as the plane flew, Cucumber addressed to Mike, "Hey, bro. Take over the controls. I need to take a tinkle."

Mike smiled, "Right."

He left the cockpit…

He snickered, "Cockpit… he, he."

…as the prisoners, except for Prussia, were sitting quietly. He went to the lavatory, as Angelica snickered, "Now's my chance to take over the controls of his flight, and then-."

The plane suddenly started to plummet, as everyone was screaming. Cucumber fell out of the bathroom and into the cockpit.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! OOF!"

He moaned, as his face was planted on the glass window, "What happened?"

Mike said, as he fiddled with the controls, "I just remembered… I don't know how to fly a plane."

Cucumber pulled out of the window, grabbed the controls, and held the steering wheel back, straightening the plan back on course. The Brothers Holowitz sighed in relief, as Mayura came out and said, "That was quite a jolt, Cuke!"

Mike moaned, "Aw, shut up."

XXXXX

Inside the room, Seina was powered down, recharging. Her stomach panel opened, revealing two white lab mice, one with a big head, and another with buck teeth.

The Brain said, "I get extra for this fan fic; and a bit player for this part."

Pinky replied, "Egad, Brain. Why did we stowaway in Seina Kastura?"

The Brain said, "Simple. Setsuna found us as pets, during the end of Season Five, and I did build Seina, out of the request of Mayura Ichikawa, who was upset for NOT being in this story. Wherever she goes, we follow."

"Uh… But she is in the story, Brain."

"Don't push it, Pinky."

They jumped down, as they were walking together, "Today, we are going to take these pathetic losers to Prison Island. Once there, I can access the control panel in the main room in Prison Island, and use it to detain ALL the prisoners and the guards, and force them to surrender them to me. From there, I will use subliminal mind control to make them take over Prison Island, for me. For he who controls the jailhouse, controls the alternate worlds!"

Pinky cheered, "EGAD, BRAIN! BRILLIANT!"

He then stated, "Uh, oh, wait, no. But isn't it like SuperJail? I mean, the inmates can be very cruel."

Brain responded, "Fear not, Pinky. While few of our fellow inmates, aboard Prison Air, are going there, they will be witnesses, for our plan to take over the world. In case we do, I will concoct a serum that can not only disable the prisoners, but can also subdue their killing instincts, and the usual prison-like behavior, for a couple of hours, giving us access to get to the control room, in Prison Island. Unfortunately, none of the items are in place, here, and in Chapter 129, Percival used up all the narcotics. But I am drug-free, and I'll decide on the next best thing!"

Pinky asked, "Um… Cough Syrup?"

CONK!
He said, as he walked away, "Stop talking, Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you. Come! World Conquest, or should I say, Alternate World Conquest awaits us! Once we land, we'll grab what we need. After all, it's no Library Island. Prison Island has immerse and bizarre amounts of flora and fauna. We shall obtain a rare plant here that has enough toxins to subdue even the most violent person – the Slakius Vigorous!"

He said, "Once we land, we have enough time to let Cucumber and his friends drop off the prisoners, while we grab the Slakius Vigorous. This'll give us time to make the serum to calm all the prisoners and guards, and we shall take over the prison!"

Pinky asked, "One question, Brain. What about the others? Don't you care if they get affected, too?"

Brain pondered and said, "Hmm… Well, Jerry did hire me back, just to help out Miyazawa & May, and my checks are clear… I suppose I could spare them."

He and Pinky were grabbed by Setsuna, as she asked them, "Brain? What are you doing here? Stowaways?"

Brain smiled, "Oh, hello! Setsuna Sakurazaki, I presume."

Pinky smiled, "Odd Bodkins, Brain. She's beautiful! Narf!"

Brain introduced him to her, "Setsuna, I want you to meet my associate, Pinky. Pinky, this is Setsuna Sakurazaki. The one I told you about."

Pinky said, "Oh, yeah! I've heard of you! Uh, oh… Wait… Weren't you in an animated cartoon with a robot, a vampire, and a ghost?"

Setsuna huffed, "Why don't you pester Julie Saunders… Now, why are you here? Surely, you're not plotting to take over the world. Are you?"

Brain said, "Yes! Of course, we're still trying to think of a scheme, at work. However, we stowed away in Mayura's new friend, in order to get some rest and relaxation."

Setsuna nodded, and then said, "Well, you two are staying with me. If anything comes up, I'll let you know. Cucumber insisted that I watch over you two."

Brain growled, "Drat. I must subdue Setsuna, and then plot my chance at world domination!"

Setsuna growled, "I'm right here, Brain…"

Brain grinned nervously, "Uh, I was just kidding…"

And as the plane continued to fly, disaster was straight ahead, as they were flying towards a huge green island, full of trees and sand, with a huge fortress in the middle. From inside the fortress, a man in a blue suit, in a red and white stripe tie, holding his fluffy white cat, was watching the plane on the radar.

He said in a snooty voice, "Oh, well. It seems that someone is in our lonely neck of the woods, stumbling by, very precariously. Let's see if I can't convince them to stay a while, eh, Sprinkles?"

Sprinkles, his cat, meowed in agreement. The man nodded and petted his cat, and then proceeded to press the big red button. As he pressed it, a huge strobe light appeared from underground, as it shone a bright white light. It shone at the airplane, flying by.

Back in the airplane, Cucumber was flying the plane, as usual, but is blinded in the eyes by the man's huge bright light.

"What the?"

Mayura asked, "What's wrong?"

He said in a halting voice, "Can't… see anything. Sun… in eyes. Must talk… like this."

Mayura huffed, "That's the worst William Shatner impression I've ever heard."

The plane started to plummet down. As the plane goes out of control, Setsuna, Pinky, and The Brain were stumbling around the plane, screaming in pain.

"YAAAAAH!" The Brain cried.
"WAAAAAAAHHH!" Pinky yelled.
"HELLLLLLLLLP!" Setsuna screamed.

Cucumber groaned, as he pulled the controls, still blinded by the light, "I can't see the controls! It's too bright!"

The airplane started to spiral out of control, as the inmates were getting dizzy. Ayame Sohma then barked, "This is the last time I fly this airline!"

The ticker then said: "Fasten your Seat Belts". The villains fastened their seat belts, as the ticker then said: "Scream like Hell!". They screamed in fear, as Cucumber tried to regain control, if that mysterious sunlight didn't blind him. The villains then proceeded to wear life jackets. However, Angelica cannot get hers to fit.

"Help! Someone get this on me! I can't fit it into my head!" She cried.

Dakota-Zoid then said, as she tried to put on her life jacket, "I problem of I own!"

As they were putting on life jackets, a small hunched man, with a brown jacket, was wearing his innertube, running down the corridor. He then said, "Derp." And then ran off.

Back at the cockpit…

"I'm scared, Cucumber!" Mayura sobbed.

Mike added, "Me, too. I'm scared, too."

Seina appeared and asked, "What is going on, Mayura?"

Mayura cried, "The plane! It's going out of control!"

Seina asked, "Permission to take over flight?"

Cucumber barked, "Denied! Besides, I can't see anything!"

As they plane continued to fall, Cucumber noticed something. He asked, "Hey. We're going to the sky! I see a blue area!"

Mayura cried, "A blue area?"

Mike said, "What? I don't see anything."

Cucumber cried, "THERE! That blue area!"

Seina said, "Negative. We are plummeting down, so it is impossible for us to fall into the blue sky. Our only possible way down is…"

Seina, Mayura, Mike, and Cucumber all screamed, "OCEAN!"

SPLASH!
The plane landed in the middle of the ocean. Luckily, it was close to shore of the mysterious island, close-by.

Seina asked, "Was that a jolt, Mayura?"

"It was… But I can't say it," Mayura replied.

Mike replied, "Yes, you can…"

XXXXX

Hours later, the Holowitz Brothers, the villains, and the girls all pulled the plane out of the water. They succeeded in pulling the huge jet out of the water. They all fell, except for Mike, and were exhausted.

Seina said, "I'm afraid that we are stranded here. And the plane is in need of repairs."

Mike then called to the villains, "Okay, listen up, Villains. As long as we are here in this island, I'm going to unlock your leg manacles. Anybody who makes a break for it will be in big trouble. Got it?"

The villains nodded and agreed. Mike approached Lightning and unlocked his, first. He got up and cheered, "SHA-BAM! The Lightning is FREE! YAY!"

He ran off, "Later, suckers! Lightning's running to the End Zone!"

He ran away, into the forest, as Mike sighed, "Oh, boy. See? This is what happens when you don't listen. Now, he's going to get it."

But then, the bushes started rustling, as Lightning was screaming, "HEY! WHAT THE? GET OFFA ME! HEY, LEMME GO, YOU-! AAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Cucumber cried, "Lightning!"

Cucumber ran off, as the others followed. Setsuna, with the two lab mice on her shoulder, cried out to them, after being left behind, "Don't leave me!"

They arrived at a spot in the woods, as they found a piece of Lightning's clothing, with a small gold ring in it. Seina picked it up and said, "This is… Lightning's ring?"

They only found Lightning's diamond and gold championship ring.

Osaka asked, "But where's Lightning?"

To be continued…